Enchiladafest 3.0

[Missiongravity]

I would be fine leading the B group. I have the proficiency to run with the A group but not the Ego to keep up with Beaterdit.

So consider me B group official cat herder if necessary.

Thanks for setting up the shuttle Sam.

[Touring_Sedan]

PP sent!

[ZomblibulaX]

Do you suppose I could ask my daughter to get married on some other weekend so I could swing this? I guess that would mean that I would be fired as Dad.

Tell her you'll walk her down the aisle at her next wedding. If you're paying for the thing, I think attendance should be optional.


T-MINUS THIRTY-NINE DAYS AND COUNTING...

[rideit]

Should I start making some commemorative clocks n' stuff, or what?

[Missiongravity]

Should I start making some commemorative clocks n' stuff, or what?

Will they be party gifts?

[rideit]

Sure, If everyone can cover my costs on em'.
Which would be around $50.
Pics to come!

[powder4breakfast]

Sure, If everyone can cover my costs on em'.
Which would be around $50.
Pics to come!

$50 each or $50 divided by 30 clocks? You should take some of the maggot donated parts you recieved and make an MVP clock for whoever is the king of the Enchilada Fest 2011... best crash, best move, best enchilada or most generous action etc.


Would it be possible to edit the first post to include all pertinent information... dates, place, $, Groups, how to sign up, etc? This would make it easier for those coming in late to gather information needed without reading all pages and posts.

[rideit]

I could do that. I have only used 2-3 parts that I have gotten in the mail so far, though.

Each clock roughly has $20 plus 2-6 hours of labor, so yeah, $50 for 30 clocks? Man, will they be shitty! (you know what I'm sayin!).

[Missiongravity]

Third post in updated with colorful explanation of plans an so forth. Please feel free to remind me to add any other pertinent details.

[Big Blue]

You should take some of the maggot donated parts you recieved and make an MVP clock for whoever is the king of the Enchilada Fest 2011... best crash, best move, best enchilada or most generous action etc.

Well, he could at least make one as a trophy for the winner of the Bicycle Drag Race, the original trophy is no longer available (I think guest's dog ate it).

[rideit]

Consider a few 'consolation prize' clocks done for exceptional jackassery if I can afford/rationalize coming.

[MakersTeleMark]

Consider a few 'consolation prize' clocks done for exceptional jackassery if I can afford/rationalize coming.

I don't think anyone could possibly top my record in that category, but would interested to see the results of such attempts.

[Missiongravity]

I don't think anyone could possibly top my record in that category, but would interested to see the results of such attempts.

Will you be available to offer legal advice for anyone who would like to attempt to re-create your shenanigans from last year. I too have a van and a penchant for alcohol. I also have a girl-friend that looks really young so maybe we could trump up some statutory charges as well.

[Touring_Sedan]

1. beaterdit
2. JTrue
3. Mission Gravity
4. khakis
5. Stroup
6. Phall
7. jwirts
8. Carly
9. Jason H.
10. Dickeymotto
11. jongchrist
12. jongchrist dad
13. ZomblibulaX
14. rludes025
15. deepsquat
16. YourMomJustCalled
17. Shep :uncool:
18. Daywalker
19. SpacemanSpiff
20. Spiff's wife
21. guest
22. BigKuba
23. guest.1

[Dickeymotto]

Can anyone give a description of the skill levels for each group? I don't ride with people very often and the ones I do are slow. I'm a pretty slow climber, but down hill I'm decently fast (at least I think I am).

[Missiongravity]

Group A will most likely be full of over achievers who will sprint ahead so they can spend more time talking about the sick line they took down this that or the other route. They will be the ones waiting at the campsite, already showered and smelling like Axe body spray ready to regale the slower group's females with tales of grandeur hoping to sprint in to a piece of split tail that evening.

Group B will be the group that has confident riders that are not afraid to take a daring line and will relish the fact that they stuck that new and nerve tingling route. They will also be fast enough that they will have time to stop and smell some desert roses(I hear they smell like sand and urine). They will be comfortably tired by the time they get to the take out but still ready to puke and rally later that evening.

Group C will be comprised of different factions. The first being the over zealous rider who thought it would be a RAD idea to bring a full on DH bike to ride. They are now saddled with the task of pushing it up the hill while fighting their stomach's urge to push up breakfast. The second part of the group will consist of riders who are good enough to be on trail but may not be totally comfortable in their abilities. They may possibly be on rental bikes or if they are smart, borrowed bikes that they can hand back over with a frown on their face when they crash and re-angle the head tube a degree or three. This group will have the best stories to tell at the end of the ride. They will usually have epic moments of struggling to survive and will likely run out of water and have to lap water from the hoof print of an Moab Elk(skinny ass desert cattle).

[Phall]

So, ectreeskier is in group A,B, and C?

i keeeed i keeeed

[MakersTeleMark]

Will you be available to offer legal advice for anyone who would like to attempt to re-create your shenanigans from last year. I too have a van and a penchant for alcohol. I also have a girl-friend that looks really young so maybe we could trump up some statutory charges as well.

Absolutely I'll be on call. After 3 federal and 2 state charges and 10 months of wrangling with both legal systems, I'm fairly certain I'm qualified to advise any maggot with a jackassery issue, for a bottle of Jamo of course.

[montanaskier]

and why aren't you attending? Have you been banned from OOOOtah and other areas close by?

[MakersTeleMark]

Lets just say Moab, UT is on the top of my shitlist. There's plenty of other places to play that are not bassackwards, and much less crowded. I still have my jail flip flops in the camper though, and the girl I met that night is flying out to see me in 2 weeks.

[khakis]

just convinced a buddy of mine to come along...we're open to taking on a carpooler or two from Denver as well
1. beaterdit
2. JTrue
3. Mission Gravity
4. khakis
5. Stroup
6. Phall
7. jwirts
8. Carly
9. Jason H.
10. Dickeymotto
11. jongchrist
12. jongchrist dad
13. ZomblibulaX
14. rludes025
15. deepsquat
16. YourMomJustCalled
17. Shep :uncool:
18. Daywalker
19. SpacemanSpiff
20. Spiff's wife
21. guest
22. BigKuba
23. guest.1
24. khakis friend Stu

[Missiongravity]

1. beaterdit
2. JTrue
3. Mission Gravity
3.2 Greeneggsslc
4. khakis
5. Stroup
6. Phall
7. jwirts
8. Carly
9. Jason H.
10. Dickeymotto
11. jongchrist
12. jongchrist dad
13. ZomblibulaX
14. rludes025
15. deepsquat
16. YourMomJustCalled
17. Shep :uncool:
18. Daywalker
19. SpacemanSpiff
20. Spiff's wife
21. guest
22. BigKuba
23. guest.1
24. khakis friend Stu

[rideit]

So, If I were to tinker with protos for a jackassery prize clock or whatnot, do you fine citizens have any 'suggestions'?
I can also make cool little things like bottle openers, keychains, and S&M rubber gag ball masks, of course.

[BigKuba]

Can you make a Chodaboy helmet with a big chainring crown?

[rideit]

More details, please. Most likely yes. I can do a lot on site as well...This helmet would have to be worn the last night through town/City Market, etc. by the Jackasserer in Chief.