Not a bad return...
http://espn.go.com/olympics/skiing/s...two-months-out
Too bad she is going to run out of events before she can retake the lead in the slalom standings.
Not a bad return...
http://espn.go.com/olympics/skiing/s...two-months-out
Too bad she is going to run out of events before she can retake the lead in the slalom standings.
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Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing. Aim past the wood, aim through the wood.</p>
she's not even 21 but already is #2 in total wins for a US women, wow. And the fact that she's not even 21 makes me feel dirty.![]()
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
Such a beast....saw her at the Westin working out, super strong. I'm old and weak.
ROLL TIDE ROLL
She is unbelievably good. Tied with Tamara McKinney for #2 all time US ski team WC wins behind Vonn.
Well maybe I'm the faggot America
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
Science-fiction author Robert Heinlein
and still smoking the field. Wins yesterday's slalom by over 2 seconds.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
No sign of slowing down. How many slaloms are left this season?
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On the hill isn't the only place she's got moves. This girl can dance. Originally posted at Unofficial Networks.
http://unofficialnetworks.com/2015/1...deo-is-awesome
She's a hottie.
Caught her second run on tv yesterday and the announcer said it perfectly. "It looks like she's running a different course than the other racers"...or something like that...but it was so true. This girl is unreal.
Mikaela completed the season with only 5 Slalom races. However, her pure dominance was incredible.
She won every slalom she entered by an average margin of 2.11 seconds! The closest being Crans Montana (.45 seconds) that looks to have been a relatively easy course since everyone was pretty fast (see margin from second to 3rd).
The average margin between 2nd and 3rd is 1/9 of her winning margin. That is ridiculous.
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Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing. Aim past the wood, aim through the wood.</p>
Yup, and in the GS Sunday, she had an early 0.76 lead before spinning out.....
Won the US championships in Sun Valley by....6.73 seconds! That's not human.
ROLL TIDE ROLL
Performance Enhancing Drugs is the ONLY explanation. Either that or she is really a man.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
I've never seen a more perfect skier.
“When I ski, it’s like a song. I can hear the rhythm in my head, and when I start to ski that rhythm and I start to really link my turns together, all of a sudden there’s so much flow and power that I just can’t help but feel amazing.”
—Mikaela Shiffrin
I can imagine she heard the rhythm in her head during these runs...pure pendulum perfection...wow.
Just amazing to watch that level of flowing dynamic balance on the feet.
Poetry in stance angles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6qhmasgDRI
Master of mediocrity.
This video really shows the flow.
https://www.facebook.com/LovelandSki...6253304745768/
Here is her GS win from yesterday with a .73 margin over 2nd place Stiegler.
Flashback to her first world slalom cup podium when she was only 16 years old. Goosebumps.
Last edited by uglymoney; 03-28-2016 at 10:35 AM.
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