Angulation in Powder

[Tom Skillings]

PM Rontele, .

How do I PM? I'm not used to this site!?

[Tom Skillings]

Ok, I figured it out. Thanks Edgnar. I snet him and copied you in.

[My Pet Powder Goat]

Ok, I figured it out. Thanks Edgnar. I snet him and copied you in.

Great!





...now, about those nakkid pictures of your wife?

[Tom Skillings]

Great!





...now, about those nakkid pictures of your wife?

We made a pact that we would only show pictures of our naked selves if we both were in thshot. I dont' think people here want to see my fuzzy peaches.

[stuckathuntermtn]

It must be Fall.

[Speedfreak]

I tend to try to stay vertical, but as my friends will attest, horizontal tends to creep up on me.

Sorry dude, but horizontal is a regular thing. Inverted tends to creep up on you...sometimes repeatedly.

[El Chupacabra]

We made a pact that we would only show pictures of our naked selves if we both were in thshot. I dont' think people here want to see my fuzzy peaches.

What else is in the teaches of peaches?

[Skirotica]

I should weigh in on this. After all, I took high school physics.

How does horizontal verticality affect the angle of the dangle? Cause I am certain there is a balance threshold beyond which erratic flapping can ensue, renduring a flacid posture during the deep vertical horizontal later that evening. In some cases, it can even result in unanticipated face shots.
I'm afraid I am not willing to compromise my deep vertical horizontal for a few more degrees of angulation. Even on the deepest powder days. I'll take my faceshots on the snow where the depth can produce glory at any angulation without the messy cleanup.

[Slaag Master]

...if you are slightly horizontally veritcal...




it depends on everything. skis, snow, slope, skill........................ but i continue to be deeply intrigued with the metaphysical concept of horizontally veritcal!!!!

[Bottleman]

Der Poopenhausen?!

[stuckathuntermtn]

There we go. That's the tgr we know and love.

[Tom Skillings]

but i continue to be deeply intrigued with the metaphysical concept of horizontally veritcal!!!!

ok, so in the idea, we see that the horizontally vertical lends itself to the loosening of control, the ability to fall, and slide too much leading to falling (again). Moreso with this idea comes the lack of mental fortitude necessary to really pressure which could be extrapolated to your personal life as well. I would guess that horizontally veritcal people are terrible who should be kept of the hills as much as possible. We are suggesting that in their own life is the idea of slippage, even within their own personal choices.

Very slippery stuff there, but clearly you can see that if you go horizontally veritcal instead of vertically horizontal that will not only you be kept from skiing appropriately with edge pressure and sliding, but you will also fail at life. This is why I encourage good tenchinque when it comes to people who want to slide on two feet and not just cause the fall down the slope sideways on one which is really just cheating and slipping without pressure because the board is flat.

[Greydon Clark]

Keep it simple, when skiing powder just lean back and point it.

[El Chupacabra]

Tom, are you related to a fine skier and upstanding gentleman named Bernhard Franz? He used to post here somewhat regularly.

[old goat]

Tom--just curious. Do you ever go the gym to workout in your ski boots, ski clothes, and pack?

[PNWbrit]

Tom--just curious. Do you ever go the gym to workout in your ski boots, ski clothes, and pack?

He is among us.

All hail the GSA re-incarnate?

[Slaag Master]

my favorite anti hero Robert Frost said - "Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire"

[stuckathuntermtn]

Great quote.
I'm gonna drink till this thread makes sense.

[James H]

Ron, is that you?!

[bendtheski]

Dude, you're not bending the ski.

All else is meaningless.

[JONG Q Public]

Ron, is that you?!

I thought the same thing but Tom never mentioned once how smart he was.

[Slaag Master]

^^^ i look great after my gentle craig diet plan, huh!!?!!!

[MTT]

What is this thread about?

Slaag nice pic the Beret ties the whole thing together

[old goat]

my favorite anti hero Robert Frost said - "Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire"

Excellent angulation don't you think.

[Buster Highmen]

When the doll parts line up with the astrolabiacal pudenda, certain anomalies in the Schwatzchild radii of unguents known only to the most rare and refined porchwads manifest from their quantum cosecantized distribution.
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Beyond the normal vectors of the toroidal space time nookie gradient, certain researchers lost in the steam tunnels of MITs campus have been able to sketch proofs that the postulated angulation is independent of the smegmatic coefficient.

As such, legions of post modernist Pollockists (no not the fish, the flocks of poseur squiigly painters) have come up from their rasty espressos and smoothly defolaliated a sheaf of complex indexed inverse limits of The Eilenberg Steenrod spectrum. And consequently, indifferent and minor members of third rate operettas are now coming to the opinion that no trigonometric analysis of their fat shaft pleasure plunging in the moist and slippery grottos of love has any more to do with pleasure than the angulation in powder.