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  1. 10-28-2010, 03:02 PM #26
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    I am a Jew

    I hope to ski @ Alta one day


    Will I be killed?
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  2. 10-28-2010, 03:10 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by SKIORFORGETIT View Post
    I am a Jew

    I hope to ski @ Alta one day


    Will I be killed?
    Most likely

































    not. but I heard Mormons aren't the most accepting of Jews, so keep an eye out.
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    ski real fast on the traverse and no one will care..Shalom!
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  5. 10-28-2010, 03:44 PM #30
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    Grab your skis and join the party...
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  6. 10-28-2010, 04:03 PM #31
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    DAS is a Kook, he couldnt put any type of respectable line down any face, let alone alta.
    /bb
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  7. 10-28-2010, 04:08 PM #32
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    The trail map you were looking for
    I've got the key to the highway... I'm gonna leave here runnin', walkin's far too slow
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    This is hillarious! Some OG Solitude Rasta Bruddah should post a photo of an old sticker on his skis that features an Alta snowflake/swastika with the words "Alta is for Racists". Then some jackass troll with a 144 IQ should comment on how goddam funny said sticker is. Then some other dude from Bozeman or Jackson or where ever should print up a bunchof said stickers and send 20 to the smart jackass dude. Then the nearly genius troll should put one on his cat's litter box. Then all the usual thin-skinned TGR douchebags should get all offended that some people think a skiing snowflake/swastika is funny.



    Oh wait - that's already happened a long time ago in a galaxy far far away...
    Help out a pup or kitteh

    Do it for the critterz

    Res dogz could use a break
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  9. 10-28-2010, 04:24 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jer View Post
    This is hillarious! Some OG Solitude Rasta Bruddah should post a photo of an old sticker on his skis that features an Alta snowflake/swastika with the words "Alta is for Racists". Then some jackass troll with a 144 IQ should comment on how goddam funny said sticker is. Then some other dude from Bozeman or Jackson or where ever should print up a bunchof said stickers and send 20 to the smart jackass dude. Then the nearly genius troll should put one on his cat's litter box. Then all the usual thin-skinned TGR douchebags should get all offended that some people think a skiing snowflake/swastika is funny.



    Oh wait - that's already happened a long time ago in a galaxy far far away...
    Nice play-by-play/metaphor/story thing. That's some quality shit
    I've got the key to the highway... I'm gonna leave here runnin', walkin's far too slow
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  10. 10-28-2010, 04:28 PM #35
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    Thank god for it too, otherwise all those nazis would be out cunting up the mountains my heeledge and I frequent...
    Life is simple. Go Explore.
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    Maybe you should fucking learn to ski, dumbass.

    Behold my fluffy goodness, you bastard.
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    and to think all this time i thought that Norwegian backcountry skiing was for Nazis...

    "Man, we killin' elephants in the back yard..."

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    ha. i've watched dead snow. highly recommended.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ottime View Post
    Honestly, Alta is not a good snowboarding hill. There is way too much hiking, in, up and out of spots. I find it funny that people get so bent because they can't ride the lifts some where.
    Do you dumbasses really believe that shit? I love how you have never been on a board but you think you have a clue what I might or might not like to ride. Move over bacon, and watch my blindside...

    Taos is Free!!! bitches.
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    Quote Originally Posted by parismt View Post
    DAS is a Kook, he couldnt put any type of respectable line down any face, let alone alta.
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    Slam!

    Snowboarding not interested but don't hate them. Nonetheless, God bless Alta and MRG!

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    Oh get over it. That place rocks and I would ski there everyday if I could !
    What are ya folktails talken about!! ALTA IS FOR SKIERS------> Thank you for your time, (Early & Late season walkin de)
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  17. 10-28-2010, 07:24 PM #42
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    snow boarding is allowed at alta.
    As long as you have one on each foot.
    What's the policy on mono skis?
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  19. 10-28-2010, 07:37 PM #44
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    holy fucking shitballs
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  20. 10-28-2010, 07:41 PM #45
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    I used to get a double pass to bird/alta up until 2 years ago when I finally decided I would not support Alta management being douche bags not allowing snowboards. I board and think that Alta would be a much more fun mountain for snowboarding than skiing.

    While they have the right to do it, not allowing snowboarders is fucking lame.
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  21. 10-28-2010, 07:47 PM #46
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    wrong, you are more than welcome to go there if you give up dragging your knuckles and strap two planks to your feet. Slightly more difficult than changing you heritage or skin color to join the Nazis. After snowboarding a few years and wishing I could go there, and then skiing and going there I saw why. You will too...
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  22. 10-28-2010, 07:49 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shepherd Wong View Post
    I used to get a double pass to bird/alta up until 2 years ago when I finally decided I would not support Alta management being douche bags not allowing snowboards. I board and think that Alta would be a much more fun mountain for snowboarding than skiing.

    While they have the right to do it, not allowing snowboarders is fucking lame.
    we have a winner.

    thanks Shepherd.

    Fuck Alta and the fucktards that ski there.
    Terje was right.

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    la de da, he snowboarded a few years. shit is so easy I bet that dude sheds. traverses suck yo, you wont like that shit.
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    I've never seen that before. Whoa....
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    i meant to ignore this thread. whoops. blame the bourbon. i have nothing against snowboarders but i fucking hate whiny bitches. fuck off whiny bitch. i'd gas you all.
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