I am entering a pot of chili in a charity chili cook-off tomorrow. It features a shitload of bacon and kind of a mild to medium heat.
But it needs a name for the competition. What is a good name for my chili?
It's for work, so suggestions of innuendo and obscenity are certainly appreciated, but probably won't be used.
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12-07-2010, 09:05 PM #1
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Name my chili
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12-07-2010, 09:15 PM #2
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Extra earmark semispice (you're in DC right?)
Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.
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12-07-2010, 09:20 PM #3
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"son of a bitch" chili
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12-07-2010, 09:22 PM #4
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12-07-2010, 09:23 PM #5
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Pork barrel spending?
Originally Posted by Tye 1on
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12-07-2010, 09:26 PM #6
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Yep, I'm in the District!
Unfortunately, I am not in the earmark or pork barrel graft recipient industry. I work in a research role on the revenue side of the federal balance sheet, so that probably wouldn't be received too well.
I do like the pork barrel reference, though. That is the sort of terrible pun I need ...
My best idea so far is "It's Mostly Squirrel."
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12-07-2010, 09:28 PM #7
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12-07-2010, 09:41 PM #8
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12-07-2010, 09:47 PM #9
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12-07-2010, 10:44 PM #10
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two drops Originally Posted by YetiMan
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12-07-2010, 10:47 PM #11
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12-07-2010, 10:48 PM #12
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Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.
Patterson Hood of the DBT's
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12-07-2010, 10:52 PM #13
dang son, what happened?
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before i could name your chili i will need you to ups me a bowl to sample. j/k
whatever I feel like i what to do!
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12-08-2010, 12:01 AM #14
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12-08-2010, 12:08 AM #15
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Extra quilted, browns to the super bowl, mandela's revenge, cosby special, TGIB(thank god its bacon).
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12-08-2010, 12:10 AM #16
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I wasthinking "shitload of bacon", but since you said it is for work...
maybe "bacon & spice & everything nice"???... jfost is really ignorant, he often just needs simple facts laid out for him...
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12-08-2010, 06:39 AM #17
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12-08-2010, 07:37 AM #18
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Based on your TGR name Surefartalot or Sirfartalot...
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12-08-2010, 07:40 AM #19
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12-08-2010, 08:38 AM #20
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12-08-2010, 09:13 AM #21
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12-08-2010, 09:16 AM #22
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12-08-2010, 09:21 AM #23
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Change for a nickel chilli...
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12-08-2010, 11:16 AM #24
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Sirshredsyourass-alot Chilly Originally Posted by Downbound Train
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12-08-2010, 11:17 AM #25
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