As it turns out, 36 goes into 22 very well. (long story)

[assman]

Been a while since I posted. For a while there it looked like I was on my way to matrimonial bliss with Ms Tennessee. Well maybe not. Free again. So...here is where I ended up

This is a weird story.

A few months ago, I got a call from a girl who I have known since she was 16. She appeared on the scene as the best friend of a friend of mine's daughter. She was the kind of girl that every guy in the room goes " that is going to be fucking incredible when she is in her 20's" Anyway, I was like 30 so, I did not in any way encourage anything anytime but every time she saw me at a party, she would always come over and spend some time flirting and talking. Cute I thought but no f'n way I'm tapping that.

She disappeared from the scene for a while, away at college showing up at the beach house or a house party and always made a point to seek me out.

So, my cell rings and it's her. She tells me she will be part of the ski house a bunch of us are renting for a week and she doesn't have a clue how to ski and would I teach her. Sure, why not.

Anyways I hook her up with some borrowed ski clothes, rent her some skis and head to the nearest hill with 900' of vert.
We spend the day on a green run, having a lot of fun. She gets the fundamentals nicely.

I asked her to bring a change of clothes so we could grab some dinner and after skiing we head to the car and she proves to be not the least bit embarrassed about stripping down to bra and panties in the parking lot to change. This was the first time I got a look at her in a while and holy shit. 5'8" with long auburn hair and an incredible rack. oh yeah, it was obvious she shopped at Victoria Secret. fuh uck.

We went out to dinner, had a great time, I drove her home I kind of did a sort of embarrassed kiss and hug and adios.A few weeks went by and she called and asked for a repeat. Same deal.

So , with the sucko season, the group I was going away with shortened the trip to 5 days over a weekend. Sure enough, she shows up with the family I know. First day skiing, she asks me to stay with her. I spend the day grinding around green runs.That night, some serious partying occurred. I had to do some tele work in the am so I hit the sack early.

Next day dawns and everyone was dragging their asses out to ski. I fired up the computer and start working figuring I would be skiing by noon. I assumed I was alone. About a half hour later I hear a bedroom door open, the bathroom door close then footsteps down the hall. A voice " I am sooo hung over" it was the auburn beauty. I stand up and she walks over and drapes herself around me. fuh uck. My arms are kind of out at my sides then I figure what the fuck and wrap them around her, rubbing her neck and shoulders. I walked her over toward the couch, toss a cushion on the floor, tell her to sit on it, I sat on the couch and gave her a head, neck shoulder rub. I'm happy, she's happy.

About 20 minutes go by when she turns around, moves up on the couch, straddles me and pretty much sticks her tongue down my throat. fuh uck. I have both hands on her ass. She lifts up and I pull down her fleece pants ( a cute shade of pink) I turn her around toss her down on the couch and go for it. Tee shirts come off as do my pants and I am soon treating her to a g spot massage while I tongue her clit. After she cums, I pull her back up and she straddles me again this time, I am deep inside her and we fuck our way to orgasm.

We kind of doze for a while, grab showers and go skiing. There was no chance for a repeat performance for the rest of the weekend. While skking she tells me she is going for her masters at the college in town and says " don't you live in town?"

Uh, yeah.

Anyways, a few days pass after the trip. It's like 3 am. my cell rings "I'm drunk and horny, open the door"

Yes ma'am.

This is working out very well. and, she is the best fuck I have ever had. Inventive, limber and will fuck for hours. She told me when she gets bored in class she dreams up new ways she wants to fuck me. Chick must get real bored real often.

At the moment, I am content.

[Snow Dog]

I'd be interested in her mom.

[AdironRider]

I think its one thing if you stumble upon a hot piece of ass thats way younger than you, and completely different thing if you know the chick before she can drive then fuck her like 5 years later.

[4matic]

Pics or it didn't happen..

[madmike]

I'd be interested in her mom.

Very good one there. Bravo.

[shroom]

well im hard.

[Crass3000]

well im hard.

Thats gotta be in the too much information catagory.

[Downbound Train]

Funny - I thought I was clicking onto TGR and somehow I end up on Penthouse forum????

[iscariot]

Dude. You did that completely wrong...

Standard TGR protocol is to sit in a hot tub talking for hours until she falls asleep. and then offer to cook her some fish, ending the evening without even getting a sniff.

I can't believe the fail...

[snowswine]

HMMM TGR or Penthouse Letters?

Well done!!


Edit-apparently I'm not the only one that feels this is destined for Penthouse. Mail that shit out!

[timnormandin]

well im hard.

Me too. Honest to god I'm bit embarrassed but it's true.

[Meanfruit]

This sounds more like a story Parvo would tell, or at least relate to. Bravo!

[F#*k you cat]

I love ski trips \\ Brings out the 70's fireplaces and the romance and the effin. \\

not real until der poperhausen

[jgb@etree]

[jack shit]

I admire a guy who understands the art of seduction

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[Yukonrider]

Pics or it didnt happen.

[XavierD]

I am still confused as to why there be no pics.

[wicked_sick]

36 isn't that old, really.

[Crass3000]

Me too. Honest to god I'm bit embarrassed but it's true.

Thats to be expected though. Doesn't that happen everytime they give you a sponge bath at the old folks home?

[jfost]

I admire a guy who understands the art of seduction

I bet you do.

nice story OP, try www.literotica.com

[bmg97]

I just want to say I hate you.

[grinch]

since its you. i think we need pics of her hoop. ya know, just to see if your avatar is justified

[Pow4Brains]

Yes ma'am.

This is working out very well. and, she is the best fuck I have ever had. Inventive, limber and will fuck for hours. She told me when she gets bored in class she dreams up new ways she wants to fuck me. Chick must get real bored real often.

At the moment, I am content.

Spoken like the assman I know and love.

[moose pit]

dat be some decent math.

Enjoy the ride.

[assman]

Spoken like the assman I know and love.

Thank you, having just gotten out of a "relationship" and all of the bullshit associated with it, this girl is a breath of fresh air. She wants nothing more than some fun which I am very willing to provide. Her girlfriends know about it but are not spreading the word to anyone else. Very cool because I know my married friends would probably fuck it up with inappropriate comments and their wives would just hate me.

Initially, it was a bit weird but there was always flirting between us. This is funny but she is by far the coolest girl I have ever known. She's funny, smart as hell, sexy beyond belief and is not a drama queen at all.

The perfect girl at the perfect time.