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  1. #26
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    ^You would have to make 167 ATM withdrawals to take out all $2,500.000.00. No way would I want to put that much work into getting my money.
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    ^^ How many plastic supermarket bags would I need to carry that much cash away from the ATM (assuming I got all 20s)? I don't think I have enough many bags.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Todds View Post
    ^^ How many plastic supermarket bags would I need to carry that much cash away from the ATM (assuming I got all 20s)? I don't think I have enough many bags.
    You can have some of mine, for a price. This may seem greedy for a guy who just collected $800,000.00 USD, but this is America dammit.
    "...no hobby should either seek or need rational justification. To find reasons why it is useful or beneficial converts it at once from an avocation into an industry, lowers it at once to the ignominious category of an exercise undertaken for health, power or profit."
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    Thanks, The Donald would be proud of you.


    I may just get a wheelbarrow

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    When it rains, it pours.
    If the shocker don't rock her, then Dr. Spock her. Dad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Todds View Post
    ^^ How many plastic supermarket bags would I need to carry that much cash away from the ATM (assuming I got all 20s)? I don't think I have enough many bags.
    $2,500,000 = 125,000 $20 bills or about 125 grocery bags
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    Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing. Aim past the wood, aim through the wood.</p>

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    Use Trader Joe's reusable bags. I mean fuck, you can afford it.
    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

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    After mulling it over ....I've decided that as soon as I collect, I am going to treat everyone here a brand new set up, maybe even throw in some wax.

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    Make sure you get it all in 20s.

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