The lowest common denominator...

[systemoverblow'd]

Seriously, I found the end of the internet. The "misc" section on bodybuilding.com is like our padded room but for people dropped on their heads and told they were otay.

Seriously... these neanderthals are a step away from eating their own feces. I feel dirty venturing in there.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/forumdisplay.php?f=19

[DeathVan]

[neufox47]

How would you brahs deal with a girl doing this SRS:

I wnet round hbb house too watch a movie ive been on a couple of dates before with her,,but she mention other dude that she texting and he trying to meet her this weekend.

I played it cool like it didnt even phase me when i was phuckin raging inside,,im notsure if it was my cue to invite her out with me but thought it was disrespectful.

How would you brahs deal with this,,id usually next a girl for this chit but she is 20 year old hbb and a keeper

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...p?t=156501893&

[systemoverblow'd]

And that retard is 26....

[Soups]

That shit is mind bottling. Read the Tinder thread.

[bucbanzai]

36 pages of this ??????

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...p?t=140841281&

I'm pretty much the stereotypical misc foreveraloner.

I'm 18 and have never even had a female friend, let alone a girlfriend

I don't like my own personality. When I'm around people I know I get very obnoxious and unlikeable. If I'm not around people I know I'm awkward and quiet.

I have screwed my chances of getting a good college solely because of laziness. I feel like I am going nowhere in life.

I can't think of anything I'm good at besides video games.

[systemoverblow'd]

I think the saddest part is the sheer volume of that place. Seriously, look at the page and notice the "last post" timestamp of every thread. It will be the same minute or at most 2 minutes. You can literally refresh the page before even reading all the thread titles and have a whole new batch to look at. It's like a car wreck I can't look away from...

[RootSkier]

I forget how the tags worked, but...

#advReadsBodyBuildingForums

[systemoverblow'd]

#rootskierpostsonstyleforumstartingstrengthandseri ouseats

[Chainsaw_Willie]

Ouch, my brain hurts. Time to take the dog for a walk.

[BigDaddy]

FINALLY!.... A forum worse than ours.

[east or bust]

Fuckin meathead degenerates.

[stfu&gbtw]

The 'we should start a business' thread is straight up comedy gold. What they ought to do is turn that whole forum into an ashton kutcher movie.

[joetron]

We clearly need more crews around here

[IVplay]

I love it when the forum i'm part of talks shit about another forum.

[systemoverblow'd]

So you're a part of the bodybuilding forums? Because you certainly aren't a part of this forum. Makes tons of sense now!

[IVplay]

Once i start posting my ontario stoke i will be.

[huckbucket]

It appears to be a requirement that your avatar has to consist of a picture of you shirtless and flexing.

[systemoverblow'd]

See if you can make it past the second post in this thread...

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=156505073

[systemoverblow'd]

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Guys, my physics teacher told me this

I think it's complete bullshiz but here's what he said:

"If you shoot a gun straight forward, and drop a basketball at the same time both at the same level (lets say shoulder level), then the basketball and the bullet will hit the ground at the same time"

I was like WTF, man u gota be kiddin me!

Obviously this person never went to high school, or at least never paid attention...

i don't think they would hit ground at the same time.

the bullet is travelling forward and the earth is curved.

so the ground curves away from the bullet and it will take longer to hit the ground. at a high enough speed it would actually go into orbit and never hit. yes or no?

Obviously this person... well who the fuck knows what this person is thinking???

[systemoverblow'd]

This is so much more fun than the dropper post idiocy!

[Supermoon]

Apparently "OP doesn't even lift" is the insult of choice

[systemoverblow'd]

This dude is completely misunderstanding the mores of being a mod!

Where can i apply for mod status

I really think I should have been chosen as mod. Here is why: I believe I should be a MISC Mod for a number of reasons: Hours: I work the night shift 11pm-7am Easter Standard Time. I'm on all night. Maturity: At 27 years old I don't fall into the petty nonsense that happens in the MISC on a daily basis. I don't live my life on here nor do I follow the soap opera that is the MISC. I have a vested interest being a member here and helping/teaching those who ask for it. Experience dealing with people in real life: 14 years of teaching martial arts to kids and older adults. 8 years in the Marines and a veteran of the war in Iraq as a leader in a command position with great power and responsibility. Experience working as a security officer in both a public mall and a corporate world I can say that I know how to communicate, to treats others fairly and with respect. There are times to be heavy handed (such as banning ghey porn trolls outright) and other times to act as a mediator (such as an argument between members) Using power given in a mature responsible manner: At various times in my life in the Marines, working as a security officer and teaching karate I have been given power and responsibility over the lives of others. I have never abused my power to try to "get back at someone" because I didn't like them personally. In the Marines I was responsible for the training and welfare of Marines; getting them to and from the mess hall, getting them their mail, taking care of personal issues and training them in their jobs. I have led Marines under extreme situations (Iraq) and during training/peacetime. As a security officer at our local public mall I had the power to detain you if you committed a crime, I carried OC spray and handcuffs with the power to use both if a situation called for it (I never did). I talked suspects into the holding cell we have until the police came, reuniting lost kids with parents, breaking up fights or simply providing customer service in the mall vested by people all over the area. Teaching karate to various ages, men and women means you have to wear different "hats"; a teacher, a preacher and a Drill Instructor. There are times for each and knowing how to deal with each group of people or as individuals is key to them growing in a positive manner. These are just examples I believe that will show the mods I am responsible when given great power. Knowing when to apply praise or punishment is the right path to take rather than to abuse power hence the old saying "With great power comes great responsibility Future career and why it applies here: My future career is to be a police officer (I should be starting in July at the academy). Being a mod in the MISC is much like being a good police officer...there are times to give out tickets (infractions) or times to make arrests (bans). Sometimes a simple PM to a member or members to solve and issue or a thread will explain things. Again...Knowing when to apply praise or punishment both here and being a police officer will get you farther than just locking up (or banning) everyone for every little thing.

[MarcusBrody]

Obviously this person... well who the fuck knows what this person is thinking???

I don't know. if you had a smooth surface and good enough equipment to measure it, this might work out. i imagine that wind resistance differences would be a bigger factor than this though given that a bullet probably only is going to travel a few thousand feet at most out of a 24000 mile sphere, but still.

[systemoverblow'd]

I don't know. if you had a smooth surface and good enough equipment to measure it, this might work out. i imagine that wind resistance differences would be a bigger factor than this though given that a bullet probably only is going to travel a few thousand feet at most out of a 24000 mile sphere, but still.

gravity numbnuts... What does a smooth surface have to do with anything?