Angulation in Powder

[old goat]

When the doll parts line up with the astrolabiacal pudenda, certain anomalies in the Schwatzchild radii of unguents known only to the most rare and refined porchwads manifest from their quantum cosecantized distribution.
Further, congressional fellatio of member of the house of cards have indicated that beyond these sparse trigonometric concerns, there's a greater oscillation in the trans paleolithic turnstyle index which infers according to some parenthetic redistributed fellows of the Nobel College a deft penumbra of tensors between gravitation and female sex drive hitherto unnoticed.

Beyond the normal vectors of the toroidal space time nookie gradient, certain researchers lost in the steam tunnels of MITs campus have been able to sketch proofs that the postulated angulation is independent of the smegmatic coefficient.

As such, legions of post modernist Pollockists (no not the fish, the flocks of poseur squiigly painters) have come up from their rasty espressos and smoothly defolaliated a sheaf of complex indexed inverse limits of The Eilenberg Steenrod spectrum. And consequently, indifferent and minor members of third rate operettas are now coming to the opinion that no trigonometric analysis of their fat shaft pleasure plunging in the moist and slippery grottos of love has any more to do with pleasure than the angulation in powder.

I think you made that up

[Slaag Master]

buster highman!!!!!! muse to the spectral dictatorship!!!!! when you mentioned "the toroidal space time nookie gradient" distant memories flooded my deep space consciousness of "when that little love of mine dips her doughnut in my tea"!!!!!!!!

[Buster Highmen]

dibs knows

[Tom Skillings]

Hello friends and thanks for your many comments.

To answer your questions, yes. Bend the ski
also, no naked pictures yet. OR at least I am not going to display them yet.
Also, yes, more of the vertical horizontal this weekend.
Also, no, I do not work out in full gear in a gym, I find this counter productive to time because this would get you thrown out for looking like a looney. If you are going to practice full bore, throttle to the maximum, you must do this inside or outside but not inside the gym.

Back to the matter at hand, yes we talk about the angulation and we talk about the pressure fore-aft, and side to side and front to back, but we must also talk about the front pressure angulation of 1/4, 3/4, 50/50 or perhaps full zero.

Then we can see WHERE we can pressure, how far and to the fall point the exertion.

[PNWbrit]

but we must also talk about the front pressure angulation of 1/4, 3/4, 50/50 or perhaps full zero.

Have you tried just the tip?

[Johnny Deep]

Have you tried just the tip?

I have, but I still go all the way. It's a weakness.

[hortence]

When the doll parts line up with the astrolabiacal pudenda, certain anomalies in the Schwatzchild radii of unguents known only to the most rare and refined porchwads manifest from their quantum cosecantized distribution.
Further, congressional fellatio of member of the house of cards have indicated that beyond these sparse trigonometric concerns, there's a greater oscillation in the trans paleolithic turnstyle index which infers according to some parenthetic redistributed fellows of the Nobel College a deft penumbra of tensors between gravitation and female sex drive hitherto unnoticed.

Beyond the normal vectors of the toroidal space time nookie gradient, certain researchers lost in the steam tunnels of MITs campus have been able to sketch proofs that the postulated angulation is independent of the smegmatic coefficient.

As such, legions of post modernist Pollockists (no not the fish, the flocks of poseur squiigly painters) have come up from their rasty espressos and smoothly defolaliated a sheaf of complex indexed inverse limits of The Eilenberg Steenrod spectrum. And consequently, indifferent and minor members of third rate operettas are now coming to the opinion that no trigonometric analysis of their fat shaft pleasure plunging in the moist and slippery grottos of love has any more to do with pleasure than the angulation in powder.

Now I know this is a Turing test, and I think you just failed.

[Slaag Master]

i am so confused!!!!






the dawning of understanding


a working truth!!!

[harpo]

I think you have solved the angulation in powder question - how about angulation on the high t? When traversing to the vertical do you remain horizontal or it the horizontal now vertical or if you come in hot will you leave cold?

Why don't they just make it easier for us - they could make drone skiers we can control for our cubes...... I heard they actually have the technology but that the NSA thought it could be used as a terrorist tool on unsuspecting tourists.

Plus the ski lobby squashed the funding for self healing skis - never need tuning. They thought too many people would loose their jobs.

[El Chupacabra]

Tom, have you ever been abducted by aliens?

Did they probe you?

[TBS]

Hey guys, how do you get down with your angulation in Powder... is it a comfort thing? Do you like to be vertical, more horizontal or slightly off camber. Because it seems like if you are slightly horizontally veritcal that you can apply maximum shin force.

I was telling my wife that this idea of being vertically horizontal was a good idea, but then we started talking about the lodge that day and she didn't try it.

Plus she is a snowboarder anyway... I know... I know... Snowboarders suck.

But anyway, totally like the idea of the vertical horizontal and the fact that if we talk about sintered bases it seems to increase the overall torque load on the front of your g-force boot.

So what do you think?

More or less angulation in Powder?

Oh wait, I just realized that I wrote horizontally vertical and veritacally horizontal above... I'm, of course, speaking about being vertically horizontal not horizontally veritcal. The first makes sense. The second clearly doesn't.

I mean, how the fudge can you be horizontally vertical in deep snow. Really that only works if you use wing arm displacement and you try to lay out edges.

Thanks!

You should be horizontally vertical in the X plane, vertically horizontal in the Y Plane, angulated in the Z plane and in the moment.

Your wife now understands - I used her poopenhousen as an example.

[Turnipking]

I like "throttle to the maximum." Sounds so much better than pedal to the metal.

[Westbasinchutes]

i am so confused!!!!






the dawning of understanding


a working truth!!!

Horizontal women riding switch?

[old goat]

we must also talk about the front pressure angulation of 1/4, 3/4, 50/50 or perhaps full zero.

Must we?

[Tom Skillings]

I think you have solved the angulation in powder question - how about angulation on the high t? When traversing to the vertical do you remain horizontal or it the horizontal now vertical or if you come in hot will you leave cold.

I think this is a good question. Much better. Very good.

If we talk about the schuss method down the slope with the pivoting base and the front pressure angulation of at least 50/50 with a sight towards the 3/4 if we run out of powder, the entry into the transverse or the traverse will have consequences.

If we stay high on the side and explore the explode we will fall apart lending ourselves (of course) to the horizontal vertical which (as was discussed) is not optimal.

If we come in hot and stay on the high side, but on the low side, and then we stay the vertical but we might have to grab the knee because it was going really fast over the whoops and then we would impact the other side and fall apart. see the vertical is almost horizontally negative pressure in that case.

It's a whale breach, when the whale gets up high and the pressure goes and he free-falls.

So we are looking for whale breach negative pressure, vertically horizontal with a knee grab for traverse setting.

[From_the_NEK]

Tom.... from Austria???

[LIP]

Ok, so I can help. See I'm talking about really finding that "position" where we are talking about full engagement. Before you slip edges but after you actually feel the pressure. See if we are talking about "surf style" I think we are losing the essence of skiing. I mean no offense to if you slide turn, but that way isn't what you can see going forward.

You have to find that plane angulation on effort in order to feel that thrust kick forward.

I bet that some KY or Astro Glide would really help with your position.

[pfluffenmeister]

i think (or don't) that this whole thread must be a koan.

[Buster Highmen]

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[Slaag Master]

"If we stay high on the side and explore the explode we will fall apart lending ourselves to the horizontal vertical which is not optimal."

ah, this is houston. say again!!

houston, we have a problem!!!

GIMBAL LOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAmsi05P9Uw


this clip will reverse the effects of the initial statement!!!! now i am going to drink vodka for breakfast!!!!