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  1. 07-29-2011, 01:04 AM #51
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    moved to arcata and there are all these hippies here.

    i thought arcata was first world
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  9. 07-29-2011, 05:40 PM #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Conway View Post
    My 3rd world vacation spot is now charging 1st world prices.
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    It's 100deg in NC and the AC in my car went out.
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    My ipad, iphone and macbook have all run out of batteries and I am stuck posting from my roommate's pc. Why does this mouse have 2 buttons?



    ironically in a 3rd world country
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phill View Post
    My ipad, iphone and macbook have all run out of batteries and I am stuck posting from my roommate's pc. Why does this mouse have 2 buttons?



    ironically in a 3rd world country

    I didnt know canadia was third world now.
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    Twenty-year-old dies from embolism after excessive gaming

    By Michael Santo, Tech Buzz Examiner

    We've seen warnings about Internet and video game addiction previously, and some horrific behavior (1, 2), as well. In this case, a young man recently died as a result of blood clots associated with marathon gaming sessions.

    Chris Staniforth, 20, of Sheffield in England died in May; he died as a result of deep vein thrombosis (DVT), according to an autopsy. He died as a pulmonary embolism when a blood clot formed in his left calf and traveled to his lungs.

    His father, David Staniforth said: "After my research I saw there was no difference to Chris sitting at a desk on his Xbox and someone on a long-haul flight.
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    "Sitting still is literally the danger zone. Chris loved to play and would stay up all night. Millions of people worldwide are playing these games for hours, and there is a risk."

    Staniforth was an Xbox 360 gamer. Reportedly, he would sometimes sit for 12-hour gaming sessions. According to his father, "he lived for his Xbox."

    Deep vein thrombosis commonly affects the leg veins. Immobilization is a common reason for DVT, as noted on long airline flights, which has its own "syndrome," called traveler's thrombosis.

    Microsoft has a Healthy Gaming Guide. That guide warns that "use of game controllers, keyboards, mice, or other electronic input devices may be linked to serious injuries or disorders." The also encourages gamers to take breaks and to lead a healthy lifestyle (which wouldn't include 12-hour gaming sessions).


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    The automatic flush at work activates too fast when I stand up, so I don't get to look at my poop.
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  16. 08-02-2011, 08:53 PM #66
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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked_sick View Post
    The automatic flush at work activates too fast when I stand up, so I don't get to look at my poop.
    That is AWFULL!! I feel your pain!
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  17. 08-02-2011, 09:40 PM #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked_sick View Post
    The automatic flush at work activates too fast when I stand up, so I don't get to look at my poop.
    You need to work on your technique. Stand up in roughly the same spot you were sitting, good to go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yukonrider View Post
    The facebook chat on my HTC evo sometimes doesn't send/receive messages, so the girls think I'm ignoring them, its no good.
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