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    Couldn't have said it better myself.

    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

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    Word is she could have had been having a stroke.
    This is the worst pain EVER!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lonnie View Post
    Word is she could have had been having a stroke.
    Thanks for trying to bum me out.....she didn't

    http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/new...nson-did-99449

    At least she says she is fine.

    Thanks rideit. that really did make me laugh until I cried. I hope she is ok - but fuck that was funny.
    Quote Originally Posted by skuba View Post
    you can let it free and be as stupid as possible


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    I would like to see your point of view but I can't get my head that far up your ass.

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    Goddammit - CBS yanked it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeStrummer
    The universe that is a vehicle is a funny and delicate thing. I fucked my wife in the back seat of our Saab in the parking lot before a Social D / Superchunk show at Red Rocks. After that the radio never worked again.

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    Wikipedia has the transcript, funny stuff:

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    "Well, a very very heavy, uh, heavy du-- burtation tonight... we had a very der-- derrison bight... let's go ahead teritizing those poola bit, the had buh pat."
    Quote Originally Posted by Tunco perfectly summarizing TGR View Post
    It is like Days of Our Lives', but with retards.

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    OK, that's HIGH-larious.

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    oh my God - i just keep laughing....

    and what is so damn funny is she just sells it. Nods her head like "Back to you Jim" is what came out of her mouth instead of the....other thing.

    I do hope she is ok. she certainly acts as if it is normal to spake like that.
    Quote Originally Posted by skuba View Post
    you can let it free and be as stupid as possible


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    I would like to see your point of view but I can't get my head that far up your ass.

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    My buddy went surfing after a nor'easter near the Duck research pier and upon his return to college that night he couldn't talk. Knew what he wanted to say but absolutely nothing came out.

    Doctors thought he had a stroke and he was generally freaking out. Tests didn't reveal shit and in roughly 12 hours he was fine. All they could come up with chemical runoff or some shit like that.
    You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?

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    My money's on sloppy botox.

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    Props on the thread title

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    I love how every time CBS yanks it someone else puts it up.

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    Sounded like Couric talking foreign policy.

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