
Originally Posted by
Chair 6
Leaving the ski hill a few weeks ago I found myself and among a group of people stuck behind a gaper walking super slow, taking up the whole path to the parking lot at the end of the day exodus. Dudes wearing neon green pants at least one size too small, go pro on the helmet and other shit that screamed jerry. This guys probably in his mid 40's. The kicker was the strap to hold his skis slung over his back like a quiver of arrows, only perfectly horizontal so that his skis (Mantra's!) effectively took up 90% width of the walkway. Poles in use. For support. Walking slow AF, completely unaware of the growing crowd of people behind him. No apparent injury or disability.
Crème de la crème was that when I passed him I noticed he was a gaping mouth breather. A fish out of water.
Only like a 45 second hold up, but astounding how oblivious some people can be.
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