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  1. 05-24-2013, 09:59 AM #26
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    Go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skistack View Post
    When you got to go, you got to go.
    My 5 year old keeps saying this...as he's running to the potty - cracks me up.
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  3. 05-24-2013, 10:14 AM #28
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    Don't get upset at inanimate objects or at things over which you have no control.
    "The mind, once expanded to the dimensions of larger ideas, never returns to its original size."
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    Lord loves a workin man.

    Don't trust whitey.

    See a doctor and get rid of it.
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  5. 05-24-2013, 10:47 AM #30
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    It is better for everyone to think you are a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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    learn to say and mean.... "I'm sorry"
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  11. 05-24-2013, 11:59 AM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edgnar View Post
    When you come to shoot, shoot, don't talk.
    if your shooting blanks a condom is not required.
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  12. 05-24-2013, 12:09 PM #37
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    “Walk tall, kick ass, learn to speak Arabic, love music and never forget you come from a long line of truth seekers, lovers and warriors.”
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    Don't bring your guns to town boy.

    Leave your guns at home.
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    I guess stfu might be right about steel toed boots
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    We is got a good military, maybe cause some kids get to shooting sports early here.
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  15. 05-24-2013, 12:20 PM #40
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    If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
    "...no hobby should either seek or need rational justification. To find reasons why it is useful or beneficial converts it at once from an avocation into an industry, lowers it at once to the ignominious category of an exercise undertaken for health, power or profit."
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  16. 05-24-2013, 12:25 PM #41
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    Don't lie to yourself.
    I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.

    "Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"
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  17. 05-24-2013, 01:27 PM #42
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  20. 05-24-2013, 02:28 PM #45
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  21. 05-24-2013, 02:53 PM #46
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    Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may be in Utah.*


















    *Meatdrink9's place excepted. In fact, head to his new place to eat, drink and be merry in Utah.

    I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...    iscariot
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  22. 05-24-2013, 03:09 PM #47
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    There are only 3 rules in life.

    Keep your money in your front pocket.

    Don't trust "the man."

    Don't stick it in crazy.
    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).
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  23. 05-24-2013, 03:14 PM #48
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  24. 05-24-2013, 11:55 PM #49
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    Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.

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    You've got to have the courage to say to your wife, "Get in there and make me some bean dip."
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  25. 05-25-2013, 02:11 AM #50
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    It's better to go skiing and think of God than go to church and think of skiing.
    ...Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain...

    "I enjoy skinny skiing, bullfights on acid..." - Lacy Underalls

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