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  1. 11-13-2010, 04:48 PM #1
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    Things that are unacceptable

    1. Skiing with a school backpack
    2. A fat chick with small tits
    3. A dumb nerd
    4. A hippy that doesn't do drugs
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    Quote Originally Posted by concretejungle View Post
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    You forgot to mention the 29er in there. I think that is pretty important to fit the unacceptable category.
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    Having an important piece of equipment fail on a powder day.
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