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    Quote Originally Posted by bmg97 View Post
    Fail

    All farts are funny, especially ones you can hear. I deem that acceptable.
    When you have a dog that lets em rip like a deaf grandpa you'll know my pain. Sometimes it's better to not hear the air raid siren.

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    people that don't make eye contact or look you in the face... ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gunit130 View Post
    people that don't make eye contact or look you in the face... ever.
    People that don't know their lazy eye makes it impossible to look at them in the face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poop*Ghost View Post
    People that don't know their lazy eye makes it impossible to look at them in the face.
    People that don't know their face is too hideous to look at.
    Silent....but shredly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moeghoul View Post
    People that don't know their face is too hideous to look at.
    People that haven't figured out that their roommate drew a cock going into their mouth while they were sleeping.


    This meme could have legs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WICS View Post
    • Constructive Knowledge


    Bwah!
    Caveat emptor, barrister
    who you callin' a barrista?



    Faxing ANYTHING
    My current state of mental health
    The current state of climate in Missoula (also effects above)
    The current state of my finances
    girls that are too good to talk to me
    ANY football
    Malfunctioning electronics/software
    The way Chevies drive
    Whitetail dear in town that I'm not allowed to shoot
    in any way ever "taking one for the team"
    Not being in charge of a group project
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nickwm21 View Post
    Try playing waterpolo with boardshorts or even jammers on.... It is impossible to be competitive in a watersport without the correct suit. Homophobes hate on speedos, but ironically I (and all other polo players) have gotten many more ladies with a speedo on than trunks. Think about it

    Dont pull the homophobe card, I'll give you the pass on function for your watersport. Don't try and convince me its acceptable to wear one walking around on the beach. I don't want to look at your confined package, and it has nothing do with accepting gays.

    oh yeah that brings up another

    Pulling the homophobe card when its clearly I just don't wanna look at a dudes junk.
    a positive attitude will not solve all of your problems, but it may annoy enough people to make it worth the effort

    Formerly Rludes025

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    Soy milk
    Microwaveable bacon

    Those shits where on the first wipe you accidentally smear a nugget that's still attached and consequently must then wipe 20-25 times to completely clean out your butt crack. If only you'd known there was still a nugg attached to the knot, you wouldn't have come in so confident and brazen on that first wipe.

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    chicks who get pierced/tats in naughty places, tell you, and won't show the goods.

    I made a game of seeing how many times I could get my buddy's sister to show me her nipple piercings at our apartment, while he was in the room. She drank A LOT, and I'd play the "i've never seen them" game. I think she flashed me in front of her brother at least 10 times. *sigh* college was fun.
    Quote Originally Posted by JoeStrummer
    The universe that is a vehicle is a funny and delicate thing. I fucked my wife in the back seat of our Saab in the parking lot before a Social D / Superchunk show at Red Rocks. After that the radio never worked again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by arewolfe View Post
    Soy milk
    Microwaveable bacon

    Those shits where on the first wipe you accidentally smear a nugget that's still attached and consequently must then wipe 20-25 times to completely clean out your butt crack. If only you'd known there was still a nugg attached to the knot, you wouldn't have come in so confident and brazen on that first wipe.
    It's even worse when you underestimate moisture content and you get the dreaded TP tear ending up with a finger with nugg material.
    Silent....but shredly.

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    girls that dont go wild
    ::.:..::::.::.:.::..::.

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    aww man, i hate when a layer of TP rips off and gets lost somewhere on the surface of the shitty butthole.

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    • Stoke-drainage, if a demi-good thread in its nascency (such as this one) turns inevitably polyass (which I hope it does not) and the rush to contribute in earnest by well-intentioned mags (and by excited newbies/jongs), ahead of said imminent drainage

    • This very post for speaking what is thought/loathed/feared/sensed

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    no MSG


    6543

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    a dude in speedos who thinks skis are to fat
    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
    "I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
    "THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
    "I have posted in here but haven't read it carefully with my trusty PoliAsshat antenna on."-DipshitDanno

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    Not knowing the difference between too and to.
    Snowboarders that think skiing is for old gapers
    A shitty wax (on your skis and a chick)

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    Bringing just a road bike to Moab
    Not bringing a tube/pump/tools
    Riding with no gloves
    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

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    Quote Originally Posted by arewolfe View Post
    Those shits where on the first wipe you accidentally smear a nugget that's still attached and consequently must then wipe 20-25 times to completely clean out your butt crack.
    How about the ones where you wipe and the TP is clean, but you don't quite believe it so you wipe again and sure enough there's shit this time. Where the hell was it hiding the first time?

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    talking about wiping your nasty asses on TGR
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    ^^^^^That
    a positive attitude will not solve all of your problems, but it may annoy enough people to make it worth the effort

    Formerly Rludes025

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    People that say "on accident"

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    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).

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    oh real cute guys...real fucking cute
    why thenm, do you spacefags read my threads and respond what i say

    i know i have a place here on TGR just like the rest of you

    at least gunit130 is creative with his hate- others are like hatinsharks; if they stop hating they die

    either way i know my opinions are heard and presence is felt

    isnt all this the epitomy of my pseudonym : i belive it defines my virtual presence
    Zone Controller

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    oh real cute guys...real fucking cute
    why thenm, do you spacefags read my threads and respond what i say

    i know i have a place here on TGR just like the rest of you

    at least gunit130 is creative with his hate- others are like hatinsharks; if they stop hating they die

    either way i know my opinions are heard and presence is felt

    isnt all this the epitomy of my pseudonym : i belive it defines my virtual presence
    Chill out

    I wasnt agreeing with him, I was stating that his control-paste-a-thon was unacceptable, you know the point of this thread.
    a positive attitude will not solve all of your problems, but it may annoy enough people to make it worth the effort

    Formerly Rludes025

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    oh real cute guys...real fucking cute
    If one person calls you a duck...
    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

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