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    Understatement of the Week

    Quote Originally Posted by The New York Times
    Mr. Donovan said he wanted to correct a “misimpression” that Mr. Komisarjevsky had anally raped the 11-year-old Michaela. Instead, he said, Mr. Komisarjevsky had confessed that he “ejaculated upon” the younger Petit daughter.

    He said he knew this was “small solace” to the Petit family.
    http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/01/ny...e.html?_r=1&hp

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    Talk about people who need to be exterminated. Jaysus.
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    heh. Just read that. Its even funnier because he got bitched out by the Court for talking to reporters about it.

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    I also think it's funny he characterized it as a "misimpression." Like, "Oh, he only ejaculated on her before murdering her? I guess I had this guy all wrong."

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