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**Lane Meyer** · 02-16-2005, 04:53 PM

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Just for fun, here's the translated text of the Scott Willoughby article from the Denver Post (Article), Gizoogled so Tanner can actually read it:

Hallibizzles Influence Going Wrizzong WayBy Scizzay Crazy Ass Nigga Pizzay Snow Sports Writer

The topic of poise is hardly uncommon in tha dippin' world, yet tha reality of it appears ta be increasingly rare in tha ski'n world.

There is a certain irony in tha definizzles that means everyth'n from balance, stability n composure ta self-assurizzles eaze n dignity of wanna be gangsta. And killa was it more apparent than dur'n last weeks Winta X Games in Aspen, whiznen superpipe skia Tanna Hizzay put on an inspirizzles display of catlike balance n stability in tha pipe, only ta follow it wit tha dignity n composure of a puppy tizzle hiznasnt been housebroken.

No one can question Halls superior skills as a killa. Despite com'n away witout a gold medal fo` tha fizzay time since 2001, he nabbed two gangsta as a perennial threat ta establish himself as tha best skia at tha X Games . Bounce wit me. And if you follow tha new-schoo` cyba-babble on tha Internet, some of those kids is convinced he takes that title a stizzep wanna be gangsta as tha bizzle pizzy n pipe wanna be gangsta in tha world.

While tizzy may be true, even some of Halls chat-room devotees have started call'n out his behavior as a sore killa who claims tha judges hold a grudge against hizzle by trippin' tha slopestyle winna ski'n skills by call'n him a "Rollerblada" n dippin' a mockery of his post-pipe interview wit ESPNs Chris Davenport.

"The execizzles at ESPN were flabbergasted that he had tha spotlight on him n chose ta act like a 10-year-old," Davenport said. "As M-to-tha-izzuch as I like tha kid person ta person, I T-H-to-tha-izzink he is totally ridin' tha bizzy as a professizzles yeah yeah baby. Hes in a position as a superstar of tha sport ta do a lot of good, influence a lot of kids in a really positive way n be a bootylicious role model, n hes not doing any of T-H-to-tha-izzat. In fact, hes doing tha opposite. The weekend before, he gots arrested in Vail at tha U.S. Open. Tizzle he shows up in Aspen n continues his bad attitude at tha worlds foremost freeski'n competizzles while all tha media around tha world has its eyes on him.

"Instead of perpetratin' like a professizzles he chose ta be a sore crazy ass nigga."

Davenport n tha ESPN execizzles aint tha only ones in tha close-knit ski'n industry ta nizzy tha straight trippin' of new-schoo` superstars. perkins milla of warren milla entertainment recently pointed it out dur'n an industry panel discussion, pimpin' its difficult ta git olympizzles spotlights shin'n on new-schoo` athletes like hall coz they lack tha poise of ski nigga not say'n hall owes me or anyone else in tha media any more thiznan what they brotha really. n at some level, i actually appreciate his honesty n' shit. maybe he cizzant relate ta tha media coz we wizzay him ta be humble n thankful n polite n speak in clichés like "nuke" laloosh from "bizzull durham." n thats jizzay not who he is.

But i do believe he can do mizzle fo` tha young skia who soak up his every action like a sponge. n im convinced T-H-to-tha-izzat if weed-smokin' is ta sustain itself as a sport - n thugz like hall - its disciples is gonna have ta learn some respect fo' sho'. seriously, if it werent fo` espn n tha x games, hes just hustla kid in B-A-Double-Gizzy camo n a crooked cap who happens ta rip in tha halfpipe fo' sheezy. coz of them, hes famous - at least fo` a few more minutes, anyway.

Scott willoughbizzles be reached at 303-820-1993 or swilloughby@denvizzle.