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Thread: 60 predators escape form home zoo in stupid Ohio.

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    60 predators escape form home zoo in stupid Ohio.

    Cops have found and shot 40 so far. Grizzlies, big cats etc..

    Just when I thought i'd seen all the stupidity this country has to offer. I was in Zanesville once, i am not surprised.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cono Este View Post
    Cops have found and shot 40 so far. Grizzlies, big cats etc..

    Just when I thought i'd seen all the stupidity this country has to offer. I was in Zanesville once, i am not surprised.
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    Just heard on the news the guy let all the animals out of their cages and the killed himself.

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    I caught this on CNN this morning. I literally spit cheerios all over the office as Jack fucking Hanna was standing behind the sheriff giving the interview.

    Jack Hanna to save the day!
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    Owners a douche....poor fucking animals.

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    Jack Hanna is a very cool dude, I've met him several times, he lives over in Bigfork a lot of the year. My thought was, how psyched was the local swat team when they got that call, "guys we've got lions and tigers and bears running wild across the corn fields and you guys need to go out and eliminate them all."

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    Quote Originally Posted by AdironRider View Post
    I caught this on CNN this morning. I literally spit cheerios all over the office as Jack fucking Hanna was standing behind the sheriff giving the interview.
    YOU'RE Cereal guy?


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    I say we start another thread on this, three is not enough.

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    My first thought was "This has to be in Florida", but Ohio wasn't far down my guess list..........

    I'm sure the SWAT guys has massive hard-on's for a night of Tiger hunting....

    That being said, it is a damn shame that so many cool animals had to die because some douche didn't take his happy pills.

    Why ANYONE should be allowed to own these types of animals outside of a legitimate zoo is mind boggling. They're not fucking tabby cats.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    I say we start another thread on this, three is not enough.
    Shooting these exotic creatures seems a little extreme. You'd think a more humane method of stunning them with a sharp blow to the head would work better?
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    Quote Originally Posted by danimal's dead View Post
    My thought was, how psyched was the local swat team when they got that call, "guys we've got lions and tigers and bears running wild across the corn fields and you guys need to go out and eliminate them all."
    That's what I thought. Like a dream for some of em.

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    The word I've heard is that they had no non-lethal means of controlling the animals, (mostly tranquilizer darts I guess).

    I mean just think if one of those tigers jumped the fence to a playground. I also heard that some of the animals were shot as they charge law enforcement personal. As much as it sucks, I don't think they had much choice.

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    60 of these things should be shot on sight ! The animals on the other hand can hopefully can be darted !!!!

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    Unfuckingbelievable that picture. What a bunch of asshats; dead guy included.

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    Anyone else picture a grinning DBT and Jer in that picture?

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    I say we start another thread on this, three is not enough.
    You are right.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Boomer28 View Post
    Why ANYONE should be allowed to own these types of animals outside of a legitimate zoo is mind boggling. They're not fucking tabby cats.....
    How many thousands of dogs die because of dipshit owners every year? Should dogs therefore be illegal?

    People always want to "fix" the problem by making things illegal. The real problem is that some people are dipshits -- and if keeping tigers were illegal, they'd figure out some other way to be a dipshit.

    Note that SWAT was apparently shooting giraffes and camels, in addition to the predators, because a RAMPAGING HERBIVOROUS GIRAFFE is a major threat to society So we have a dipshit suicide -- and a bunch of dipshit gun freaks with massive hard-ons for a free African hunting safari, blasting away at captive animals that don't know enough to run away.

    Fuck all of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ICEHOCEY77 View Post
    sickening, wish i never saw that.

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    Unhappy

    That seriously hurts to see...
    This world seriously sucks sometimes.

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    Are Tigers on some kind of endangered species list? Jack Hanna should be ashamed of himself.
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    Did you know that Zanesville is the birthplace of Zane Grey, who is a descendent of the towns founder, Ebenezer Zane?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spats View Post
    How many thousands of dogs die because of dipshit owners every year? Should dogs therefore be illegal?

    People always want to "fix" the problem by making things illegal. The real problem is that some people are dipshits -- and if keeping tigers were illegal, they'd figure out some other way to be a dipshit.

    Note that SWAT was apparently shooting giraffes and camels, in addition to the predators, because a RAMPAGING HERBIVOROUS GIRAFFE is a major threat to society So we have a dipshit suicide -- and a bunch of dipshit gun freaks with massive hard-ons for a free African hunting safari, blasting away at captive animals that don't know enough to run away.

    Fuck all of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spats View Post
    if keeping tigers were illegal....
    It's not an unreasonable role of a local government to licence, check and enforce the security and conditions under which mother fucking tigers are kept.
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    ^ Agreed, but just making them illegal altogether is another matter. I don't think every average joe should be able to keep tigers, but if someone knows what they're doing and has the right equipment/facilities, there should be a permit for that.

    Clearly the number of animals of the kind he had is a bit over the top. As falconer of my experience level, I'm allowed to keep and fly 2 raptors. Hawks aren't generally dangerous to anyone, and I have to have state and federal permits which include facilities and equipment inspections as well as a mentorship period with a master falconer for two years. All that to keep and hunt with a couple hawks that aren't dangerous to anyone, yet from what I can tell, just about any idiot can get his hands on a tiger or 20. Something is out of place.
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