RIP Chris Kyle

[leroy jenkins]

Leroy if you were half as smart as you think you are you wouldn't still be a virgin.

Bwhahahaha, what? Non sequitor? I've fucked an Olympic gymnast, professional ballerinas, lost my virginity at 16 to a woman in her mid 20s working the door of a bar who invited me in off the street and bought me a pitcher of beer even after I was stupid enough to till her I was 16 and fucked me in the kitchen of the place after closing that night. Next was the 24 year old Romanian manager at the st regis when i was 16-17. They sure did have some comfy beds in that hotel. I got my first kiss in 8th grade when the hottest girl in our grade announced to everyone within earshot that she'd decided she wanted me to be her first kiss. I've been offered money for sex from both men and women, and turned them both down. I've had two women I worked with and had never hung out with outside of work up till then walk up to me at a party and say, hey david, you wanna go fool around with a couple cute girls? The only reason I don't get more tail than I do is I limit the amount of bullshit and drama in my life.

There is NOTHING someone like YOU can say that will make me feel bad about who I am. Keep trying though, by all means. I don't need a trick of perspective or some vague mental gymnastics about what is justified or deserved by others in order to look myself in the mirror, and I don't rejoice in other's misfortune cus I'm not a piece of shit.

[iceman]

Tell us more about your intellect now, Leroy. It's been five minutes after all.

[leroy jenkins]

Such is the result of eliminating the draft and creating a professional soldier class that the rest of America lives through vicariously when it is convenient.

I don't live vicariously through shit. Im more impressed with his efforts to help those with combat ptsd than how many people he shot.

[Benny Profane]

Iraq never would have happened if there was a draft. Never. That's why there is no draft. Cheney and Rumsfeld were from that time ( although, of course, both never saw service). They were the architects of the professional army. Then they had almost complete freedom to lie to the American people and kill thousands of young Americans and Iraqis without much resistance.

[Benny Profane]

I don't live vicariously through shit. Im more impressed with his efforts to help those with combat ptsd than how many people he shot.

Did you ever serve in the military?

[leroy jenkins]

Tell us more about your intellect now, Leroy. It's been five minutes after all.

I doubt you've done anything in your entire life that would impress me in any way. Speaking of dying, when are YOu going to die you decrepit old man.

[leroy jenkins]

Benny, wtf does that have to do with rejoicing in this man's death? I don't get the connection. After all, like ice knows, I'm not that smart.

[Benny Profane]

So, you didn't?

[leroy jenkins]

Since it seems non sequitors are all the rage in this thread, I'm willing to bet at some point in his life Iceman has paid for sex.

[systemoverblow'd]

Benny skis on bitch skis. And he has a super lisp.

[stfu&gbtw]

Spraying about shooting a lot of people says a lot of shitty things about a person. But the fact that it becomes best selling "non-fiction" is a real condemnation of our country's culture and values. Helping people with PTSD is certainly a noble task, but the whole thing is one big circle jerk. The same book that generates the money to help treat PTSD, also motivates a new crop of people who will eventually require treatment. A zero-sum game at best.

[PNWbrit]

Talking of military heroes....


Oh and thanks for your service Leroy.

[leroy jenkins]

So, you didn't?

I feel no desire to serve in the military or participate in any of our recent wars. I do not judge those that serve this country, though, and I won't dance on their graves. Hell, I didnt even celebrate the death of bin laden like you guys are celebrating this guys death, I just hoped that it actually made the world a more stable place.

[userA]

Iraq never would have happened if there was a draft. Never. That's why there is no draft. Cheney and Rumsfeld were from that time ( although, of course, both never saw service). They were the architects of the professional army. Then they had almost complete freedom to lie to the American people and kill thousands of young Americans and Iraqis without much resistance.

...actually Gen. William Westmoreland led the Armys charge as it transitioned to an all volunteer force.
Ancient Rome was the architect of the professional army imo.
bF

[irul&ublo]

Bwhahahaha, what? Non sequitor? I've fucked an Olympic gymnast, professional ballerinas, lost my virginity at 16 to a woman in her mid 20s working the door of a bar who invited me in off the street and bought me a pitcher of beer even after I was stupid enough to till her I was 16 and fucked me in the kitchen of the place after closing that night. Next was the 24 year old Romanian manager at the st regis when i was 16-17. They sure did have some comfy beds in that hotel. I got my first kiss in 8th grade when the hottest girl in our grade announced to everyone within earshot that she'd decided she wanted me to be her first kiss. I've been offered money for sex from both men and women, and turned them both down. I've had two women I worked with and had never hung out with outside of work up till then walk up to me at a party and say, hey david, you wanna go fool around with a couple cute girls? The only reason I don't get more tail than I do is I limit the amount of bullshit and drama in my life.....

Please....tell us more!

[toast2266]

Bwhahahaha, what? Non sequitor? I've fucked an Olympic gymnast, professional ballerinas, lost my virginity at 16 to a woman in her mid 20s working the door of a bar who invited me in off the street and bought me a pitcher of beer even after I was stupid enough to till her I was 16 and fucked me in the kitchen of the place after closing that night. Next was the 24 year old Romanian manager at the st regis when i was 16-17. They sure did have some comfy beds in that hotel. I got my first kiss in 8th grade when the hottest girl in our grade announced to everyone within earshot that she'd decided she wanted me to be her first kiss. I've been offered money for sex from both men and women, and turned them both down. I've had two women I worked with and had never hung out with outside of work up till then walk up to me at a party and say, hey david, you wanna go fool around with a couple cute girls? The only reason I don't get more tail than I do is I limit the amount of bullshit and drama in my life.

There is NOTHING someone like YOU can say that will make me feel bad about who I am. Keep trying though, by all means. I don't need a trick of perspective or some vague mental gymnastics about what is justified or deserved by others in order to look myself in the mirror, and I don't rejoice in other's misfortune cus I'm not a piece of shit.

Leroy - well done. This is fucking hilarious.

[Benny Profane]

...actually Gen. William Westmoreland led the Armys charge as it transitioned to an all volunteer force.
Ancient Rome was the architect of the professional army imo.
bF

How old are you? Westmoreland? Really? Shit, countless times he probably looked around and bitched about his draftees as he handed out lie after lie about how his war was going, but, they dumped his ass on the street almost as soon as Saigon fell. Maybe his parting words before the door hit him in the ass was "Quit trying to make those n****rs and hippies into soldiers" or something, but he was long gone before it started.

[systemoverblow'd]

blocking out the letters of a word doesn't mean you didn't type it. Quit being a f****t and say what you want to say.

[HansJob]

How old are you? Westmoreland? Really? Shit, countless times he probably looked around and bitched about his draftees as he handed out lie after lie about how his war was going, but, they dumped his ass on the street almost as soon as Saigon fell. Maybe his parting words before the door hit him in the ass was "Quit trying to make those n****rs and hippies into soldiers" or something, but he was long gone before it started.

did you forget the parade he led in NYC?

[2nd mate]

You are twisting a timeline here with Westmoreland, He was relieved and made Army Chief of Staff. This happened long before Saigon fell(7 years). That guy never even attended a single staff college and they still made him commander of the force in Vietnam. Talk about the anti-Marshall.

[jfost]

...I've been offered money for sex from both men and women, and turned them both down. ...

I've only been offered material goods and cocaine from dudes, never women. I turned them down too...

[Benny Profane]

did you forget the parade he led in NYC?

It was Chicago. And, yeah, a parade? So? Didn't he have political aspirations? Isn't that what politicians do? Walk in parades?

[userA]

benny, he was there when it started.

[Benny Profane]

benny, he was there when it started.

No, he was there when the draft ended.

[Hugh Conway]

You are twisting a timeline here with Westmoreland, He was relieved and made Army Chief of Staff. This happened long before Saigon fell(7 years). That guy never even attended a single staff college and they still made him commander of the force in Vietnam. Talk about the anti-Marshall.

Marshall? or MacArthur? Wasn't MacArthur first in his class at West Point?