Telemark skiing is dead.

**JDubyu** · 03-29-2021, 07:56 PM

While shipping out my voile 3pin cables and Telebulldogs to Laps today, I found my old pair of BD Telekneesis knee pads. Any of you with the freed heels need a pair for $30 shipped? Solid and not funky.

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210cm double camber control armchair flex bruh

**John_B** · 03-29-2021, 08:11 PM

Originally Posted by JDubyu

While shipping out my voile 3pin cables and Telebulldogs to Laps today, I found my old pair of BD Telekneesis knee pads. Any of you with the freed heels need a pair for $30 shipped? Solid and not funky.

My brother is a hack tele skier and probably could use them. PM in bounds.

**ski-wpk** · 03-29-2021, 09:07 PM

Minor thread hack: sold a pair of Axls to jhyatt two weeks ago, packed them well and shipped USPS priority flat rate on 3/17 for 2-day delivery. Fast-forward to today, 12 days later, when jhyatt receives a mangled EMPTY box. Postal destroyed the box, lost the bindings, then just taped things back up and delivered a box of air!

So: anyone have a pair of Axls (size L) they are selling that I can buy for him and send on to jhyatt? Or better yet, you send?! : )

**Danno** · 03-29-2021, 09:13 PM

What the fuck? That sucks!

**XXX-er** · 03-29-2021, 09:47 PM

Thots and prayers on your loss

but whom would want to steal telemark bindings is the burning question that came to my mind ?

**jmedslc** · 03-29-2021, 09:51 PM

Originally Posted by Danno

What the fuck? That sucks!

that was my exact thought.

and then another WHAT THE FUCK USPS???! gawd, what a shitshow.

**ski-wpk** · 03-29-2021, 10:51 PM

I love that they added a label to the box that said “contents missing.” You don’t say.

**Peruvian** · 03-30-2021, 07:39 AM

Originally Posted by ski-wpk

I love that they added a label to the box that said “contents missing.” You don’t say.

What’s the insurance limit on that package? Usually at least $100, right?

**MakersTeleMark** · 03-30-2021, 08:06 AM

I've reached full telemark zen where my bar tab is more than my gear cost.

**~mikey b** · 03-30-2021, 08:09 AM

shocker

**jackstraw** · 03-30-2021, 08:58 AM

Originally Posted by ski-wpk

Minor thread hack: sold a pair of Axls to jhyatt two weeks ago, packed them well and shipped USPS priority flat rate on 3/17 for 2-day delivery. Fast-forward to today, 12 days later, when jhyatt receives a mangled EMPTY box. Postal destroyed the box, lost the bindings, then just taped things back up and delivered a box of air!

So: anyone have a pair of Axls (size L) they are selling that I can buy for him and send on to jhyatt? Or better yet, you send?! : )

It's true. Everyone hates tele skiers.

**JDubyu** · 03-30-2021, 12:00 PM

Knee pads to JohnB.

**XXX-er** · 03-30-2021, 12:25 PM

Originally Posted by jackstraw

It's true. Everyone hates tele skiers.

I just fell sorry for them

I certianly do when ever i break out the tele's and then I vow to never do it again

**Core Shot** · 03-30-2021, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by XXX-er

I just fell sorry for them

I certianly do when ever i break out the tele's and then I vow to never do it again

Fucking lazy Asian canucks.
Just bend that knee. You can dooooo it.

**XXX-er** · 03-30-2021, 05:25 PM

I'm still trying to walk down a set of stairs properly !

maybe it will bend in a year or 2

**Core Shot** · 03-30-2021, 05:43 PM

Originally Posted by XXX-er

I'm still trying to walk down a set of stairs properly !

maybe it will bend in a year or 2

If bill Briggs could ski the grand Teton with a fused hip on 207cm skinny sticks. I expect you to bend a knee even if it’s only to squat to pee.
Free your heel free your whatevs

**ski-wpk** · 03-30-2021, 06:40 PM

Originally Posted by Peruvian

What’s the insurance limit on that package? Usually at least $100, right?

$50. Blah.

PB · 04-01-2021, 06:38 PM

Originally Posted by XXX-er

uh if you prefer to sound less like an old fuck, its called "Switch"

Wait .... I thought this was the old fuck's home?!?!?

...and I'm pretty sure the USPS employee profile includes ..... pin-head.

**wickstad** · 04-21-2021, 06:39 PM

. Last time we demoed skis. Rosignol Caballeros with 75mm bindings. The Lhasas came shortly after that.

**snojones** · 04-22-2021, 08:11 AM

Years of concerted effort by the ski industry and still the pinheads refuse to give it up. So I think we can safely say... tele is here as long as the snow is....