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Thread: Things that are unacceptable

  1. #251
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    "Tele'ing" with Silvrettas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skipig25 View Post
    one of my pet peeves it when people refer any events where you even look kind of nice as "formal"

    it's not even informal, it's like fucking dressy-casual or something. If I can wear dark jeans, and shirt and tie and fit in, it's not fucking formal

    edit: even oldlarrys $600 fucking loafers aren't "formal"
    If I can't wear shorts, flip flops, and a t-shirt and fit in, it's not fucking casual.

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    Paying for groceries with a check. What fucking year is it already?
    "...no hobby should either seek or need rational justification. To find reasons why it is useful or beneficial converts it at once from an avocation into an industry, lowers it at once to the ignominious category of an exercise undertaken for health, power or profit."
    -Aldo Leopold

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyandski365 View Post
    Paying for groceries with a check. What fucking year is it already?
    http://theoatmeal.com/comics/minor_differences2

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    Signing all of your posts with your name and/or username like it's a letter or e-mail.

    **cough cough someone in East Coast Roll Call cough cough**
    Quote Originally Posted by Tunco perfectly summarizing TGR View Post
    It is like Days of Our Lives', but with retards.

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    people who drive current model mustangs or corvettes.
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    I don't think I've ever seen mental illness so faithfully rendered in html.

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    ^^^really? current vettes and stangs are sweet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidewall View Post
    ^^^really? current vettes and stangs are sweet.
    No floor heaters. Rontele's legs get cold in the manpris
    Quote Originally Posted by Tunco perfectly summarizing TGR View Post
    It is like Days of Our Lives', but with retards.

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    not yelling "DROPPING" and cutting in the jump line in the park. fucking noobs!@!
    i dont slay ur groomerz with teh steeze so dont carve corduroy in r park nOOb!

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    This is classic...


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    Qatar getting the 2022 world cup bid. That shit is not right. The country is smaller than Connecticut for gods sake. Little alcohol and no nudity

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    Quote Originally Posted by bagtagley View Post
    This is classic...
    There was an old guy at my gym who would walk around naked after showering. The guy would take his sweet, naked time blow drying his hair, brushing his teeth, and conversing. The worst of it was seeing him lean over the counter and into the mirror while shaving, pressing his old, wrinkly balls against the same counter other people used.

    Probably been said before:
    - slow people in the passing lane
    - wheeled backpacks

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    and after last night's santa picture debacle.......a skinnyish santa??

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    people who deposit 30 checks in the atm machine

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    Qatar hosting the World Cup. FIFA, what were you thinking!

    Quidditch as a college sport. Is there anything more silly than college kids straddling broomsticks pretending to fly.

    People talking in Elvish -- and making you feel stupid because you can't understand it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowmonster View Post
    Quidditch as a college sport. Is there anything more silly than college kids straddling broomsticks pretending to fly.

    People talking in Elvish -- and making you feel stupid because you can't understand it.
    Where in the hell do you live this kind of shit goes on?

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    Tofurkey (Tofu Turkey)

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    I'm so glad that I finally got TGR to find and appreciate The Oatmeal. You don't even need to brush your teeth, it's so refreshing. But, with pics.

    From this thread:


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    Quote Originally Posted by flatlander#2 View Post
    Where in the hell do you live this kind of shit goes on?
    In Vermont, the san francisco of new england... duh!
    ... jfost is really ignorant, he often just needs simple facts laid out for him...

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    Using the term "pet peeve".
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    Amirite? Am I fuckin rite? Somebody testify. Gun held sideways. You want to meet up to ski? Eat a dick, worthless scum jong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive View Post
    Ruining good beer with a lime wedge.
    I've seen many a beer with a lime wedge, but I've never seen a good beer with a lime wedge.
    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Koons View Post
    Amirite? Am I fuckin rite? Somebody testify. Gun held sideways. You want to meet up to ski? Eat a dick, worthless scum jong.

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    driving from langley to north vancouver at 8:00 in the morning
    driving from north vancouver to langley at 4:00 in the afternoon
    holy fucking shitballs

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    Couldnt you have just said "Rush Hour" you fucking show off

    I hate you and anyone who lives near Whistler, i hope a bear mauls you!
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    The gigantic bitch who just sat right next to me on the bus when there are, literally, only 3 other people on the bus (first stop).

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    people who say "supposably"
    the dizzingly ever-present misuse of the word "everyday" and the phrase "every day."
    nazi grammarians
    skiers who only pee inside ... yes this includes the ladies
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