Gear Swap, JONG.Originally Posted by shroom
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11-11-2011, 05:15 PM #26
DWR
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Sometimes pride comes after a fall.
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11-11-2011, 05:52 PM #27
Bugs
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I'm not brave enough to try this. I'll stick to just putting vodka soaked maxi pads in my underwear.
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11-11-2011, 06:04 PM #28
Ex Cage Fighter
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Adveres? Originally Posted by PassTheDutchie
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11-11-2011, 06:19 PM #29
fact-checking cuz
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How would you even get a wet floppy expanded tampon into a vag??
that's all i can think of, but i'm sure there's something else...
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11-11-2011, 06:19 PM #30
Stalker
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Talk to Amy Winehouse. Originally Posted by bklyn
Ooops - too late.
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11-11-2011, 06:42 PM #31
country road take me home
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WTF!
stay outta my line
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11-11-2011, 06:48 PM #32
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TTOTM!
thread title of the month
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11-11-2011, 07:41 PM #33
Registered Boozer
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What? None of you have ever boofed a handle of 5 o'clock or a bunch of ketamine?
It's a riot.No kick turns
No mercy
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11-11-2011, 07:46 PM #34
On to a five-year plan
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NSFW
Wine enema.
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11-11-2011, 09:23 PM #35
Banned
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No no no. There is no way. That would burn so bad. I do not believe.
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11-11-2011, 09:23 PM #36
Pro Rubber Tester
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^^Holy shit. NSFW doesn't even begin to cover that link.
Once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
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11-11-2011, 11:04 PM #37
Media Whore
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It was kinda funny (the Peanuts Theme while she was falling off the toilet!) until all the poop at the end. That chick got fucked up!
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11-12-2011, 07:24 AM #38
Why not?
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I put forth this question and the question is,
When i did your mother twice last nite did I get sloppy seconds ?????
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11-12-2011, 10:15 AM #39
Bugs
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How much alcohol could you really get into your system this way? You better be soaking the plug in Everclear to make this even remotely effective, it seems to me.
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11-12-2011, 10:34 AM #40Bobby Stainless Guest
Crazy kids.
Back in my day, we took drugs to get fucked up.
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11-12-2011, 12:21 PM #41
trenchman
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Bobby it still is our day.
Youngsters now of days have got a long way to go to get their day. It would be a fuckt day if one of my bro's wanted to pour brew up my ass.
Today I'm doing some trimming and watching football and may pour a drink in glass
Bobbyf
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11-12-2011, 12:42 PM #42Bobby Stainless Guest
I fucking hate trimming. Don't itch your eyes.
Scraping the scissors off is fun though.Last edited by Bobby Stainless; 11-12-2011 at 01:35 PM.
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11-12-2011, 05:22 PM #43
Excitable Boy
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No, no they can't. Many people's BS meters are seriously miscalibrated, which explains a lot about why this country is in the state it's in. Originally Posted by counterfeitfake
...Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain...
"I enjoy skinny skiing, bullfights on acid..." - Lacy Underalls
The problems we face will not be solved by the minds that created them.
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11-13-2011, 10:43 AM #44
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Sheesh, what idiots. Just snort the booze and be done with it.
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11-13-2011, 10:54 AM #45
cannonball
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Mary's Vodka soaked tampon started it all at Harry's bar
“THE EDGE, there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.” HST
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11-14-2011, 07:29 PM #46
Registered User
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What ever happened to getting a bunch of beer and getting drunk in the woods when you were a teenager?
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11-14-2011, 07:40 PM #47
Dr. Whom from Whoville
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Holy
, Batman!! Silly stupid-asses and drunken twats galore!
EDIT:
Hey....what's the big idea? How come crap is censored but shit is not??? Or does "Holy" have something to do with it?
TEST: Holy crap ........ Holy shit
--"The reason death sticks so closely to life isn't biological necessity - it's envy. Life is so beautiful that death has fallen in love with it; a jealous, possesive love that grabs at what it can." by Yann Martel from Life of Pi
Posted by DJSapp:
"Squirrels are rats with good PR."
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11-14-2011, 08:21 PM #48
Hudge
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I guess that is one way to deal with the taste of the shitty booze most teenagers drink... er consume...
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11-14-2011, 09:26 PM #49
I piss excellence
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Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!!!! Originally Posted by RootSkier
"Shit, I'll choke her while she's cleaning, and I'll do it wearing a helmet cam mounted on a full-face helmet.
I'll have meatdrink9 do the lighting for the shot. He'll make it artsy as fuck." - Phunk
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