Lindsay Vonn

[Kai]

There's an interesting Lindsey Vonn documentary on Netflix instant watch.

Girl is buff.

[Big Snowballs]

^ for the love of god, you can't actually be silly enough to believe that is an actual, unretouched representation of what she really looks like?

It's OK to be silly !
It matters not how she has been touched up ! The fact remains she is hot.

[userA]

dude a chik with thighs as big as A nfl linebacker is not hot, just a good looking big boned girl.
bobby

[huckbucket]

^^^

Wanna know how I know you're gay?

[Tippster]

She's an amazing athlete. She's not that hot, IMHO.

[Big Snowballs]

Seeing pictures of those big thighs isn't that attractive but I'm sure she is a "better-nude".
I dated a woman like that and in pants she didn't always looking very flattering but nude.. WOW ! It not always the size but the shape and lack of cheese.

Of course she not "model material" but being a top athlete, being tall, being blonde and having that "fuck you till you hurt look" makes her hot to me. Yes sir I would !

[dumpy]

Of course she not "model material" but being a top athlete, being tall, being blonde and having that "fuck you till you hurt look" makes her hot to me. Yes sir I would !

Yup, her skills adds serious hotness points.



So, I was looking at this thread, a few recipes and some other shit on the wife's computer, then I decided to go take a nap, leaving the recipes up for her to see. I guess I accidentally closed out of one of the recipes and not this thread, because about 20 minutes into my nap I was awoken with "so, you're going to satisfy Lindsay Vonn?". My mistake for picking an easily identifiable TGR handle (it's an old nickname of mine).

I guess I can take that solace that it wasn't the fistmas thread.

[Big Snowballs]

I guess I can take that solace that it wasn't the fistmas thread.

That's too funny ! Hope you're not in the doghouse for too long ! good luck !!!

[iceman]

Too funny. Might be time for a new handle.

[dumpy]

I'd like to mention that, while I'm not in hudge amounts of shit, the phrase satisfy has become the new buzz word used to bust my balls/remind me that she's in charge and I'm not going near any other women.

Examples:
Me: "we've booked a rafting trip for 15 guys for Brian's bachelor party"
Her: "oh, are you going to satisfy all of them too?"

Me: "I can't believe Syracuse lost"
Her: "are you feeling unsatisfied?"

Me: "I'm going to the store"
Her: "Oh, try not to satisfy anyone on your way through the parking lot"

[iceman]

haha, I like her. You SO deserve that shit.

[The AD]

Seeing pictures of those big thighs isn't that attractive

I think her body looks fine in that workout video. Not much for tits, but her thighs don't look that big.

[userA]

guys, the size of her trunk is = to having two chicks at once.
world cup alpine bottoms are huge for good reason because skinny chicks can't fill out the spandex.
bobby

[irul&ublo]

...I guess I accidentally closed out of one of the recipes and not this thread, because about 20 minutes into my nap I was awoken with "so, you're going to satisfy Lindsay Vonn?"...

Given your inability to satisfy her, the question is understandable.

[roscoe]

She not that tall and not that big but she is strong.

[Skidog]

A chick that can rip on skis goes up by a value of at least 2 points on the 1-10 scale. So if she's a 5 before you see she rips as a skier..she becomes a 7..
Now IMHO Linds starts at about a 6 easy..this makes her a 9 by my theory.

If you wouldnt bang her i think you likely bang men...a LOT.

[dumpy]

A chick that can rip on skis goes up by a value of at least 2 points on the 1-10 scale. So if she's a 5 before you see she rips as a skier..she becomes a 7..
Now IMHO Linds starts at about a 6 easy..this makes her a 9 by my theory.

If you wouldnt bang her i think you likely bang men...a LOT.

Vonn is a good enough skier that she could look like Jer and I'd still hit it.

[freshie247]

guys, the size of her trunk is = to having two chicks at once.
world cup alpine bottoms are huge for good reason because skinny chicks can't fill out the spandex.
bobby

You're thinking of Anja Paerson,which is beside the point ,because you're delusional! Anna Fenninger,Tina Maze,Julia Mancuso,Lura Gut,Chemmie Alcott,...etc are all hot regardless of whether they are skiers or not.

[Skidog]

Vonn is a good enough skier that she could look like Jer and I'd still hit it.

And the best part is she DOESNT look like Jer...so its a WIN WIN!!!!

[Big Snowballs]

I'd like to mention that, while I'm not in hudge amounts of shit, the phrase satisfy has become the new buzz word used to bust my balls/remind me that she's in charge and I'm not going near any other women.

Examples:
Me: "we've booked a rafting trip for 15 guys for Brian's bachelor party"
Her: "oh, are you going to satisfy all of them too?"

Me: "I can't believe Syracuse lost"
Her: "are you feeling unsatisfied?"

Me: "I'm going to the store"
Her: "Oh, try not to satisfy anyone on your way through the parking lot"

You're killing me ... Fuck I'm stilling laughing.

Tell her your going to watch Sumo Wrestlers and see if she used that same sarcastic response ? Better still get it on audio and post it here !

BTW still laughing........

[Kai]

True. (except that I'm pretty sure that 6+2=8.)

A chick that can rip on skis goes up by a value of at least 2 points on the 1-10 scale. So if she's a 5 before you see she rips as a skier..she becomes a 7..
Now IMHO Linds starts at about a 6 easy..this makes her a 9 by my theory.

If you wouldnt bang her i think you likely bang men...a LOT.

[dumpy]

True. (except that I'm pretty sure that 6+2=8.)

If a chic rips she gets 2 extra points. Vonn gets 3.

[Skidog]

True. (except that I'm pretty sure that 6+2=8.)

there is 2 little words i put in front of the "2 points" I think you can read it..it says "AT LEAST"....meaning you can give more if you like...I'd still be ok with an 8 though

[RShea]

Vonn is a good enough skier that she could look like Jer and I'd still satisfy him.

FIFY ....

[G]

Yep, winning an Olympic gold in a speed event automatically gets you an additional 4 to 5 hotness points. With that extra credit, she's at least a thirteen on the 1 - 10 hotness scale.