Glad to hear they are coming back and mostly in one piece.
I've been alot of shitty places, the only thing I can really say is bring a carton of smokes. You would be surprised what Marlboro Reds can get you in certain places, additionally in the really shitty shit you can go the blend it route but that probably isn't going to work. Your white and American which means they assume you got shit worth something so don't really try to, rather get somebody local who understands how shit really works and then pay the right people.
Generally big bopper X in town whatever has a counter part that can fuck up his day, understand this dynamic and you got yourself a real deal insurance policy.
You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
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