the lame whiners who post on this thread
short guy complexes
Zone Controller
"He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway
"DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000
fat chicks in bikinis
skinny chicks in one piece bathing suits
I thought their offices would be strewn with bunny-fucking and condom dispensers, a veritable enchanted forest of cock shafts and twat mist. - JoeStrummer
This crazy racist lady:
http://gawker.com/5688054/postal-wor...rs-racist-rant
j'ai des grands instants de lucididididididididi
Dog farts you can hear.
Bad haircuts
Rain after a pow day.
Dudes in speedo's.
Thinking PBR is good beer.
Driving your car 3 blocks.
Shitty fish tacos.
Tucking your ski pants in to your boots.
leaving your trash in a smoke shack.
a positive attitude will not solve all of your problems, but it may annoy enough people to make it worth the effort
Formerly Rludes025
thinking cigarette butts aren't trash (the Jersey seashell)
Montani Semper Liberi
First day back in the office after 5 days away.
My empty fridge after being away.
Going to work commando the first day back cuz I soiled all my briefs while traveling and haven't done laundry yet.
Roommate who tells me she just bought a glass dildo yet won't demonstrate its use.
"...no hobby should either seek or need rational justification. To find reasons why it is useful or beneficial converts it at once from an avocation into an industry, lowers it at once to the ignominious category of an exercise undertaken for health, power or profit."
-Aldo Leopold
Fat people and the parents of fat children.
Where'd you get your Skis, the toilet store?
people who stop after hitting obstacle and inspect their base (closely)- this looks so stupid- what are you gonna do quit, ptex on slope, cry; i have seen this several times from chair and i yell JONG
lifties who dont stop chair when a little kid is about to get slammed because they are burnt out!
people who work at mountain and suck at skiing/ or especially snowboarding
instructors (especially of australian descent) who think they are better than me at skiing when they are clearly not. I have had convos with these dicks on lifts. then i purposfully follow them and pass them at high speed
not having water easily accesible on the moutnain and you must go way out of your way to hydrate
racers monopolizing the best run all day
gatekeepers who hate life in the sales world
Zone Controller
"He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway
"DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000
obsessive internet trolls named rooster
being self-nominated for fake awards on the internet
Try playing waterpolo with boardshorts or even jammers on.... It is impossible to be competitive in a watersport without the correct suit. Homophobes hate on speedos, but ironically I (and all other polo players) have gotten many more ladies with a speedo on than trunks. Think about it
Best Skier on the Mountain
Self-Certified
1992 - 2012
Squaw Valley, USA
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