I'm sorry, but do real men say "LOLZ" on the internet? Or anywhere for that matter?
Living vicariously through myself.
tecnica loving hipster hating trollz do
Zone Controller
"He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway
"DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000
Letting a fellow driver in your lane during traffic, and them not acknowledging you with a wave
a man doing girl push ups
another Will Ferrell movie with him playing an unbelievably stupid character
any adult dog that can fit in a microwave
any dog that wears a sweater
a parent buying a kid a new luxury sports car for their 16th birthday.
answering the question "how are you doing?" with "good"
Best Skier on the Mountain
Self-Certified
1992 - 2012
Squaw Valley, USA
Auburn football being in the top 3
rain in the winter
running out of toilet paper
ROLL TIDE ROLL
Red Truck Tahoe shutting down for the winter.... I mean, what a stupid idea
Best Skier on the Mountain
Self-Certified
1992 - 2012
Squaw Valley, USA
not having continous slaggmaster pictures dumped in forum
not having stokes as dope as alpinezone
generally unexciting threads as of late
people claiming to live the dream
people who hate dinosaurs
being banned from gawker.com for making spacefaggot jokes
not knowing what has become of jesse jones
not exposing the countless other 'jesse jones'
being named jesse jones
Zone Controller
"He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway
"DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000
Fees for checked luggage.
People in public places with no situational awareness (i.e. don't fucking walk backwards in the grocery store, you fuck.)
Fake guacamole.
driving around a corner at 2 mph (i.e. the Montana turn).
"Did you move here to be in a hurry?" bumper stickers (the answer as always: no, but I am anyway.)
We heard you in our twilight caves, one hundred fathom deep below, for notes of joy can pierce the waves, that drown each sound of war and woe.
I can deal with all those things...
But having to work on a powder day is just fucking horribly unacceptable.
Not finishing your beer
The South
Failing the clear the bong
Passing an uncleared bong
Using an iPad in public
State "Fairs"
Watching a standard definition TV broadcast on an HDTV. x50000000 if you have a 4:3 image stretched to 16:9
Pizza Hut
Women with short hair
Men who are not bald who shave their heads bald anyway
Women who wear yoga pants without a thong
Wearing orange hunting gear when not hunting
Actually smoking a swisher
Paying for pornography
Having to pay for postage on a mandatory absentee ballot
I thought their offices would be strewn with bunny-fucking and condom dispensers, a veritable enchanted forest of cock shafts and twat mist. - JoeStrummer
Both stalls occupied in the only shitter on my floor.
Bear Grylls in deodorant commercials.
Televangelists.
Payroll fucking with people's paychecks and reimbursements.
"...no hobby should either seek or need rational justification. To find reasons why it is useful or beneficial converts it at once from an avocation into an industry, lowers it at once to the ignominious category of an exercise undertaken for health, power or profit."
-Aldo Leopold
Being rushed while taking a dump.
Auto-flushing toilets - I like to admire my composition.
Plastic electronics package that requires a chainsaw to open.
Rap ringtones (unless from Ice-T era)
Skiing pow and having to head in to take a dump
Trash in the snow at resorts
People yelling at lifties for no reason, or who just seem pissed to be skiing
Overly-dramatic patrollers
cotton bright colored tall tees and 24" poles
Best Skier on the Mountain
Self-Certified
1992 - 2012
Squaw Valley, USA
• The national id logarithmically approaching the outward manifestations of 16-y/o Justin Bieber
• Living out one's spiritual and physical existences on the interwebz (they little know who they are and know naught)
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Scooters
Mud season
Bear Grylls
The Midwest
No beer in gas stations
No beer in supermarkets
No beer on sundays
Any import with coffee can exhaust
I love big dumps.
Fat maggots
Bed bugs
I love big dumps.
Scheduling-policy violations at Burger King.
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