Bad Dog Names

[PNWbrit]

The breeder we got my Golden from names her dogs after the Kennel's name -Woodcreek and then a movie. Her dogs day to day name is the name of a leading character from the movie.

So the father of my dog is Woodcreek Top Gun he becomes Maverick or Mav for short

We thought the idea was cool so our boy is Woodcreek Gladiator and is shortened to Maximus or just Max which is what we wanted to call him.

[fez]

a friend named his dog Keno.

not sure why he did it, but never ever make 'no' the final syllable of your dog's name.

and if you want to make half the labs in any bozeman park come running? yell 'come, Bridger'

want to get the rest of them? try Madison.

[wookalar]

Any dog named after grateful dead lyrics has a bad name. Or any other musicians for that matter.

I was at a Panic show at Red Rocks a few years ago and there was some stinking hippie with a pit bull named proving>parsons>proving





If I weren't such a wuss, I would have killed him and the dog too

second story- I have a friend in richmond whose family raises labs. He's had so many dogs they have literally run out of names. The last 2 he had in our house were named "Pick" and "Nasty"

excellent!

[maddog]

My dog "Baxter" I mostly call "Bastard" or sometimes "Baxturd." He's a real shithead.

[Slaag Master]

here kitty kitty!

[Edgnar]

Good name= Blackie Chan- I think one of the best dog names ever.

[stuckathuntermtn]

a friend named his dog Keno.

not sure why he did it, but never ever make 'no' the final syllable of your dog's name.

and if you want to make half the labs in any bozeman park come running? yell 'come, Bridger'

want to get the rest of them? try Madison.

you'll get all the kids too.

[coolcheech]

When I was younger a kid I knew had a German Shepard, it had a normal name, I forget it, but it started with a "B". After it died they got another German Shepard and the parents let the kids name him; they named him "B Squared". The whole family actually called this dog "B Squared". Fucking retards all of them.

[bendtheski]

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter; he won't come anyway.
Named my dog Spartacus.
This scene gets him every time...
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOCsNrzlV2k"]YouTube- Spartacus[/nomedia]

[gretch6364]

I personally like dogs with people names....Steve, Jeff, George, Sarah, Susan, Jessica, etc.

Have a friend with a black lab...guy played hockey in high school and college...dogs name is Puck....naturally.

[bushman]

I had a black lab named "Spook"

[mawree]

a friend named his dog Keno.

not sure why he did it, but never ever make 'no' the final syllable of your dog's name.

and if you want to make half the labs in any bozeman park come running? yell 'come, Bridger'

want to get the rest of them? try Madison.

Some friends and I were at the bar in Bozeman the other night, and one of them was talking to this girl who told us about her new lab puppy.

Friend: "What's its name? You didn't name it Bridger, did you?"
Girl: "um... as a matter of fact, I did..."
Friend: "Seriously?"
Girl: "Yeah! I thought it was original and creative. Why?"
Friend: *face palm*

On another note, I know a dog named Diogi (d-o-g), and another dog named Kamir.

[Bunion 2020]

A friend in HS had two mutts named, Fencepost and Crowbar.

Just named my cat Marbles cause she has lost hers.

[Toadman]

A friend way back in elementary school had a dog named Idiot. He never came when he was called, super hyper. One day at the soccer field, the mom was calling the dog that had run off, "Idiot! Idiot!" One of the soccer dad's, "What did you call me?"

Not good. This happened on a weekly basis at soccer practice.

[Crusty]

S%#$head.

[kingdom-tele]

by far the funniest I've heard, my buddy named his dog stains. god rest his soul, that dog brought more uncontrollable laughter to our lives than I ever thought possible

[nogophers]

My mate Paul lived in an area of Southampton that was 70% West Indian. His neighbour had a dog called 'Blackie' that he was occasionally heard shouting for up and down the street.

Not good.

My grandparents had a Black Lab named Blackie (this was in the 1930's). Can you guess what they named their next dog, which was a Golden Retreiver? They also had a dog named Butch, but I don't think it was a lesbian. Most died hunting or getting hit by tractors.

[toast2266]

by far the funniest I've heard, my buddy named his dog stains. god rest his soul, that dog brought more uncontrollable laughter to our lives than I ever thought possible

When I was in high school, we trained one of our teacher's dogs to respond to stain. Teacher was not amused.

[mtskier]

I personally like dogs with people names....Steve, Jeff, George, Sarah, Susan, Jessica, etc.

no offense, but i can't stand people names for dogs. weirds me out. brian, kevin, and josh are the worst.

i think someone on this board named a puppy "bucket." they went for a walk and constantly yelled come bucket. name was quickly changed. who was that?

[Badekoo]

Professor of mine has a collie named Windex due to it's tenacity to lick windows.

[Captain Awesome]

I have friends with a rescue mastiff they never planned on keeping (were sorta accidental fosters, when their grown son dropped the dog off "until he got into his new place"). He was given the temporary-but-now-permanent name of "Big".

[Flexon Phil]

I personally like dogs with people names....Steve, Jeff, George, Sarah, Susan, Jessica, etc.

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My last dogs name was "Larry", it really fit him. Every so often when i met someone with that name, I would mention. "Oh, thats my dogs name..." Once one of the guys came back and told me he got a fish and named him "Phil".

My current dog's name is Ziggy, it came with him when we rescued him, if I was to name him I would have named him "Max" after the dog from The Grinch, he just reminds me of him...or "Lou".

[bossass]

Friend in high school's stepmom's male Sheltie named "Buttons". I always imagined the dog being ultra embarrassed in front of other dogs when she would call "Buttons" out the back door.

I think Brett Farve would be a great cat name.

[Gripen]

but the worst name I have heard is a black lab named, n*****. Anyone see Chappelle last night? You'll know.

That was Guy Gibson, CO of 617 Squadron of Dambusters fame during WWII, dogs name.

It was changed for the movie.

[PNWbrit]

It was changed for the movie.

Nope.

It was in the movie.

But was edited out in recent U.K. tv showings and U.S. versions.