not being able to sleep when you need to get up early
cabbies who don't know their way around town
meter maids
drivers who use the horn to communicate a scream rather than a friendly motoring heads-up
the bottom line being everything
"gangstas"
SUVs that never see dirt
tags over street art
high heels on wood floors above my ceiling in the morning
impatient people in a service industry
D-nugs who beep horns in right-on-red lanes when I have not yet come to a complete stop. Guess what? You wait m-fer...
EDIT: Roller-bladers & recumbent bike riders on narrow sidewalks.
Uber-Mom's with their three-across baby carriages. Anywhere.
Kids that are old enough to walk but are still being pushed around by their Uber-Moms.
All spoiled children, but especially the asshole parents that coddle & enable their slackitude.
You are not really there to work out are you. I pointedly ignore anyone in the locker room. It's better that way. Once they begin having coed locker rooms I will stop this practice.
I love the people who insist on paying with a check to save me the fees. Fuck those fees too, but your check is going to sit there for two weeks until I get enough pieces of paper to make it worth my time to go across town and go to the bank. Thanks.
Staggeringly simple and true. If I want lemonade I would order that.
And while I am at it:
Corona is unacceptable. Who drinks that shit?
Posting videos to Vimeo, instead of YouTube.
Riding single on the t-bar on a powder day. Re-post I'm sure.
- Doing 55 in a 70. On clear roads in good weather. Even though they're stacking up a hudge line of cars behind them.
- The shitbags who won't pass the people doing 55 in a 70. I can usually pass two or three of you jackasses, sometimes 4, but not 5.
We heard you in our twilight caves, one hundred fathom deep below, for notes of joy can pierce the waves, that drown each sound of war and woe.
Starting work to find out we only have triangles, kling gauze and an empty O2 bottle.
Being told we can get first aid supplies in Janaury....waiting still....
having to bring my own first aid supplies to do my job
working 80% of the shifts for 6 weeks by myself cause the GM is too cheap to replace the patroller that quit
Not getting paid for the last 2 weeks of work, yet now the GM has hired two new patrollers and paying them gas money on top of wages. ( we'll see in two weeks if they do get it)
Having to go through Employment standards to get paid
Able to buy a new groomer, 3 new snow guns, hire another millwright, another groomer driver, but can't afford a box of band aids
"So what's a homeless instructor do? Teach people how to build houses outta cardboard boxes and build good trash fires?" - Phuckhuck
the shitbags who pass me when I'm going 70 in a 70, then slow down to 55.
the auxillary patrollers who sit in the patrol room reading the newspaper or sleeping when they finish their shift in the aid room, even though there aren't even enough patrollers to cover the entire mountain.
Hugh Grant movies
Check engine light.
cars that break on the way to Avy classes and stress out my morning!
^ naked photos = sympathy
^^^^A little fight in you. I like that.
"Dropping it like it's hot". Ugh...
Shimano drivetrains
Ordering a macro beer at a microbrewery
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