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  1. 08-23-2011, 08:38 PM #126
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  2. 08-23-2011, 11:54 PM #127
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    it was a long skis season, so my golf handicap has really suffered.
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  3. 08-23-2011, 11:59 PM #128
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    Quote Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat View Post
    it was a long skis season, so my golf handicap has really suffered.
    thats good, the government is paying for my school, but the spending money isn't here yet
    whatever I feel like i what to do!
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  4. 08-24-2011, 07:27 PM #129
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    Work provided pizza for lunch today and I didn't know what to do with my packed lunch.
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    the union of provincial employees provided free hamburgers for lunch today but i didn't feel like waiting 3 minutes in the sun to get one so I spent $30 on a poutine and 5 guinesses at the university pub instead.

    sorry, not really a world problem, although the union does repatriate 6% of my salary.
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  6. 08-24-2011, 07:46 PM #131
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    There's a random person on an internet forum asking wether its better to buy a place closer to skiing or closer to mountainbiking...and I'm finding it really difficult to give my opinion on the topic. It's just such an emotional decision.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Conway View Post
    I'm smuggling suggesting he move to the 1st world instead of the 3rd
    I can tell that you have indeed been to Central New York before.

    We don't even have Trader Joe's here!!
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  9. 08-24-2011, 10:18 PM #134
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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked_sick View Post
    Work provided pizza for lunch today and I didn't know what to do with my packed lunch.
    Eat it and then complain about how full and lethargic you are.
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  10. 08-24-2011, 10:33 PM #135
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    Quote Originally Posted by gaijin View Post
    iTunes takes a few seconds to load
    Apple is looking for a new CEO.

    Even Steve Jobs couldn't make iTunes load in just a couple of seconds.
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  12. 08-25-2011, 08:56 PM #137
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    I didn't have a shitty childhood so I can't turn my pain into art.
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  13. 08-30-2011, 10:25 AM #138
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    A Hurricane caused massive flooding that severed the cable that provides cable internet to my state. I don't know what to do with myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked_sick View Post
    I didn't have a shitty childhood so I can't turn my pain into art.
    ^winner right here. I'm fairly convinced that teen angst is your subconscious giving your emotions a dry run for when she actually DOES get real later on in life.
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  15. 08-30-2011, 10:46 AM #140
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    I've been pissing blood ever since the soldiers beat me with their rubber hoses and burned my house and crops. When they left they took my uncle and I don't know where he is.

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  16. 08-30-2011, 10:47 AM #141
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  17. 08-30-2011, 02:04 PM #142
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    Had a contact lens checkup today. They dilated my eyes, and now I'm having a hard time focusing on small text, makes it difficult to read TGR. Thank goodness for CTRL and +. Even so, I might have to leave work early.
    focus.
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  18. 08-30-2011, 02:19 PM #143
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    Wait, you have to leave work because you can't read TGR? Sounds like a good problem to have!
    I think you have me confused with someone who is far less awesome.
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  19. 08-30-2011, 02:33 PM #144
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    It's too cold in my office and the thermostat isn't working properly. I have a sweater in my truck, but I really don't feel like taking the elevator downstairs to get it.

    Fuck its cold in here.
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  20. 08-30-2011, 03:15 PM #145
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    fuck that noise.

    gmen.
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  21. 08-30-2011, 03:22 PM #146
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    Apparently pollen is eating the paint off my car.
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  23. 08-30-2011, 04:18 PM #148
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    my smartphones touchscreen is wigging out, so I can't play games in the can at work.
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  24. 08-30-2011, 06:04 PM #149
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    I wasted all this time reading other threads in the padded room only to realize most of them could be posted in the first world problems thread. The positive side of wasted time is that I also learned pollen is eating my car and marker pen graffiti on granite is much worse than bolted/non-bolted chalked up climbing routes. Now I "have" to go ride the mt. bike.
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  25. 08-30-2011, 08:13 PM #150
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    i decided to cheap-out and buy a pair of work pants from walmart. after waiting for fucking 10 minutes in line because everybody else was buying there fifth turkey diner for the night, the cashier forgot to charge me for the pants.

    turned out they were mis-labeled in size (stupid 3rd world country labor, probably some malnourished kid sew the labels on).

    now i can't even return them.

    GARBAGE!
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