Beach cliches

[systemoverblow'd]

This could have gone in surf but figured a lot of nonsurfers are beach bums.

Today I witnessed the following cliche activities at the beach:
- 3 past their prime 'athletes' playing catch with a football in the tide.
- couple little girls waiting for the waves to break and run an scream to get away, just to run down and do it next time.
- idiot wearing sneakers walking by the water not realizing the tide isn't consistent and running like a bitch when the water soaks his feet.
- little kids burying their pops in the sand.

Any other things you see everytime you go to the beach?

[Hott Butt Mud]

Holidays got you down?

[My Pet Powder Goat]

shit, Id say The change in local has got him up. this is noselgia and happy thoughts for advres

the phrase "surf up!" and "outside!"

Queebs sitting in the lineup with a NSP board and not being able to surf or even bother trying to stand up.

[iceman]

Every time I go to a big popular beach like Virginia Beach or Ocean City Maryland there's always some fatass guido in a speedo running his Donzi back and forth giving it like 3 seconds of throttle every now and then so everybody makes sure to look at how little his peepee is.

At the beach I go to most, a mile from my place in Mass, I don't see a hell of a lot.



(not my pic but I've stood exactly there a hundred times)

[OSECS]

Every time I go to a big popular beach like Virginia Beach or Ocean City Maryland there's always some fatass guido in a speedo running his Donzi back and forth giving it like 3 seconds of throttle every now and then so everybody makes sure to look at how little his peepee is.

At the beach I go to most, a mile from my place in Mass, I don't see a hell of a lot.

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(not my pic but I've stood exactly there a hundred times)

That could be any beach along the Outer Banks. Unfortunately the guidos show up there in big numbers in the summer

[iceman]

That could be any beach along the Outer Banks. Unfortunately the guidos show up there in big numbers in the summer

Naw, c'mon. Not up in Duck or down on Hatteras Island right? Salvo, Waves, Rodanthe? God I love that area, (Hatteras Island in particular)h, but I have never been there in the summer. We always play with early-season cold storms and late-season Hurricanes.

[OSECS]

Naw, c'mon. Not up in Duck or down on Hatteras Island right? Salvo, Waves, Rodanthe? God I love that area, (Hatteras Island in particular)h, but I have never been there in the summer. We always play with early-season cold storms and late-season Hurricanes.

South of Oregon inlet and the number drops off, but in Duck, Corolla and the Nags Head beaches they show up in big numbers.

[The AD]

No leathery old man with a metal detector?

[systemoverblow'd]

There was one but he wasn't old and leathery.

[iceman]

Young and un-leathery sounds even weirder.

[systemoverblow'd]

I didn't say he was young, he just wasn't old. It's a judgement call and I'm going to make it.

[iceman]

I didn't say he was young, he just wasn't old. It's a judgement call and I'm going to make it.

I support your decision.