Things that make you chuckle

[rip]

What out there in the world gets you no matter how many times you see them?

I'll start with a few off the top of my head and in no particular order


3 guys in a regular cab pickup truck
anyone on a scooter/moped
tall T's
Monoskiers
groups of 2 or more all talking on their cell phone
those swingin balls truck nut things


...and for the retards out there, lets try and keep this funny and non-douchy

[The Suit]

lets try and keep this funny and non-douchy

I chuckled.

[Cruiser]

When a bird flies into a window.
Morbidly obese people at the grocery store with their shopping carts full of soda and frozen pizzas.
When one of my kids farts at the dinner table and then blames it on me.

[vinzclortho]

midgets 1234

[Benny Profane]

White kids in dreadlocks.
Hippie girls dressed like it's 1969 dancing like they're picking grapes.
White kids in rich suburbia dressed up like gangstas blasting rap from their BMWs.

[Benny Profane]

Most snowboarding fashion.

[mud]

Conspiracy theories.

[2FUNKY]

Hippie girls dressed like it's 1969 dancing like they're picking grapes.

Oh man that is so funny. We call them " Space pickers".

[IVplay]

Conspiracy theories

Honestly I believe in some.

Anyways fat people and when spook intentionally tries so piss off people and they fall for it.

[theshredder]

vespa convoy cultists.

I'm pretty sure they're into satanic rituals.

[iceman]

3 guys in a regular cab pickup truck

Fags.

When a bird flies into a window.

Harsh! We could hang.

[HD333]

Seeing a dog sitting in the front seat of a car like a human. I especially chuckle when they turn and look at me at a red light.

[rip]

Fags.

Thats what makes it so great. You know a whole string of circumstances had to lead up to having to take that truck, and the pecking order of who has to sit in the middle? and the look on their faces if you can make eye contact with them. They know its just wrong.

A few more Ski related ones -

any skier with a powder cord streaming behind them
tourists dressed up like its 10 below on a nice calm sunny spring day in the mtns

HD333 - my favorite is when they are in a parking lot and have moved over to the drivers seat.

[shroom]

reading/editing poor English written by my foreign buddies in college always had me rolling.

3 guys in a regular cab pickup truck

when i used to work in manual labor, i was on a crew w/ two other dudes, and always had to cram into one truck. coworker A and I used to always make coworker B sit in the middle, 'cause it made him uncomfortable. during the summer (90-100*F) coworker A used to roll up the windows and lock them, just prior to letting a big fart go. watching coworker B then squirm like a fish out of water was what i miss most about that job.

[HD333]

HD333 - my favorite is when they are in a parking lot and have moved over to the drivers seat.

And you know they are thinking; what the fuck is taking so long?

[brice618]

Toys for Tards.

I know. I'm an asshole. But really, think of the possibilities.

[mud]

1.2K skis made in China.
Light beer
Canadians
Parvo's daily life.

[stuckathuntermtn]

My brother got motion sickness from Black Swan (even before the hot lezzy scene) and had to walk out. I think that was Valentine's Day with his wife a few years ago. And 3D gives him a headache. Makes me laugh. This is the same guy who guided dangerous sheep and bear and all kinds of game hunts in AK for like 20 years and still flies up there.

[rip]

people hunting for an up front parking space at the gym

[Flyoverland Captive]

Huge spoilers and air dams on shitty little cars.

[booner]

fat people wearing tapout shirt/people that confuse fat/heavy with tough
I love seeing these people get into fights cause they usually are snoring before they even raise their little t-rex arms

And these new wave hipsters with their little house on the prairie costumes on...wtf is up with that

[systemoverblow'd]

I usually chortle, sometimes I even guffaw, but I seldom chuckle.

[Hugh Conway]

Chubby girls, white dress, neon thong
Hipsters on bikes
The studied casualness of the sf startup scene

[mud]

How every thread on tgr turns into a bitchfest of what we don't like
except the pron and weed turn outs.

[Tippster]

In a word: Hipsters.