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  1. 09-07-2011, 08:14 PM #176
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    there are too many skis with my preferred dimensions and the only way i can tell them apart is by their topsheets.
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    The company has me taking so many clients out to the club for golf, I can't get any work done.
    A few people feel the rain. Most people just get wet.
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    Had to overnight ship my laptop, digital SLR, and passport for $150 cross country because I drunkenly forgot them before a 3 week vacation abroad. Tough world we live in...
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  4. 09-08-2011, 10:36 AM #179
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    My dad and I tried to go fishing Monday morning, but when we got to the boat ramp it turned out that the battery was dead and wouldn't take a charge. We had to settle for securing a last minute tee time instead. We had a good round of golf but I wasn't as satisfied with it as I could have been because I still wished I could have gone fishing.
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  5. 09-08-2011, 10:52 AM #180
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    My truck died 6 hours away from home on a surfing trip. No mechanics available for a few days. Had to be home for work so I have to go on another surfing trip this weekend to retrieve the truck.
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  6. 09-08-2011, 12:10 PM #181
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    Where is this "first world" you speak of?
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  7. 09-08-2011, 12:28 PM #182
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  8. 09-08-2011, 04:04 PM #183
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    The fleabag hotel adjecent supermarket did not have san pellegrino and I'm thirsty
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    Hey Phill, why don't you post your tax returns, here on TGR, asshole. And your birth certificate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phill View Post
    The fleabag hotel adjecent supermarket did not have san pellegrino and I'm thirsty
    Just get some Evian, and remember, Evian is Naive spelled backwards!
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  10. 09-08-2011, 04:25 PM #185
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    i backed my truck into the garage with a ladder in the back, strategically aligned to punch out the garage window. Now i have to fix a window...waaaaaaaaaa.
    Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
    And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
    It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
    and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.

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  11. 09-08-2011, 04:32 PM #186
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Just get some Evian, and remember, Evian is Naive spelled backwards!
    I like the bubbles
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    Hey Phill, why don't you post your tax returns, here on TGR, asshole. And your birth certificate.
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  12. 09-08-2011, 04:45 PM #187
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phill View Post
    I like the bubbles


    I'd lend you mine, but KitchenKapers is out of cartridges. 1st world problems.
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  13. 09-08-2011, 08:24 PM #188
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moeghoul View Post
    The hot water spicket on our spring water fountain malfunctioned this AM forcing me to microwave hot water for coffee. I overground the beans so it produced some sediment in the coffee press. Totally ruined my whole morning.
    After having this happen and getting tired of the second cup being kinda cold I got the Clever coffee. Makes a Damn fine cup.
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  14. 09-08-2011, 09:06 PM #189
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    I have an unopened bottle of Makers Mark 46 in my closet, and a friend gave me another bottle as a belated birthday gift.
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  15. 09-08-2011, 10:23 PM #190
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    Perrier does not equal San Pelligrino

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    Try the Penguin for homemade if you have to. It rocks.
    I still call it The Jake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by feather View Post
    I have an unopened bottle of Makers Mark 46 in my closet, and a friend gave me another bottle as a belated birthday gift.
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  17. 09-09-2011, 07:30 AM #192
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    When my band plays a show I usually handle the facebook invite. My band is friends with thousands of people and I have to click individually on each one to invite them. It takes forever. FML
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  18. 09-09-2011, 07:49 AM #193
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    My client has scheduled a closing call right when I was wanting to go to the gym.
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  19. 09-09-2011, 08:11 AM #194
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    The washlet on my upstairs shitter is on the fritz so I have to go downstairs for my morning glory.
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  20. 09-09-2011, 08:32 AM #195
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    i can't decide whether to go biking at portes du soleil or crans montana tomorrow.
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  21. 09-09-2011, 10:27 AM #196
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    My neighbor's sprinker intake line keeps drifting over onto my side of the beach, but it's too cold to go swimming so I just look at it and fume.

    I'd talk to him about it, but he's in charge of the local school transportation services and I don't wanna rock that boat - he has the bus driver drive down to the house to pick up my kid. It'd suck to have to drive her the 100 feet up the driveway to the road.
    focus.
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  22. 09-09-2011, 10:40 AM #197
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    I didn't have time for lunch on my connection in Phoenix and had to pay $8 for a shitty wrap on the plane, plus seven dollars for a couple of weak Bloody Marys.

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    The washlet on my upstairs shitter is on the fritz so I have to go downstairs for my morning glory.
    I don't have a washlet. FML.
    There's nothing better than sliding down snow, flying through the air
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  23. 09-09-2011, 11:31 AM #198
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    friggin' kids STILL scrape their extra peanut butter off the toast and back into the jar...... crumbs in peanut butter sucks.....
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  25. 09-09-2011, 12:47 PM #200
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    It's STILL too cold in my office building. Also, a really good book kept me up late last night, so I'm kinda tired today.
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