Texans are dumb

[Parvo]

One of my job duties is to upload brochure requests in to our database. When uploading these spreadsheets I notice Texans seem to have the most difficult time filling in basic information so we can mail them our brochure.

In the First Name field, they often put their first and last name. Many times they put their entire household in this one field like "Mr. and Mrs. George H. W. Bush and Family"

In the Address 1 field, they almost always put their entire address, including city, state, zip.

In the Address 2 field (for suite, apt. #’s and the like) they typically enter exactly what they put in the Address 1 field. I’ve even in many cases directions in this field as well, like “Across the parking lot from Gerland’s Food Mart”

In the country field, they always put their county.

No matter, I don’t send them our brochures anyway, I send them Vail’s. I don't need a bunch of dumb Texans gayin' up my mountains.

[that dude who did that thing]

I support this thread, and your actions.

Fuckin' texans!

[brice618]

Im going to tell all my Texan friends to dry dock your third floor bathroom Shang Ri La.

[Parvo]

Im going to tell all my Texan friends to dry dock your third floor bathroom Shang Ri La.

Your ignoramus Texan friends are so dumb they will likely end up in the 2nd floor women's loo, which as far as I can tell does not regularly host any sodomite mixers.

[Meadow Skipper]

"Poor New Mexico, so far from heaven, so close to Texas."
- New Mexico governor Manuel Armijo.

Feeling your pain. If I could get away with it at work, I'd fill a blog about spring break ski patrolling with our neighbors from east of the Pecos.

[zion zig zag]

"Poor New Mexico, so far from heaven, so close to Texas."
- New Mexico governor Manuel Armijo.

Feeling your pain. If I could get away with it at work, I'd fill a blog about spring break ski patrolling with our neighbors from east of the Pecos.

What mountain again? I have a friend who patrolled in NM and has some sweet Texas stories.

[Meadow Skipper]

What mountain again? I have a friend who patrolled in NM and has some sweet Texas stories.

Santa Fe, but it's pretty much the same at all of them.

[freshie247]

May B ur jest misunderestimating them.

[beaterdit]

Just here to say FUCK TEXAS!

[Powder Ho]

The corrct spelling is TexASS! Because that's what most of them are.

[Scotsman50]

Santa Fe, but it's pretty much the same at all of them.

There's a lot of dumb fucks in Santa Fe as well...I lived there for 8 years and I know!
I always found Texans dumb but at least harmless and friendly.... the Santa Fe-ans are just as dumb and pretty fucking pretentious.

[Hugh Conway]

Your ignoramus Texan friends are so dumb they will likely end up in the 2nd floor women's loo, which as far as I can tell does not regularly host any sodomite mixers.

Meh. There goes my hope of a lost isle of lesbos in the 2nd floor loo tale.

aren't the Santa Fe fuckers from SoCal?

[smartyiak]

My friend was telling me about all the great things to do in Houston...we no longer speak.

[iceman]

They had their own little ol' Republic and we talked 'em out of it. Why?

[Meadow Skipper]

I always found Texans dumb but at least harmless and friendly....

Harmless? Did you never drive or ski or try to buy a house while you were here?

the Santa Fe-ans are just as dumb and pretty fucking pretentious.

Right, unlike, say, Seattlites.

[Scotsman50]

Aahh-hum ....Seattites are clever and pretentious. Big difference.
Spent many an hour driving Cerrillos Road behind a bunch of dumb fuck Santa Fe implants with their psuedo old pickups , dressed in their spiritual amulets and necklaces and faux cowboy costumes.

Made a lot of money selling my house there at an inflated price to an import looking to get spiritual and open up a "new age " chiropatric practice.
Skied the hill a couple of times...very underwhelming...all the real skiers went to Taos.

[Hugh Conway]

seattleites think they are clever. mostly agressive, nerdy and herdy

[Scotsman50]

You are correct Mr Conway, Sir, my bad. I agree.

[Meadow Skipper]

Aahh-hum ....Seattites are clever and pretentious. Big difference.

Yeah, you should probably let others be the judge of that.

Spent many an hour driving Cerrillos Road behind a bunch of dumb fuck Santa Fe implants with their psuedo old pickups , dressed in their spiritual amulets and necklaces and faux cowboy costumes.

You might have a point there, but I hold that Texans make everyone else look pretty good.

[brice618]

You can all go take a big leap into a pile of cast iron dildos for all I care.

Who wants a fucking brochure now days anyhow? That's what is fucked up.

[stuckathuntermtn]

Texans, apparently

[beaterdit]

You can all go take a big leap into a pile of cast iron dildos for all I care.

Who wants a fucking brochure now days anyhow? That's what is fucked up.

Uhhhh, dumb fuckin texans?

[rideit]

I picture the brochures being the size of billboards.

[Tunco]

Who wants a fucking brochure now days anyhow?

Fuck'n Texans, thats who.

[brice618]

Hey guys, I think Texans like brochures. What do you think?