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Thread: What was your most outrageous event that occurred while experiencing a day buzz??????

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    Talking What was your most outrageous event that occurred while experiencing a day buzz??????

    Ok, who out here loves drinking (or whatever) during the day? I, personally, am a huge fan of this pastime. It offers many positive things... The main one for me is that I can get plastered and go to bed at a reasonable time... I also find my most creative moments while experiencing "the day buzz..."

    Anyway, here is the main point of this thread post...

    WHAT WAS YOUR MOST OUTRAGEOUS EVENT WHILE BEING BUZZED DURING THE DAY?

    Mine, you ask??? Skiing in my bra and underwear at Snowmass during spring break in college... It was a warm day, but a kid cut in front of me and I ended up getting snow-rash... Good times!!! This is a prime example of creativity and intelligence...

    I have more but I want to hear yours!!

    Oh, here are some photos from the 2011 Vail Ullrfest which represents fine day-buzz activity...

    Much love and peace to you!!! XOXOXOXO
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    I really do want world peace...

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    Ok newbie, you are (presumably) a girl, and mention skiing in your underthings, but instead post a picture of a pasty, overweight, balding man wearing only cuttoff jean shorts?

    Wrong picture. Try again to redeem the thread.
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    I think I'd have to go with getting the houseboat "anchor" (line tied to a rebar stake) line wrapped in the prop, then having to try and secure the thing with just one line in a building wind squall. It was really sort of a day-buzz kill, but funny to think that I was 3-4 beers in at around 9:30am. Houseboating = early drinkin' if not non-stop drinkin'
    ... jfost is really ignorant, he often just needs simple facts laid out for him...

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    Wake and bake is a time honored tradition of artists and writers everywhere. Waking up and drinking is the path to AA meetings and 12 steps. Was that a buzz kill?
    Terje was right.

    "We're all kooks to somebody else." -Shelby Menzel

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    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    Ok newbie, you are (presumably) a girl, and mention skiing in your underthings, but instead post a picture of a pasty, overweight, balding man wearing only cuttoff jean shorts?

    Wrong picture. Try again to redeem the thread.
    this user has immunity due to her first thread.
    ... jfost is really ignorant, he often just needs simple facts laid out for him...

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    I rode my motorcycle out to this bar in the middle of nowhere west of Carson NM (edit: google earth: 36° 21.862'N 105° 53.858'W) and drank 13 Coronas between noon and about 2 or 3 in the afternoon. I was hammered, but for some reason thought it would be good if I smoked a joint too. I took off riding on the Carson highway toward the rio grande gorge and I was having a really hard time. I was just sleepy and almost fell asleep riding.

    Eventually I got to the rim of the gorge and decided I couldn't keep riding. I don't really remember much, just that I got the bike on the sidestand and then I fell trying to walk and I remember thinking how glad I was that I got the bike on the stand. I passed out on the ground (edit: google earth: 36° 21.059'N 105° 44.098'W). I remember hearing people standing over me talking. I woke up at midnight, I had bloody puke on my face and jacket and I was SO cold. I had to ride through the gorge to Pilar and all the way back to my place in Taos Ski Valley shivering cold with numb hands.

    That was kind of a game-changer for me and the substance abuse. I guess that would have been 2000.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jfost View Post
    this user has immunity due to her first thread.
    Ok, I will change it!!!!! Geeze!!
    I really do want world peace...

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    Dunno, got hours left to go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuckBunny View Post
    Ok, I will change it!!!!! Geeze!!
    no, I mean that your first thread had a nice pic in it - so you no longer have to get hassled for post content.
    ... jfost is really ignorant, he often just needs simple facts laid out for him...

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    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    Ok newbie, you are (presumably) a girl, and mention skiing in your underthings, but instead post a picture of a pasty, overweight, balding man wearing only cuttoff jean shorts?

    Wrong picture. Try again to redeem the thread.
    Alright, leroy, dude, if you don't like the new pictures of the hot blonde catching a flying beer between her legs, then you are officially a homosexual male.
    I really do want world peace...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DasBlunt View Post
    Wake and bake is a time honored tradition of artists and writers everywhere. Waking up and drinking is the path to AA meetings and 12 steps. Was that a buzz kill?
    No, but a better public service announcement!!!
    I really do want world peace...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jfost View Post
    no, I mean that your first thread had a nice pic in it - so you no longer have to get hassled for post content.
    No, I know, I appreciate the love... I replied to his as well... I changed them to my friend, Laura, catching a flying beer between her legs. Much better, I think... Your thoughts?
    I really do want world peace...

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    It happens too often to remember one specific awesome event. Plus, you're day drinking therefor it is already awesome.
    I think you have me confused with someone who is far less awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YetiMan View Post
    I rode my motorcycle out to this bar in the middle of nowhere west of Carson NM (edit: google earth: 36° 21.862'N 105° 53.858'W) and drank 13 Coronas between noon and about 2 or 3 in the afternoon. I was hammered, but for some reason thought it would be good if I smoked a joint too. I took off riding on the Carson highway toward the rio grande gorge and I was having a really hard time. I was just sleepy and almost fell asleep riding.

    Eventually I got to the rim of the gorge and decided I couldn't keep riding. I don't really remember much, just that I got the bike on the sidestand and then I fell trying to walk and I remember thinking how glad I was that I got the bike on the stand. I passed out on the ground (edit: google earth: 36° 21.059'N 105° 44.098'W). I remember hearing people standing over me talking. I woke up at midnight, I had bloody puke on my face and jacket and I was SO cold. I had to ride through the gorge to Pilar and all the way back to my place in Taos Ski Valley shivering cold with numb hands.

    That was kind of a game-changer for me and the substance abuse.
    Holy crap! That is crazy!!! Glad it was a game changer for you...
    I really do want world peace...

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuckBunny View Post
    WHAT WAS YOUR MOST OUTRAGEOUS EVENT WHILE BEING BUZZED DURING THE DAY?

    Mine, you ask??? Skiing in my bra and underwear at Snowmass during spring break in college...
    Blurred did the same thing on his break from McDonald's University
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Parents gone. We all ate Peyote buttons and had a keg at the house. There was a rail car explosion near by and all my brothers wife's relatives were evacuated to our house.

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    Woodsy's Bachelor Party.

    Wake & Bake on a houseboat in Lake Mead. Continue drinking/smoking all day while floating neck-deep in the water.

    Awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuckBunny View Post
    Alright, leroy, dude, if you don't like the new pictures of the hot blonde catching a flying beer between her legs, then you are officially a homosexual male.
    Naked pics!!!!
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    Woodsy's Bachelor Party.

    Wake & Bake on a houseboat in Lake Mead. Continue drinking/smoking all day while floating neck-deep in the water.

    Awesome.
    You must be a great swimmer to handle all that!!! Rock on!
    I really do want world peace...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4matic View Post
    Parents gone. We all ate Peyote buttons and had a keg at the house. There was a rail car explosion near by and all my brothers wife's relatives were evacuated to our house.
    Fuck. What happened?

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    Thread has been redeemed. The added pics are nice, but really just getting rid of the half naked chubby guy was enough. I like hot blondes though, especially hot blondes that retain dexterity while drunk.

    And yes I like drinking during the daytime, I view it as the responsible adult way to drink. If you stay up till 3am and get hammered youre toast the next day. Start drinking at 3pm, go to sleep before midnight, and you can still function the next day.
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    Got up this morning.

    Got stoned, and went to the office.

    wheeeeeeee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuckBunny View Post
    You must be a great swimmer to handle all that!!! Rock on!
    Heh - we were sitting on life vests. Just the right amount of flotation in fresh water to keep the level just above your shoulders.

    BTW - that was just my most recent tale of daytime debauchery. Tales from college involving camping and tripping for 3 days straight are too old to include.

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    This photo was taken at 9:30am during a slo-pitch tournament. I was definitely not sober.

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    I decided to light a grill, with a cigarette lighter, with entirely too much of the following:

    Lighter fluid
    Variable Winds
    Margaritas


    I lost a lot of facial hair to that moment.

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