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  1. 09-12-2011, 01:35 PM #226
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    This chair is killing my butt, maybe I should get one of those stability ballz to sit on?
    People should learn endurance; they should learn to endure the discomforts of heat and cold, hunger and thirst; they should learn to be patient when receiving abuse and scorn; for it is the practice of endurance that quenches the fire of worldly passions which is burning up their bodies.
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    My Equinox locker fee doubled, and they switched hair conditioner.
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    I have so many reward points on both my AMEX Gold and my Visa Platinum cards that I can never decide which one to use to book my next ski trip out west.


    My friend left a pair of shoes at my house last week. He nor I felt like either picking them up or dropping them off so I shipped them to him via UPS. He lives 2 towns away.
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    Dollar sign that bitch.
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    The battery for my door remote went out today, and I won't have the time to replace it in the next few days so in order to unlock my house I'll be forced to put the key in the door and turn it like a fuckin' caveman!!
    I'm not a complete idiot!
    Some parts are still missing...
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  6. 09-12-2011, 03:52 PM #231
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    Quote Originally Posted by pisteoff View Post
    I'm mildly annoyed by strangers on an internet forum who don't know the difference between to and too.
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  7. 09-12-2011, 03:56 PM #232
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    "I took a fake shit at work ten minutes ago to play on my smart phone but now I actually have to shit. Now everyone is going to think I have Diarrhea."

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  9. 09-12-2011, 05:49 PM #234
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    I overbaked the chicken thighs I use for the homemade dogfood I make my pups, I hope they don't notice its a little dry..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by f2f View Post
    "I took a fake shit at work ten minutes ago to play on my smart phone but now I actually have to shit. Now everyone is going to think I have Diarrhea."
    fucking awesome post
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    Quote Originally Posted by ACHTUNG View Post
    I dont have an AMEX Black
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  12. 09-12-2011, 05:57 PM #237
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  13. 09-12-2011, 08:03 PM #238
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    Quote Originally Posted by MagicMtnPinhead View Post
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    Didn't like my Centurion card because it would always set off the metal detectors at the airports since it's made of titanium. Stupid AMEX. Don't they know that titanium is so 90's. Carbon fiber is where it's at.
    Dollar sign that bitch.
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    I had to use once-played tennis balls this evening. Cretins!
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    I couldn't get free 2 day shipping with my Amazon Prime account because I signed up for subscribe and save, so my stuff took 3 days to arrive.
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
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    The women who do the TV weather forecasts here aren't very good looking.
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    I have to go to the grocery after work.
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    I'm having trouble justifying buying an iPhone because my current phone still works pretty well for what I need it for.
    "...no hobby should either seek or need rational justification. To find reasons why it is useful or beneficial converts it at once from an avocation into an industry, lowers it at once to the ignominious category of an exercise undertaken for health, power or profit."
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  21. 09-13-2011, 01:24 PM #246
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    My wife didn't layer the ingredients of my sandwich in the proper order so it doesn't taste as good today.
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    My wife's 3 week old Range Rover has a chip in it's heated windscreen and the insurance company won't pay for dealer glass, so we have to settle for OEM.
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  23. 09-16-2011, 12:00 AM #248
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