The lowest common denominator...

[stfu&gbtw]

Apparently "OP doesn't even lift" is the insult of choice

Whereas, saying someone doesn't even ski...

[IVplay]

Signed up and ready to troll

[stfu&gbtw]

gravity numbnuts... What does a smooth surface have to do with anything?

If the surface isn't smooth, the treadmill will never go fast enough for the plane to take off.

Duh...

[systemoverblow'd]

I don't know. if you had a smooth surface and good enough equipment to measure it, this might work out. i imagine that wind resistance differences would be a bigger factor than this though given that a bullet probably only is going to travel a few thousand feet at most out of a 24000 mile sphere, but still.

Oh shit... obviously some photoshop wizz over there agrees with you on a 10 year old thread:



HAHAHAAHAHA

[MarcusBrody]

gravity numbnuts... What does a smooth surface have to do with anything?

Well in general, the Earth's surface is too inconsistent to be considered a sphere when looked in as small chunks as what a bullet would travel. We have hills, ridges, plateaus, Five Guys, that sort of thing. But if we assume that it's an actual sphere and a bullet is shot "straight out", then it's shot tangent to the circle. Gravity acts on it, but it's going to have farther to pull it as its trajectory in its absence isn't along Earth at shoulder height, but rather tangent to Earth out into space.

Edit: And how can you argue with such graphic excellence!

[rideit]

Well, who is their resident Creaky?

[systemoverblow'd]

Well, who is their resident Creaky?

Haven't been there long enough to study that shit.. but this cat is seriously homophobic. So much so he is put in the camp of "self-loather" and even creates threads asking why people think he is homosexualhttp://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=156496823

That isn't really funny but the thread hours later asking oiled muscled men to talk to him like a woman was pretty ironic... http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...33&pagenumber=

[The Reverend Floater]

I mean, did any of you read that page:

So I am 21 and my little sister is only 11. Anyways she gets in the shower and a little while later gets out and goes into her room to dress.

Like 3 seconds later she starts screaming and I am working out in my room doing my third rep of chest curls, so I have no shirt on. I immediatly drop my 50 lb weights and barge in and ask her what the fukc is wrong with her and she points up at the ceiling and its just a little stupid spider on the ceiling. Our ceiling is kind of high so I have to jump to get it. So i grab a magazine and jump up to swat it. and I hit it a little but it falls and lands right on my fukcing sisters head.

she immideatly drops her towel and starts swatting at her head screaming "GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF" I notice it crawling down her back and it is still alive I drop the magazine because it wasnt working so well and i grab her shoulder with one hand to get control of her because she is flailing around like a maniac and then I am swatting at it with my only other free hand. and just then my parents burst in and see her naked and me in just my aids shorts spanking her rearend while she is crying her ****ing guts out.

Most embarassing day of my life. I tried to explain to them i was like "guys oh no wait there was a spider there was spider and stuff". and my little sister was still crying her guts oout and my dad just exploded and told me to "get in your fukcing room immediatly you sick fukcing predator". It doesnt help that a couple months ago they found a pair of her undies on my floor. I dont know how they got there but probably were stuck in my pants after mom did laundry or something.

i really feel like killing myself right now.

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Can you fucking imagine if AKPM posted that here? I feel like I just found out I graduated from Stanford after thinking I've spent the last 13 years at a JC!

[systemoverblow'd]

Can you fucking imagine if AKPM posted that here? I feel like I just found out I graduated from Stanford after thinking I've spent the last 13 years at a JC!

I know... right? You're the only person to comment on that. I feel like I am taking crazy pills or something.

[rideit]

Lesson 1:
Don't wear yer AIDS shorts when doing chest reps

[sfotex]

Ha, I was looking for a coupon code for bb.com last week and google had a link for a code in their forum. I clicked thru a few threads and was like 'is this forum just full of bots posting porn links' and got the fuck out.

[Tippster]

There are some fucked up people in this world. Many of them seem to congregate in the Misc. » Relationship Help forum there. Wow.

[ill-advised strategy]

we should troll 'em with plane on a treadmill!

[SkiBall]

been on no fap for 2 weeks and about to phuck a bish tomorrow... first time i've done no fap, I have no idea how sex will be after not busting a nut for 2 weeks. should i bust a nut before or will i be okay?

This shit is just sad.

[shroom]

i want to meat her this weekend

[Conundrum]

been on no fap for 2 weeks and about to phuck a bish tomorrow... first time i've done no fap, I have no idea how sex will be after not busting a nut for 2 weeks. should i bust a nut before or will i be okay?

This shit is just sad.

I thought you were actually asking the question...HA. Never no fap for two weeks. That's a long time.

[userA]

i'm glad to be back but enjoyed my brief visit to conundrums shop
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[stfu&gbtw]

Can you fucking imagine if AKPM posted that here? I feel like I just found out I graduated from Stanford after thinking I've spent the last 13 years at a JC!

This more like the JC field trip to the state psych ward...

[stfu&gbtw]

Haven't been there long enough to study that shit.. but this cat is seriously homophobic. So much so he is put in the camp of "self-loather" and even creates threads asking why people think he is homosexualhttp://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=156496823

That isn't really funny but the thread hours later asking oiled muscled men to talk to him like a woman was pretty ironic... http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...33&pagenumber=

uh, yeah... that isn't even really funny. What's even less funny is you cross posting this over here like you have no idea what's going on...

So, DannyBoy, what's the bs story behind how you found this shit show again? lol...

Some comedy from the thread:

"I hate Firehouse Subs

I am secretly an Overpriced Sandwich"

[systemoverblow'd]

ohh I get it, you're calling me gay. Funny. You'd fit in perfectly over there! Good stuff.

[stfu&gbtw]

ohh I get it, you're calling me gay. Funny. You'd fit in perfectly over there! Good stuff.

I'm calling you an overpriced sandwich. Own that shit.

[Vt-Freeheel]

Paging AKPM http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=265793


Is my girlfriend cheating on me? Opinions needed ASAP :-O



Hey all, help me out, pleeease

Here is all of the related events that have happened to date:

1. We have some pretty big fights over a period of a week, and for the next week she doesn't call me at all, which was very strange for her, she usually calls a lot (and drives me crazy ). So i ring her and she tells me she has been hanging out with one of her guy-friends who has been in the area for the past week. She tells me she is staying at a hotel with this guy-friend for the night, apparantly because they were going camping with other guy-friends, but they all pulled out, leaving girlfriend and guy-friend by themselves with nothing to do. She tells me sheis just 'hanging out' with guy-friend for the night. I tell her i'm not comfortable with it (i know she would go nuts if i did the same thing), and she gets all defensive about how she isn't going to do anything etc. She rings the next day and tells me that she didn't end up staying the night in the single room with the guy-friend. How noble.

2. This next one is really insignificant, but you'll understand it's importance later on: I rang her a few days later to see what's happening, and while i'm chatting to girlfriend, her younger sister says "Is that guy-friend?" to my girlfriend. The tone of voice and phrase is the exact same that this younger sister says when i ring, except instead of my name it's the guy-friends name. My girlfriend said that her younger sister just wanted to borrow a 'toy' from guy-friend (what the hell? Guy friend was now out of the area, hours away, and younger sister is old enough to be over 'toys'). This is very insignificant, but it all falls into place.

3. The next night, girlfriend was over my house, and her phone rings. It is the guy-friend. She seems edgy and tells him in a hush but affectionate tone that she can't talk right now. This, once again, is insignificant, but it becomes important later.

3. Me and girlfriend were out at a party, and i was bored and the girlfriend was away smoking. So i decide to play crazy-detective and check her messages on her mobile phone (cell phone). I find one that was sent to her on the exact day that this guy-friend left the area to move back up north, "hey i am at the train station crying, i really don't want to leave you, i love u so much, but i have to go back home". I memorize the phone number (more on this later). So while i was looking at the message, girlfriend comes back and screams when she see's me looking at her phone (hmm that's not suspicious). I ask her about the message, and she says she doesn't know who sent it , and she has been trying to ring the number to find out but no answer. She also says that she has spoken to guy-friend and he denied sending the message.
So, i simply ask her if i can check her 'recieved calls record' on her phone, to see if the phone number from guy-friend the night before matches the number that sent the message. She gets angry and doesn't give me her phone.

4. While i was looking at her phone, i noticed a photo stuck to the back of the phone. It was of her and some guy. I asked her who it was, and it was guy-friend. Innocent enough maybe, but enough to raise the suspicious-o-meter more.

5. The day after the party, i decide to ring the phone number that sent to message. A girl answer's. The following conversation occurs:
Me: "Hey, who's this?"
Her: "It's holly"
Me: "Do you know girlfriend?"
Her: "Yea, why?"
Me: "How do you know her?"
Her: "She's going out with my brother"
Me: "Is his name guyfriend?"
Her: "uhh yea"
Me: "Interesting... because i'm going out with girlfriend too"
Her: "Oh... for how long?"
Me: "Two years"
Her: "Oh man..."
Me: "I guess girlfriend is in a bit of trouble.."
Her: "uhh i guess so"
Me: "Anyway, i wont bother you anymore, bye"

6. So i ring up girlfriend, and simply say "I'm going to ask you a question. If you tell the truth we can still be friends, if you lie and i find out, we won't ever talk or see each other again." I tell her about my phone call with guyfriends sister, and she says "ohh no way, yuck i wouldn't go out with guyfriend". Anyway, she goes on and gets angry and defensive, and i justify my being suspicious. Anyway, i tell her to ring up guyfriend and get him on the phone with me now. She puts me on hold, and a suspiciously-long-wait later, he is on the phone.
Me: "Hi guyfriend"
Him: "uhh hi"
Me: "I'll get straight to the point. Why would your sister say you were going out with my girlfriend?"
Him: "ohh she probably thought that because i was hanging out with your girlfriend"
Me: "Do you know the phone number XXXXXXXXX?"
Him: "Err yea it's my sisters number..."
Me: "Do you remember a message that was sent to my girlfriends phone on wednesday?"
Him: "uhh yea"
Me: "Did you send it?"
Him: "yea... but man i was just like really emotional and stuff you know"
Me: "..Right..."
Girlfriend: "Anyway you've harassed him enough now, can he leave?"
Me: "Go."
So it's left with just me and girlfriend on the phone, and i basically tell her that she cannot expect me to be able to not be suspicious with all this crap going on. She starts crying saying "bla bla i would never cheat bla bla you are my world". I say that i have had enough of all this guyfriend bull****, and that i will get back to her on what to do. She was still was NOT cheating on me etc etc. To be honest it was quite convincing, i almost believed her.

I don't really know what to do at this stage.

[buttahflake]

this site is pure gold.
thank's advers!
the profile pics are $$$, everyone a shitty selfie, in a dirty bathroom.
it's so cringe worthy, can't stop looking.

[Bobcat Sig]

Those crimefighters on those forums are the same as ...

[irul&ublo]

Seriously, I found the end of the internet. The "misc" section on bodybuilding.com is like our padded room but for people dropped on their heads and told they were otay.

Seriously... these neanderthals are a step away from eating their own feces. I feel dirty venturing in there.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/forumdisplay.php?f=19

Advres...do you like movies about gladiators?