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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    kusipää

    cunt, fucker, twat, bastard, prick, sod
    and asshole, that is the word I have down pat and I now find out it covers a lot of ground or the Finns just don't have that many insults
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Nope, Finland is Tango-crazed. The Argies invented it but the Finns Tango Arctic Stylee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DougW View Post
    and asshole, that is the word I have down pat and I now find out it covers a lot of ground or the Finns just don't have that many insults
    Well since you're already down with the most insulting single word, I'd go with "Go fuck a Reindeer" as well: mennä vittu Poro

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    "Piestä minun napa paskahousut"
    Lick my pole shitpants

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    i've listened to hyvää joulua kusipää about 50 times and I think I've got it kusipää is the easy part
    Mrs. Dougw- "I can see how one of your relatives could have been killed by an angry mob."

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    Thanks....
    Zigged when I should have zagged, I see.

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    muuttua nickle?
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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    En löydä puute uteliaisuus Suomen kielen melko nuoria

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    Quote Originally Posted by brice618 View Post
    En löydä puute uteliaisuus Suomen kielen melko nuoria
    "I can not find a lack of curiosity about the Finnish language quite young"

    cryptic

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    Quote Originally Posted by DougW View Post
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    Throw a handful of umlots at him.

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    so we had "perkele" earlier. now i hear from trusty friends that "piru" is also a good one. riivattu is a possessed person, and pikkupiru is a lover of perkele.

    for a phrase, "suksi nyt perkeleen idiootti kuuseen siitä huutamasta" was suggested. the meaning roughly "stop yelling and go to hell, you fucking idiot". literally it means one should cross-country ski to the nearest spruce instead of shouting.

    thank me later

    ps: "turpa kii" would be roughly stfu. turpa kiinni is the proper grammar for it. it's unpolite because only horses have a turpa"

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    Pretty sure it was English when they told me to go fuck myself. It went back to Finnish when I laughed.

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    he could be saying anything I wouldn't take the intonation of what he is saying as a sign he is dissing you, I wouldn't fuck with a finn and be very careful drinking with them

    they do make great snow tires

    the largest population of finns outside of finland is in Thunder bay Ontario

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    i like a swedish finish

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    Quote Originally Posted by RolexJr View Post
    "Piestä minun napa paskahousut"
    Lick my pole shitpants
    That will do. Mahalo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crampedon View Post
    That will do. Mahalo!
    no, it won't do... that's supposedly either really bad finnish or estonian. a transliteration in finnish would be "ime mun munaa paskahousu", but it's definitely not something a normal person would say. a similar statement actually used would be "ime munaa vitun kusipää" or "paskapää", meaning "suck someone's dick you fucking shithead/pisshead".

    sources: i've actually got friends in finland

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Finns, with their white blond hair and their pale icy blue eyes, they're like the Anti-Portagees.
    Hey now, I resemble that!

    My grandmother was born in Finland and I never could understand what she was talking about 1/2 the time. Forget trying to speak an unspeakable language. Just yell back in english that his mother is a dumb Swede whore and then prepare for a drunken punch up on your front steps. Finns have been known to take things to a pretty ridiculous level after a few drinks, so buyer beware...
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    yeah finns will power drink just give themselves to that bottle till its finnished ...be careful

    if you read about Finns who came to canada they had a rough go, the men worked in the bush a lot of them became leftists and commies

    I had a finnish/ irish GF who could speak the language and it always sounded pretty weird to me but take the 2 groups of people who didn't always handle their booze very well

    mix with alcohol and look out

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    I reckon the Irish could probably handle alcohol if they actually drank normal amounts, the real problem is they drink 10 times more than anyone else...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamesp View Post
    I reckon the Irish could probably handle alcohol if they actually drank normal amounts, the real problem is they drink 10 times more than anyone else...
    Finns make the Irish look like amateurs when it comes to drinking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    Finns make the Irish look like amateurs when it comes to drinking.

    I've spent some serious drinking time in both Ireland and Finland. The Finns, hands down, no contest, are better and more committed drinkers. The only people I've met that could possibly hold a candle are Russians.

    Coincidentally I had a Finnish girlfriend for a long time. The only three things I know how to say in Finnish are "home is where the heart is", "stop it" and fuck you." That in a nutshell explains Finns.
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    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    Finns make the Irish look like amateurs when it comes to drinking.
    Is there anything there isn't a wiki about?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...ol_consumption

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    The former GF told me that booze is really expensive in Finland so maybe they can't afford to drink too much?

    She went on a bus tour from finland to russia to visit museums ect but everyone else on the bus was there to drink cheap russian vodka and they would be drinking all the way home right up to the border at which point they thro their empties out the window ...there was broken glass all over the shoulder on the russian side

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Finland. Russia's Canada.
    hahaha. fuck, that should be my new sig. Well played!
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