Almost cut off my friend's hand with a chainsaw. How do you think I got this nickname?
Almost cut off my friend's hand with a chainsaw. How do you think I got this nickname?
...Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain...
"I enjoy skinny skiing, bullfights on acid..." - Lacy Underalls
The problems we face will not be solved by the minds that created them.
I love day drinking.
I found myself enjoying the Snowmass Elk Camp restaraunt cafeteria trays as sleds after drinking peppermint schnapps from a boda bag...
I really do want world peace...
I was tubing down Butte Creek outside Chico CA for the first time with a few friends enjoying the effects of some mushroom tea having a terrific time. I noticed a couple guys weren't around and suddenly got that over-panicked hallucinogenic oh my God they drowned panic, but couldn't convince anyone else there was a problem. I was really shitting my pants, scared they were dead but everyone else was too fucked up to care, when suddenly I heard a loud WHOOO-HOOOO!! and looked up to see them jumping off a big cliff down into the river ten feet from me. HELL YEAH!! Everyone laughed their asses off at me, but needless to say I must have jumped off that rock fifty-fucking times that day.
ps we did not that day, or any other day, on that, or any other river, get out of the water to pee.
There's nothing quite like leaving a strip club drunk as fuck into broad daylight.
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The Guadalupe River in Texas is a river of urine. It is packed, bank to bank, with tubers every day in the summer. No one gets out to pee, and everyone has multiple gallons of alcohol to drink all day. So, if you see bank to bank people, all of them pee two times that day, then it literally is a river of urine. Oh well, urine is a sterile fluid, after all....
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I really do want world peace...
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