View Poll Results: What about Jenna
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Thread: Would you screw Jenna?
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04-03-2012, 04:15 PM #1Registered User
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Would you screw Jenna?
I have to admit ... I think she (he/she?) is hot.
Let me put it to the brah's, would you screw Jenna? Would you marry a Jenna?
http://www.montrealgazette.com/healt...089/story.html
Also, if she has sex, does she get all wet down there like a real woman? Is it like if you have sex with a woman she has had a hysterectory (no uterus)?
What's the deal?Last edited by Garbanzo; 04-10-2012 at 09:43 PM.
when you really, really need to slap someone, just do it, and then yell, "Mosquito!"
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04-03-2012, 04:58 PM #2
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04-03-2012, 05:01 PM #3
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04-03-2012, 05:35 PM #4
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04-03-2012, 06:45 PM #5Registered User
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04-03-2012, 06:51 PM #6
Shit poll, more appropriate would be: how many beers needed to fuck Jenna T knowing she's transgender?
And a second question for bonus points: how many beers to fuck her not knowing she's transgender?
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04-03-2012, 06:52 PM #7
Oh, and the back door gets no remodeling or upgrades, its the same one........think about that........
Silent....but shredly.
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04-03-2012, 07:16 PM #8
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04-03-2012, 07:18 PM #9When life gives you haters, make haterade.
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04-03-2012, 07:23 PM #10
Another reason for Gloria Allred to hold a news conference. Fuck that publicity hound cunt
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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04-03-2012, 07:29 PM #11Registered User
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wouldn't not screwing her make you gay?, if there is a front door... and wouldn't poopenhausen make you gay? So many unknowns. She ought to do porn. That would answer some questions. Hope the picture linky works. It ain't bad looking.
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04-03-2012, 07:40 PM #12
Her again???
The answer to your first question is Infinite number of beers, because it would be impossible to do anything with her, knowing she used to be a guy.
Your second question is irrevelant. If no one knew she was transsexual, almost every single guy here would screw her, or at least TRY and screw her. It wouldn't take ANY beers.
I DID hear just the other day though, that she has been let back into the Miss Universe competition.
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EDIT: The weird thing is....now that I DO know, when I look at her pix....I see a guy."The reason death sticks so closely to life isn't biological necessity - it's envy. Life is so beautiful that death has fallen in love with it; a jealous, possesive love that grabs at what it can." by Yann Martel from Life of Pi
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04-03-2012, 07:41 PM #13
How about:
if you had to do a 5+ year stint in prison and she could be your celly?
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she's the last piece you can have?
or
the closest you'll ever get this day forward is a really fat 3 with bad hygiene or her?Silent....but shredly.
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04-03-2012, 07:54 PM #14
Poll, Part B: If you were locked up in prison for life, would you fuck Jenna?
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04-03-2012, 08:51 PM #15
A guy gets his dick cut off, gets a tit job, puts on makeup and takes hormones to stop from growing a beard. Its still a fucking guy with no cock. Just like the dude who lost his junk in an industrial accident but passed on the makeup, hormones and the silicone. If u screw jenna your gay as all fuck. Fact. Nothing wrong with being gay, just come out of the closet.
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04-03-2012, 08:58 PM #16
This "chick" had a dick 2 years ago.
I bet Garbanzo wishes he coulda blown her back then.
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04-03-2012, 09:03 PM #17
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04-03-2012, 09:29 PM #18Registered User
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I bet she fucks like a champ!!
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04-03-2012, 11:52 PM #19Registered User
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First the dancing frogs legs and now this??!! wtf is wrong with you?? You'd better be the redhead from the gnar chick stoke thread you started. Otherwise: FUCK YOU. Actually FUCK YOU either way. And fuck you too belgian...
Edit: definitely not a chick if its you in the frogs legs vid... I feel sick now.Last edited by theshredder; 04-04-2012 at 12:22 AM.
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04-03-2012, 11:54 PM #20
This.
She does NOT have a vagina. At least, not a real one - the kind a woman who's born with one comes with. However it is they surgically constructed it/altered his/her junk, whatever they might make it look like (and I'm pretty sure it would fail a close inspection), it's not a vagina.
Therefore; not for me, thanks!...Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain...
"I enjoy skinny skiing, bullfights on acid..." - Lacy Underalls
The problems we face will not be solved by the minds that created them.
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04-03-2012, 11:57 PM #21
for the right dude, it will be a match made in heaven. She is a woman, but not female. get it fucktards? Quit being homos.
Public poll next time JONG.
No thanks for me.Terje was right.
"We're all kooks to somebody else." -Shelby Menzel
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04-03-2012, 11:58 PM #22
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04-04-2012, 12:07 AM #23
Well, I think they do construct something she/he gets to say is a vagina. Sort of what Moeghul said - they turn his dick inside out and now he's a she. More than that I don't really know, and I could be totally wrong about that.
What I *am* willing to be any amount of money on is that modern medicine does not yet have the capability to do a vagina transplant.
Perhaps Garbanzo should get Ms. Talackova good and drunk, do the deed and report back with a full TR....Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain...
"I enjoy skinny skiing, bullfights on acid..." - Lacy Underalls
The problems we face will not be solved by the minds that created them.
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04-04-2012, 12:22 AM #24Registered User
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Just wait. It's c.u.m.m.i.n.g.
Half you dickheads only wish - in your wildest raunchiest dreams - you could have sex with ... anything. A wo-man like that would make you have erectile dysfunction ... just the thought that she might laugh at your mini-snowblade-excuse-for-a-weenie. And maybe I am gay. Which one of you fucktards wants to bend over first??
Back to logic, yes, logic...
She says she was born a man out of some screw-up with nature. She claims to have been born with a weenie, when in reality she says she is physiologically and psychologically a woman. And from the pictures, I do not see any man there [Alaskan Rover, maybe you can point out what man parts you see?]. Then she is claiming to be a woman as her true self with a little surgery to help.
What difference is there between a woman with fake tits and a woman with a fake clam? Of course a real clam has lubisciousness to it, maybe a fake one has some too. The tits seem real enough, and hormones can do that, so it could be 100% breast or maybe a hybrid breast/silicone combo.
Many of you will only ever use your right hand or one of these apparitions below. You should consider it an honour that Jenna Talackova would even consider you ...
which she likely won't unless you are twice the man that she is (did I do a funny?) .
Last edited by Garbanzo; 04-04-2012 at 12:35 AM.
when you really, really need to slap someone, just do it, and then yell, "Mosquito!"
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04-04-2012, 12:34 AM #25
Garbanzo wants to bang a dude. [/thread]
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