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  1. 08-08-2011, 02:41 PM #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    "Having to cut short my holiday because of the Chav's facebook riot and some sort of financial meltdown? It sucks to be the Prime Minister" - David Cameron
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    Quote Originally Posted by MagicMtnPinhead View Post
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    Hey Phill, why don't you post your tax returns, here on TGR, asshole. And your birth certificate.
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    Won't have enough money to buy all the snow gear I want this year.
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    Dunkin Donuts raised their coffee prices forcing me to steal more Splenda and napkins from them.
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  8. 08-10-2011, 12:46 AM #83
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    my favourite online retailer for cheap sportgoods junk just decided that it won't ship icebreaker to canada, even though i have three separate icebreaker packages from the in transit right now!

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  9. 08-10-2011, 01:10 AM #84
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    Its 1 AM. I can't sleep. I'm 4 beers in, and I only have 4 more cool crisp beers in the fridge. Hell, I might even have to switch to the variety of premium vodkas, 18 year old single malt scotch, 12 year old single malt scotch, crown royal or crown royal black, or the dark or light rum in my liquor cabinet. And I only have orange juice, or a full array of ingredients necessary for tasty Caesars, and other various cocktails. But my ice trays are almost empty...and yesterday I ran out of Bailey's for my freshly ground light-roast french press morning coffee with a dark roast espresso shot in it for good measure...
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    They have socalized healthcare up in canada. The whole country is 100% full of pot smoking pro-athlete alcoholics.
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    On top of all that, I only have 250 tv channels, of which only about 50 are HD, an xbox, netflix, a wii, a dvd/blueray player and a library of movies, a vhs player and a library of tapes, and an internet full of porn to entertain myself...if only I had a PS3.
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    They have socalized healthcare up in canada. The whole country is 100% full of pot smoking pro-athlete alcoholics.
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    i've cut off my tv because i'm bored with it. i have 15 other displays in my house.
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    Quote Originally Posted by f2f View Post
    i've cut off my tv because i'm bored with it. i have 15 other displays in my house.
    Well if that all fails, I suppose I could go for a walk, safely at night, in my quiet neighbourhood, located on a ridge right near a beautiful river valley with mountain views in the moonlight, awesome single track on the way down, and sweet fishing a the bottom... but then I'd have to climb, bike, or have my dog pull me back up the ridge to my warm, safe, home. Seems like a lot of effort to me...
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    They have socalized healthcare up in canada. The whole country is 100% full of pot smoking pro-athlete alcoholics.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iscariot View Post
    I suppose I could go for a walk.
    i'm afraid i might meet a neighbour. i haven't spoken to a neighbour in years.

    the horror!
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    Quote Originally Posted by f2f View Post
    i'm afraid i might meet a neighbour. i haven't spoken to a neighbour in years.

    the horror!
    My neighbours are all really nice...almost too nice...its kind of annoying.
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    They have socalized healthcare up in canada. The whole country is 100% full of pot smoking pro-athlete alcoholics.
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  15. 08-10-2011, 01:38 PM #90
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    another 10 days wait for home espresso machine repair.

    Already 2 days into commuting with only French press......

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    The mini frig in the Skybox was not adequately stocked for last nite's pre-season game and the cannoli shells at the free buffet were chewy/soggy.
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  17. 08-12-2011, 09:55 AM #92
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    the timer on my coffee pot shit the bed
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moeghoul View Post
    The mini frig in the Skybox was not adequately stocked for last nite's pre-season game and the cannoli shells at the free buffet were chewy/soggy.
    Your picture of the cheerleaders is a bit pixelated. I can't adequately observe the hotness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by toast2266 View Post
    Your picture of the cheerleaders is a bit pixelated. I can't adequately observe the hotness.
    Try squinting, Costanza swears it works........shitty iphone from the skybox.
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    I cracked the screen on my iphone4 and while it's getting replaced I was given a loaner, but it's an iphone3. It's not even a 3GS, I mean COME ON! I thought this was America.
    I'm going to be embarrassed walking around with this thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MagicMtnPinhead View Post
    yesterday my car was at the dealer for an oil change. they loaned me a 2011 535i for the day, but when i got it up to 100 there was a slight shimmy like a wheel was out of balance, significantly detracting from the pleasure of driving 100mph in a 535i. i was so upset i had to lie down.
    I can totally relate. I had to take my M3 in for it's first oil change and they were out of loaners so I had to use my wife's X5 for the day. The inconvenience was debilitating.
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