View Poll Results: What about Jenna

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    Would you screw Jenna?

    I have to admit ... I think she (he/she?) is hot.

    Let me put it to the brah's, would you screw Jenna? Would you marry a Jenna?

    http://www.montrealgazette.com/healt...089/story.html

    Also, if she has sex, does she get all wet down there like a real woman? Is it like if you have sex with a woman she has had a hysterectory (no uterus)?

    What's the deal?
    Last edited by Garbanzo; 04-10-2012 at 09:43 PM.
    when you really, really need to slap someone, just do it, and then yell, "Mosquito!"

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    The Donald will never be able to look at his daughter the same way again on a few different levels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garbanzo View Post
    If she has sex, does she get all wet down there like a real woman? Is it like if you have sex with a woman she has had a hysterectory (no uterus)?

    What's the deal?
    Not sure I understand?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garbanzo View Post
    I have to admit ... I think she (he/she?) is hot.

    Let me put it to the brah's, would you screw Jenna? Would you marry a Jenna?

    http://www.montrealgazette.com/healt...089/story.html
    No, but then again I am Hetero.

    There is no "front door"

    Go for it! in lots of states you could even marry!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Crampedon View Post
    There is no "front door"
    I thought she had a full change down south - including new hedge, front door, special foyer and recreation-room.
    when you really, really need to slap someone, just do it, and then yell, "Mosquito!"

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    Shit poll, more appropriate would be: how many beers needed to fuck Jenna T knowing she's transgender?

    And a second question for bonus points: how many beers to fuck her not knowing she's transgender?

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    Oh, and the back door gets no remodeling or upgrades, its the same one........think about that........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Garbanzo View Post
    What's the deal?
    you're pretty much a homo for even thinking about it
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    When life gives you haters, make haterade.

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    Another reason for Gloria Allred to hold a news conference. Fuck that publicity hound cunt
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    wouldn't not screwing her make you gay?, if there is a front door... and wouldn't poopenhausen make you gay? So many unknowns. She ought to do porn. That would answer some questions. Hope the picture linky works. It ain't bad looking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by b dubya View Post
    Shit poll, more appropriate would be: how many beers needed to fuck Jenna T knowing she's transgender?

    And a second question for bonus points: how many beers to fuck her not knowing she's transgender?
    Her again???

    The answer to your first question is Infinite number of beers, because it would be impossible to do anything with her, knowing she used to be a guy.

    Your second question is irrevelant. If no one knew she was transsexual, almost every single guy here would screw her, or at least TRY and screw her. It wouldn't take ANY beers.

    I DID hear just the other day though, that she has been let back into the Miss Universe competition.

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    EDIT: The weird thing is....now that I DO know, when I look at her pix....I see a guy.
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    How about:

    if you had to do a 5+ year stint in prison and she could be your celly?

    or

    she's the last piece you can have?

    or

    the closest you'll ever get this day forward is a really fat 3 with bad hygiene or her?
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    Poll, Part B: If you were locked up in prison for life, would you fuck Jenna?

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    A guy gets his dick cut off, gets a tit job, puts on makeup and takes hormones to stop from growing a beard. Its still a fucking guy with no cock. Just like the dude who lost his junk in an industrial accident but passed on the makeup, hormones and the silicone. If u screw jenna your gay as all fuck. Fact. Nothing wrong with being gay, just come out of the closet.

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    This "chick" had a dick 2 years ago.

    I bet Garbanzo wishes he coulda blown her back then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by philth View Post
    A guy gets his dick cut off, gets a tit job, puts on makeup and takes hormones to stop from growing a beard. Its still a fucking guy with no cock. Just like the dude who lost his junk in an industrial accident but passed on the makeup, hormones and the silicone. If u screw jenna your gay as all fuck. Fact. Nothing wrong with being gay, just come out of the closet.
    I'm pretty sure they still have a dick. They invert it or something and it becomes the new front door.
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    I bet she fucks like a champ!!

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    First the dancing frogs legs and now this??!! wtf is wrong with you?? You'd better be the redhead from the gnar chick stoke thread you started. Otherwise: FUCK YOU. Actually FUCK YOU either way. And fuck you too belgian...

    Edit: definitely not a chick if its you in the frogs legs vid... I feel sick now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moeghoul View Post
    I'm pretty sure they still have a dick. They invert it or something and it becomes the new front door.

    This.

    She does NOT have a vagina. At least, not a real one - the kind a woman who's born with one comes with. However it is they surgically constructed it/altered his/her junk, whatever they might make it look like (and I'm pretty sure it would fail a close inspection), it's not a vagina.

    Therefore; not for me, thanks!
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    for the right dude, it will be a match made in heaven. She is a woman, but not female. get it fucktards? Quit being homos.


    Public poll next time JONG.

    No thanks for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chainsaw_Willie View Post
    This.

    She does NOT have a vagina. At least, not a real one - the kind a woman who's born with one comes with. However it is they surgically constructed it/altered his/her junk, whatever they might make it look like (and I'm pretty sure it would fail a close inspection), it's not a vagina.

    Therefore; not for me, thanks!
    Does this mean Garbanzo will have to put it in his butt?

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    Well, I think they do construct something she/he gets to say is a vagina. Sort of what Moeghul said - they turn his dick inside out and now he's a she. More than that I don't really know, and I could be totally wrong about that.

    What I *am* willing to be any amount of money on is that modern medicine does not yet have the capability to do a vagina transplant.

    Perhaps Garbanzo should get Ms. Talackova good and drunk, do the deed and report back with a full TR.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chainsaw_Willie View Post
    vagina transplant
    Just wait. It's c.u.m.m.i.n.g.


    Quote Originally Posted by the Cock View Post


    wouldn't not screwing her make you gay?, if there is a front door... and wouldn't poopenhausen make you gay? So many unknowns. She ought to do porn. That would answer some questions. Hope the picture linky works. It ain't bad looking.
    Half you dickheads only wish - in your wildest raunchiest dreams - you could have sex with ... anything. A wo-man like that would make you have erectile dysfunction ... just the thought that she might laugh at your mini-snowblade-excuse-for-a-weenie. And maybe I am gay. Which one of you fucktards wants to bend over first??

    Back to logic, yes, logic...

    She says she was born a man out of some screw-up with nature. She claims to have been born with a weenie, when in reality she says she is physiologically and psychologically a woman. And from the pictures, I do not see any man there [Alaskan Rover, maybe you can point out what man parts you see?]. Then she is claiming to be a woman as her true self with a little surgery to help.

    What difference is there between a woman with fake tits and a woman with a fake clam? Of course a real clam has lubisciousness to it, maybe a fake one has some too. The tits seem real enough, and hormones can do that, so it could be 100% breast or maybe a hybrid breast/silicone combo.

    Many of you will only ever use your right hand or one of these apparitions below. You should consider it an honour that Jenna Talackova would even consider you ...

    which she likely won't unless you are twice the man that she is (did I do a funny?) .

    Last edited by Garbanzo; 04-04-2012 at 12:35 AM.
    when you really, really need to slap someone, just do it, and then yell, "Mosquito!"

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    Garbanzo wants to bang a dude. [/thread]

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