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    For all You little skimakers...

    For all the intrested (splat,mbs..)

    Here is a link to swedish website that has an article of the : making-of Extreme skis. The article is in...well, swedish but you can translate it
    here ... http://www.tranexp.com:2000/Translate/result.shtml ... with that sucky translator.Dont know if there is a better swe-eng translator on the internet..

    But what made me laugh was this little snipple at the bottom of the story

    "- Det finns inga porer i belag. Att valla en skida kan liknas vid att hälla socker i kaffet. Efter x antal bitar landar allt socker på botten eftersom sockret bara kan lösa sig till en viss grad i kaffet. Enligt den ledande belagtillverkaren Petex kan ett standardbelag bara absorbera 1,3 mg valla per kvadratcentimeter belag. Det innebär i praktiken cirka 2 gram valla på en normal skida..."

    In a quick translation:

    -"There is no pores in the base. To wax a ski reminds of putting sugar to coffee. After x number of particles, all the sugar goes to the bottom of the cup because only a given amount can be absorbed in the coffee. Manufacturer Petex says a standard base can absorb 1.3 milligrams of wax per 1cm 2 of base. It is approximately 2 grams wax on a normal ski..."

    Aaand taken from the allknowing website skitrucks.com...

    " The bottoms are a closed, celled product made by one manhusky latin womenand are very low maintenance! Your bottoms are better off not waxed!..."


    Spooky, eh?

    The floggings will continue until morale improves.

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    My bottom is better off waxed.

    Trust me.

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    Bwaahaaaaaa
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    Quote Originally Posted by jayfrizzo
    My bottom is better off waxed.

    Trust me.
    Truly the only appropriate response.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jayfrizzo
    My bottom is better off waxed.

    Trust me.
    I waxed my nads. As soon as I get a digital camera, they'll be my new avatar.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Anyone else dreaming about the manhusky latin woman?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkside
    Anyone else dreaming about the manhusky latin woman?

    I'm unemployed....what else is there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PowderPig

    Dammit, i knew i forgot something..


    Manhusky...it seems ONS have found the replace button...

    The floggings will continue until morale improves.

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