Well since you're already down with the most insulting single word, I'd go with "Go fuck a Reindeer" as well: mennä vittu Poro
"Piestä minun napa paskahousut"
Lick my pole shitpants
muuttua nickle?
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
En löydä puute uteliaisuus Suomen kielen melko nuoria
what's orange and looks good on hippies?
fire
rails are for trains
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so we had "perkele" earlier. now i hear from trusty friends that "piru" is also a good one. riivattu is a possessed person, and pikkupiru is a lover of perkele.
for a phrase, "suksi nyt perkeleen idiootti kuuseen siitä huutamasta" was suggested. the meaning roughly "stop yelling and go to hell, you fucking idiot". literally it means one should cross-country ski to the nearest spruce instead of shouting.
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ps: "turpa kii" would be roughly stfu. turpa kiinni is the proper grammar for it. it's unpolite because only horses have a turpa"
Pretty sure it was English when they told me to go fuck myself. It went back to Finnish when I laughed.
he could be saying anything I wouldn't take the intonation of what he is saying as a sign he is dissing you, I wouldn't fuck with a finn and be very careful drinking with them
they do make great snow tires
the largest population of finns outside of finland is in Thunder bay Ontario
i like a swedish finish
no, it won't do... that's supposedly either really bad finnish or estonian. a transliteration in finnish would be "ime mun munaa paskahousu", but it's definitely not something a normal person would say. a similar statement actually used would be "ime munaa vitun kusipää" or "paskapää", meaning "suck someone's dick you fucking shithead/pisshead".
sources: i've actually got friends in finland![]()
Hey now, I resemble that!
My grandmother was born in Finland and I never could understand what she was talking about 1/2 the time. Forget trying to speak an unspeakable language. Just yell back in english that his mother is a dumb Swede whore and then prepare for a drunken punch up on your front steps. Finns have been known to take things to a pretty ridiculous level after a few drinks, so buyer beware...
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yeah finns will power drink just give themselves to that bottle till its finnished ...be careful
if you read about Finns who came to canada they had a rough go, the men worked in the bush a lot of them became leftists and commies
I had a finnish/ irish GF who could speak the language and it always sounded pretty weird to me but take the 2 groups of people who didn't always handle their booze very well
mix with alcohol and look out
I reckon the Irish could probably handle alcohol if they actually drank normal amounts, the real problem is they drink 10 times more than anyone else...![]()
I've spent some serious drinking time in both Ireland and Finland. The Finns, hands down, no contest, are better and more committed drinkers. The only people I've met that could possibly hold a candle are Russians.
Coincidentally I had a Finnish girlfriend for a long time. The only three things I know how to say in Finnish are "home is where the heart is", "stop it" and fuck you." That in a nutshell explains Finns.
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The former GF told me that booze is really expensive in Finland so maybe they can't afford to drink too much?
She went on a bus tour from finland to russia to visit museums ect but everyone else on the bus was there to drink cheap russian vodka and they would be drinking all the way home right up to the border at which point they thro their empties out the window ...there was broken glass all over the shoulder on the russian side
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