Slight thread jack... But that story about the dude and his 11 year old sister hits home.
I was living in Breck for a month at my uncles place. My dad, stepbrother, 16 yr old cousin and her 16 yr old friend come up for weekend. My stepbrother and I were both 21 at the time. Dad goes to bed and stepbro and I are boozing a bit so we decide it would be a great idea to give the girls a drink. We give them one beer and one shot each. About an hour later my cousin's friend is basically begging for us to fuck her, so we basically lock ourselves in our room(that's about 4 ft away from my sleeping dad). She gets in and is all over us... We're telling her to GTFO... My cousin is telling her to GTFO. Then dad barges in. She's on top of my stepbrother. Long story longer... I got the lecture of a lifetime and to this day my dad thinks I was trying to fuck both of them. My dad is crazy, but I still have no idea how even his crazy ass did it, but he still swears I was making out with my cousin. She was 10 ft away from me trying to pull her friend off of my stepbrother... BUT, I've heard it from him and through the grapevine that he still thinks that. Dude is out of his mind. I can't wait till he gets old and gets even crazier... That will be a blast.
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