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    I'm totally teaching my dog this trick!

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    The only thing that would make it better is a GoPro mounted on the dog
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    Best part is how the dog waits behind the tree.

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    I've heard that dogs' sense of smell is so good that some can tell if someone has a disease.

    He must be studying to be a gynecologist.

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    During my man slut days I had an Olde English Bulldogge pup. That little guy loved the pussy and he would go after it at just the right moments. After sex he'd be on the bed all up in a girls ass trying to lick, naked girl bent over blowing me he'd attack the punani from behind. I swear that dog has had his tongue in more snatch than a lot of people.

    It was super funny at first but after he did it a few times it would start freaking the girl out. Imagine laying in bed spread eagle after a nice fuck session and a fatty wet dog tongue laps your from your back to your belly

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    WHOOZAGOOBOY!!?!!

    I wonder what's up with the duct-tape-looking backpack thing he has on though?

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    Jesus where is this park? Girls are fuckin hot. Every dog I've ever lived with has either eaten or tried to eat dirty female panties so they naturally just love stinky beef curtains. Good little buddy just doing what nature wants, unlike humans where it's considered "rude" if you "brew tea" from said panties.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    WHOOZAGOOBOY!!?!!

    I wonder what's up with the duct-tape-looking backpack thing he has on though?
    I thought it might have been some attempt at a camera mount, but who knows. Maybe it's a fake, remote controlled dog from space or something? My dog always goes for the crotch whenever someone walks in the house. She gives her snout a good stuffing between the legs on chics and kind of gives the bag a tap up with the tip of her nose with dudes. Probably just sayin "what up?" in doggy. I'd love to teach her this one at the park. Combine that with my twin toddlers and I'd probably get to meet some hot, young chics. "I'm so sorry, my dog is out of control since my wife passed and left me all alone with these babies. Here is your bikini top back. Need some help with that?"
    Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. -Helen Keller

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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Jesus where is this park?
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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    ...unlike humans where it's considered "rude" if you "brew tea" from said panties.
    I know, right? Goddam uptight people these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    I know, right? Goddam uptight people these days.
    But if you just hang'em off your rear view mirror as air freshener it's usually ok.

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    Good dog!
    watch out for snakes

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    P11, that was funny. Thanks for that.
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