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    Is This What Gold Bond is For?

    I've never used Gold Bond or talcum powder or anything like that before, just never had any problems that it would have helped.

    That has all changed, I think...?

    Not only am I pushing 30 lbs overweight now, but my left arm has been in a sling for the last 3-1/2 weeks due to a Bankart repair surgery and I'm under strict orders to NOT lift that arm straight out from my side or allow any external rotation beyond 90 degrees (straight out in front) for at least another 2 weeks.

    It's been in the mid and upper 80s around here and with my arm constantly down at my side, the pit is getting mighty swampy and starting to itch something fierce.

    Would an application of some Gold Bond powder or something like that help this situation?
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    It will help for sure. I prescribe a yellow bottle for your 'pit and a green bottle for your balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas View Post
    a green bottle for your balls.
    QFT. Just make sure the boys are good and dry before you apply. If they are wet, it might sting a bit.

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    gold bottle for the golden boys and blue bottle for the feet, for the pits either will do will.
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    I'm not overweight...yet...but every morning I resemble a bird taking a dustbath in that stuff. Walmart occasionally has sales on the big bottles, and I stock up. Great for ski season as well.

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    Just Gold Bonded a little bathing suit beach chafe. Much better now....
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    Quote Originally Posted by jgb@etree View Post
    QFT. Just make sure the boys are good and dry before you apply. If they are wet, it might sting a bit.
    Contraire - pat dry after a shower and then slap a liberal amount onto the sack. The sting is the best part. Just make sure you keep that shit away from the tip. Green bottle fo sho.

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    This is what a woman's mouth is for; keepin' that junk clean.
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    they have an AWESOME spray now...totally worth the non mess on the application side.

    Second what someone said about having the boys TOTALLY dry before applying or it stings.

    Bankart repair...been there done that...kinda blows. Hope you heal fast.

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    If you are on a budget buy the yellow bottle generic at the 99 cent store. I switched over years ago. Its a must at the job sites during these humid summer months.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zesty Not Spicy View Post
    Contraire - pat dry after a shower and then slap a liberal amount onto the sack. The sting is the best part. Just make sure you keep that shit away from the tip. Green bottle fo sho.
    That post goes great with your username.
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    glad this thread is without pics for sure.
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