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  1. #101
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Anal View Post
    people who hate on hipsters.
    people who hate on snowboarders.
    people who hate on juggalos.
    tecnicas.
    dinosaurs.
    trolls.
    sarcasm.
    t bars.
    LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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    I'm sorry, but do real men say "LOLZ" on the internet? Or anywhere for that matter?
    Living vicariously through myself.

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    tecnica loving hipster hating trollz do
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    Letting a fellow driver in your lane during traffic, and them not acknowledging you with a wave

    a man doing girl push ups

    another Will Ferrell movie with him playing an unbelievably stupid character

    any adult dog that can fit in a microwave

    any dog that wears a sweater

    a parent buying a kid a new luxury sports car for their 16th birthday.

    answering the question "how are you doing?" with "good"
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    Auburn football being in the top 3
    rain in the winter
    running out of toilet paper
    ROLL TIDE ROLL

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    Red Truck Tahoe shutting down for the winter.... I mean, what a stupid idea
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    Quote Originally Posted by dumpy View Post
    Any Digital Death post.
    FIFY.

    1234

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    not having continous slaggmaster pictures dumped in forum

    not having stokes as dope as alpinezone

    generally unexciting threads as of late

    people claiming to live the dream

    people who hate dinosaurs

    being banned from gawker.com for making spacefaggot jokes

    not knowing what has become of jesse jones

    not exposing the countless other 'jesse jones'

    being named jesse jones
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    Quote Originally Posted by nickwm21 View Post
    a man doing girl push ups

    a parent buying a kid a new luxury sports car for their 16th birthday.
    These must be seconded. Especially the one about pushups.

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    Fees for checked luggage.
    People in public places with no situational awareness (i.e. don't fucking walk backwards in the grocery store, you fuck.)
    Fake guacamole.
    driving around a corner at 2 mph (i.e. the Montana turn).
    "Did you move here to be in a hurry?" bumper stickers (the answer as always: no, but I am anyway.)
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    I can deal with all those things...

    But having to work on a powder day is just fucking horribly unacceptable.

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    Not finishing your beer
    The South
    Failing the clear the bong
    Passing an uncleared bong
    Using an iPad in public
    State "Fairs"
    Watching a standard definition TV broadcast on an HDTV. x50000000 if you have a 4:3 image stretched to 16:9
    Pizza Hut
    Women with short hair
    Men who are not bald who shave their heads bald anyway
    Women who wear yoga pants without a thong
    Wearing orange hunting gear when not hunting
    Actually smoking a swisher
    Paying for pornography
    Having to pay for postage on a mandatory absentee ballot
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    Both stalls occupied in the only shitter on my floor.

    Bear Grylls in deodorant commercials.

    Televangelists.

    Payroll fucking with people's paychecks and reimbursements.
    "...no hobby should either seek or need rational justification. To find reasons why it is useful or beneficial converts it at once from an avocation into an industry, lowers it at once to the ignominious category of an exercise undertaken for health, power or profit."
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    Quote Originally Posted by butterscotch View Post
    People in public places with no situational awareness (i.e. don't fucking walk backwards in the grocery store, you fuck.)
    Or leave your cart right in the middle of the aisle.

    I've never seen a man doing girl pushups. That is unacceptable for sure.

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    Being rushed while taking a dump.
    Auto-flushing toilets - I like to admire my composition.
    Plastic electronics package that requires a chainsaw to open.
    Rap ringtones (unless from Ice-T era)
    Skiing pow and having to head in to take a dump
    Trash in the snow at resorts
    People yelling at lifties for no reason, or who just seem pissed to be skiing
    Overly-dramatic patrollers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poop*Ghost View Post
    I can deal with all those things...

    But having to work on a powder day is just fucking horribly unacceptable.
    /thread...

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    cotton bright colored tall tees and 24" poles
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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    sarah palin reality show
    sarah palin not dressing like the slut she is
    my job
    my locale
    hipsters with attitudes
    hipsters that grew up in the boonies
    hipsters near me
    bars frequented by hipsters
    randy moss not a viking
    anybody hating on the lakers
    ski patrol waiving slow it donw
    SNOWBOARDING
    snowboarding hipsters
    park rats
    people who dont believe in dinosaurs or believe they coexisted with humans
    not skiing right now!
    dude, this is not 1998
    Terje was right.

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    • The national id logarithmically approaching the outward manifestations of 16-y/o Justin Bieber

    • Living out one's spiritual and physical existences on the interwebz (they little know who they are and know naught)


    [/end rant]

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    The way we treat our veterans when they come home from overseas.
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    I don't think I've ever seen mental illness so faithfully rendered in html.

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    Scooters
    Mud season
    Bear Grylls
    The Midwest
    No beer in gas stations
    No beer in supermarkets
    No beer on sundays
    Any import with coffee can exhaust
    I love big dumps.

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    Fat maggots

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    willful ignorance.
    • Constructive Knowledge


    Bwah!
    Caveat emptor, barrister

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    Bed bugs
    I love big dumps.

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    Scheduling-policy violations at Burger King.

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