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Thread: Things that are unacceptable

  1. #276
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    Quote Originally Posted by gameface View Post
    The gigantic bitch who just sat right next to me on the bus when there are, literally, only 3 other people on the bus (first stop).
    This. And people who stand too close to you in line. BACK THE FUCK OFF.

    And since it's now ski season, people who stand on the tails of my skis in the lift line. They're called twin tips, they've been around for 10 years, everyone has them, BACK THE FUCK OFF.
    We heard you in our twilight caves, one hundred fathom deep below, for notes of joy can pierce the waves, that drown each sound of war and woe.

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    Kids who can sing the rhymes to 200 rap songs, but can't make change at the drive-thru.
    Hot women who are way too young for me, and treat me like their dad.
    Going to the gym, not to get better at sports, but just to keep from hurting myself.
    Spending more to renovate my house then I could drop on 150 days of heli skiing.
    Having my kids go meh to everything that I love, and trying to be ok with that.
    Hard Right Politics.
    Guys who can rip better then me, with shittier technique. Truely annoying.
    Gay banter between guys. Just get over it and suck it already.
    Being desensitized to violence.
    And last, but not least, fake tits

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    i'm sure it's been covered, but smokers tossing their butts wherever the fuck they want like it's not really dumping trash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flatlander#2 View Post
    Where in the hell do you live this kind of shit goes on?
    Quote Originally Posted by jfost View Post
    In Vermont, the san francisco of new england... duh!
    I think Middlebury just won the Quidditch World Cup. (facepalm) Perhaps Qatar can host the next one.

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    -Spending a night at the bars playing wingman so well that your boy CAN'T fail...only to watch him not seal the deal
    -Short fucks who sit in the emergency exit row of a plane while my tall ass gets packed into no leg room-ville
    -hitting rocks or trees with your bases-on purpose or not
    -when I ski my skinny skis for fun, asking if I have tried shape skis yet
    -when I ski my fat skis asking me why I am on water-skis
    -the fact the you have to put your pets to sleep someday
    -being the only one in the house who knows how to load the fucking dishwasher the right way
    Quote Originally Posted by RockBoy View Post
    The wife's not gonna be happy when she sees a few dollars missing from the savings and a note on the door that reads, "Gone to AK for the week. Remember to walk the dog."
    Quote Originally Posted by kannonbal View Post
    Damn it. You never get a powder day you didn't ski back. The one time you blow off a day, or a season, it will be the one time it is the miracle of all history. The indescribable flow, the irreplaceable nowness, the transcendental dance; blink and you miss it.
    Some people blink their whole lives.

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    Cock Docking
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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked_sick View Post
    Cock Docking
    I'm sorry, but what is this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meanfruit View Post
    I'm sorry, but what is this?
    holy fucking shitballs

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    Waking up and not being able to tell if you're hung over or still drunk.

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    Coming to post ^ comment a second time because you forgot you posted it already...

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    ^^^

    Still drunk it is!!
    If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.

    - Eddie Izzard

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    Quote Originally Posted by SterlingSpikeDancer View Post
    -being the only one in the house who knows how to load the fucking dishwasher the right way
    This. 1234

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    plastic shovels

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leah View Post
    Being smart yet still managing to care for an emotionally-unavailable asshole
    Hey. I resemble that!
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    Crazy chicks attempting to rationalize craziness. Best just to come clean and admit to being bat shit crazy.
    Flying the Bluehouse colors in Western Canada! Let me know if you want some rad skis!!

    "He is god of snow; the one called Ullr. Son of Sif, step son of Thor. He is so fierce a bowman and ski-runner that none may contend! He is quite beautiful to look upon and has all the characteristics of a warrior. It is wise to invoke the name of Ullr in duels!"

    -The Gylfaginning

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    Crazy chicks attempting to rationalize craziness. Best just to come clean and admit to being bat shit crazy.
    Flakey, emotionally unavailable douchebags that make chicks bat shit crazy.

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    ^Somebody has an axe to grind.

    Semi trucks belching thick clouds of black smoke.

    The mowing of empty, unused fields that could provide quail and rabbit habitat if left unmowed. Not even haying, just mowing. WTF?
    "...no hobby should either seek or need rational justification. To find reasons why it is useful or beneficial converts it at once from an avocation into an industry, lowers it at once to the ignominious category of an exercise undertaken for health, power or profit."
    -Aldo Leopold

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    99% of pickup trucks.
    Lift kits.
    Low rider pick up trucks.
    Two wheel drive trucks.
    Giving a shit whether its a Chevy or Dodge or Ford
    Thinking Calvin would give a shit what truck you drive or what church you go to.

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    Mormon under garments.

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    My closest buddy just dropped dead of a heart attack. He was 32. We were robbed.

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    Deadbeat dads...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jm2e View Post
    ...Thinking Calvin would give a shit what truck you drive or what church you go to.
    maybe not the truck, but I'm pretty sure Calvin does care about your church.

    ... jfost is really ignorant, he often just needs simple facts laid out for him...

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    Those humongous "rocker" soled tennis shoes that only fatasses wear, "because they are good for my ass."
    Last edited by RootSkier; 12-07-2010 at 11:38 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gripen View Post
    Crazy chicks attempting to rationalize craziness. Best just to come clean and admit to being bat shit crazy.
    It's Catch-22. They're crazy, thus would never admit to being crazy. If they admitted to being crazy they wouldn't really be crazy.

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    cops on their day off busting up a safety meeting

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