The letter to the editor I've been meaning to write . . . .
It seems like bra/panty trees are everywhere these days and I'm tired of it. Damn mardi gras beads, underwear and all manner of other crap hanging from the trees - it looks like a teenager's bedroom got tossed in the trees!
Let's consider the rules for a moment, yes, there are rules for this too: Leaving lingerie in the trees requires the person making the donation to remove their under garments on the chair or in the gondola. Taking a bra or panties - likely stolen from your sister - out of your pocket and flinging them onto a tree is not complying with the rules.
The trees at the resorts I frequent don't have breasts and have no need for brassieres. They can go commando all year long and look good doing it.
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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
Science-fiction author Robert Heinlein
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