disobeying the Dance Commander (who's giving out the orders for fun).
disobeying the Dance Commander (who's giving out the orders for fun).
Pontiac Aztec
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UPS leaving a thousand dollars worth of my shit outside my building in the city all day to get stolen by some fucking wanker.
Inhaling shaving cream.
what is with this dumps and showers? I don't get it, can't you wipe?
cotton base layers.
gas stations who say their diesel has additives that will be enough for october to april, but my truck is still gelled up.
having "important school" all day on resorts opening day.
can't they work this out for my convinience
whatever I feel like i what to do!
plastic packages that require the jaws of life to open
there's a good curb your enthusiasm episode on that, it includes bjs
holy fucking shitballs
People who are clearly not handicapped parking in handicap parking spaces.
People who park in loading zones.
The Worst mistakes, make the best memories.
things that are unacceptable.....
being 20 years old and realizing that being 6000 miles away from your family on Thanksgiving day is absolute bullshit.
party on, and happy thanksgiving maggots, enjoy the day!
hangovers
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People that can't maintain speed while driving but instead match exactly the speed of the person they are passing/passing them.
I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
Having your car dead in your driveway on your way to skiing on a bluebird day. FUCK!
Finding out this hot chick that digs you and is into all the same outdoorsy stuff you are and that is funny and smart is also totally self absorbed and lousy in bed.
...Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain...
"I enjoy skinny skiing, bullfights on acid..." - Lacy Underalls
The problems we face will not be solved by the minds that created them.
Waiting 12 hours outside Best Buy [4+in freezing rain] for doorbuster deals.
Shitty scanners in lift lines holding things up and allowing empty chairs on a powder day.
Autoflush toilet setup so sensitive that it flushes when you lean for TP causing spray to hit your junk.
www.apriliaforum.com
"If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?
"I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
Ottime
First dates.
Misreading a person on a first date.
Being smart yet still managing to care for an emotionally-unavailable asshole
... did I mention dating?
Take it easy ... if it's easy take it twice.
...Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain...
"I enjoy skinny skiing, bullfights on acid..." - Lacy Underalls
The problems we face will not be solved by the minds that created them.
2005-2009 Subaru Outbacks ghostwalking on ice/snow when "loaded" with passengers. You do not buy a Subaru to have it suck so terribly in winter conditions. Subaru is silent on this issue. Ridiculous.
Notching a mega core shot on the first run of the brand new setup...that's Colorado for ya
...but hey, it's free advice on the internet, right? -Mustonen
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"We don't need predator control, we need whiner control. Anyone who complains that "the gummint oughta do sumpin" about the wolves and coyotes should be darted, caged, and released in a more suitable habitat for them, like the middle of Manhattan." - Spats
"I'm constantly doing things I can't do. Thats how I get to do them." - Pablo Picasso
Cisco and his wife are fragile idiots who breed morons.
one of my pet peeves it when people refer any events where you even look kind of nice as "formal"
it's not even informal, it's like fucking dressy-casual or something. If I can wear dark jeans, and shirt and tie and fit in, it's not fucking formal
edit: even oldlarrys $600 fucking loafers aren't "formal"
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