Check Out Our Shop
Page 3 of 95 FirstFirst 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... LastLast
Results 51 to 75 of 2364

Thread: Meet the Maggots

  1. 11-23-2004, 07:06 AM #51
    basom's Avatar
    basom is offline We'll blast them at sea
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Emulating the ocean's sound
    Posts
    7,008
    i'm on it ice.

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 11-24-2004, 08:28 AM #52
    Crinkle's Avatar
    Crinkle is offline singletrack state of mind
    Send a message via AIM to Crinkle
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    between here and there
    Posts
    6,230
    TR (trip report's) kick ass, but follow a few simple do's and don'ts when posting them:

    Do use details; how much vertical, how much snow (cm or inches, but feet is better), pictures help a ton, how was the skiing and the snow (its fine to say how much it kicked ass), be stoked if it was good, if you can write express it in your best version, otherwise keep it sweet and to the point. Scenics are nice, but try to get as much skiing in your pics as possible, we love that shit. Good examples of TR's can be found by: Trackhead, iskibc, altapowderdaze, shera and many others.

    Don't: tell us how much you kick ass, we don't care because we know how to kick ass too, don't take copious amounts of self portraits and post them, unless they are action shots or if you are hot chick, bragging and boasting won't float either. If it was a mediocere day for you, might want to think about not posting a TR (we all have mediocre days), you don't have to post TR's all the time, unless they are good all the time.

    If your TR is NSR, it better be good and something of interest. Example: Backstage at a Pearl Jam show, epic climbing or hiking trip, your day at the Pornstar awards.

    Learn how to post pics. If you can host them somewhere else besides here, you would save Owens some server space. Red 'x' is not hot right now. Learn how to do attatchments as well, can be tricky.

    All this, thrown in with some creativity, provides much appriciated stoke.
    More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 11-24-2004, 04:21 PM #53
    FreshPow's Avatar
    FreshPow is offline Abby Normal
    Send a message via ICQ to FreshPow Send a message via AIM to FreshPow
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    West Coast
    Posts
    101
    Just the thread I was looking for. So I guess I better get to it with the naked pictures. Do they have to be naked or will sexy lingerie suffice?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 11-24-2004, 05:16 PM #54
    iceman is offline Funky But Chic
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Location
    The Cone of Uncertainty
    Posts
    49,304
    Lingerie will work for your first step, grasshoppah.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 11-24-2004, 07:34 PM #55
    splat is offline glocal
    Join Date
    May 2002
    Posts
    33,437
    ...FKNA...
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 11-24-2004, 09:34 PM #56
    FreshPow's Avatar
    FreshPow is offline Abby Normal
    Send a message via ICQ to FreshPow Send a message via AIM to FreshPow
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    West Coast
    Posts
    101

    Selling my soul

    I could post my latest anonymous ebay sales picture, in which I sold my "too large" snow jacket quickly and easily ...but then I may lose the respect of my fellow cool chick riders.....

    Dare I, Yogachik? Obviously, I'm not afraid of the camera
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 11-24-2004, 10:49 PM #57
    iceman is offline Funky But Chic
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Location
    The Cone of Uncertainty
    Posts
    49,304
    Quote Originally Posted by FreshPow
    Obviously, I'm not afraid of the camera
    Appparently you are of the feminine persuasion. And you say that you are not afraid of the camera. That's all well and good. I applaud it, in fact.

    But post some pics or Thelonius will have you for lunch.

    At least you will not be drown.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 11-25-2004, 12:56 AM #58
    splat is offline glocal
    Join Date
    May 2002
    Posts
    33,437
    Ass everyone knows, I am the holder of the pics.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 11-27-2004, 02:30 PM #59
    Chris Walken is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    Continental Suite
    Posts
    26
    this crew. is lively. not just lively. they are full of the elan vitale. the fucking life force the rest of america. only dreams about while watching tv. it's like a snow mafia. an underworld network of family with bonds that. if broken. will spell hell for the bastard. who fucks with them. bravo.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 11-28-2004, 11:41 PM #60
    Endlessseason's Avatar
    Endlessseason is offline Pathetically Addicted
    Join Date
    Dec 2001
    Location
    Øøøtahhh
    Posts
    2,780

    Talking

    Quote Originally Posted by Chris Walken
    this crew. is lively. not just lively. they are full of the elan vitale. the fucking life force the rest of america. only dreams about while watching tv. it's like a snow mafia. an underworld network of family with bonds that. if broken. will spell hell for the bastard. who fucks with them. bravo.
    I heart Christopher. Nice work.
    BWAAHAAAHAHAHHHAHHA!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 11-29-2004, 01:09 PM #61
    FreshPow's Avatar
    FreshPow is offline Abby Normal
    Send a message via ICQ to FreshPow Send a message via AIM to FreshPow
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    West Coast
    Posts
    101
    Quote Originally Posted by splat
    Ass everyone knows, I am the holder of the pics.
    saw your early post but couldn't reply. No, I don't think I'm the Abby you have pics of. At least I don't think so...was I wearing this jacket?


    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 11-29-2004, 01:16 PM #62
    basom's Avatar
    basom is offline We'll blast them at sea
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Emulating the ocean's sound
    Posts
    7,008
    you wouldn't have, say, a series of photos? would you? i'd like to see more, do it for art.

    my name isn't art, if you were wondering
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 11-29-2004, 01:17 PM #63
    FNG's Avatar
    FNG is offline Versitilier
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    Fort Collins
    Posts
    2,005
    That deserves a full frontal FM

    "I smell varmint puntang."
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 11-29-2004, 03:48 PM #64
    The Reverend Floater's Avatar
    The Reverend Floater is online now Southbound Pachyderm
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Location
    Orangina
    Posts
    9,621
    Quote Originally Posted by FNG
    That deserves a full frontal FM

    So bold...yet so right!
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. 11-30-2004, 01:01 AM #65
    FreshPow's Avatar
    FreshPow is offline Abby Normal
    Send a message via ICQ to FreshPow Send a message via AIM to FreshPow
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    West Coast
    Posts
    101
    Quote Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater
    So bold...yet so right!
    Well, I cannot deny the one who has "spongebob" as his avatar. As a newbie, I must respect the spongebob creedo....

    work hard
    eat crabby patties
    date whales
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  16. 11-30-2004, 09:16 AM #66
    PrankMonkey's Avatar
    PrankMonkey is offline not a paid spokesperson
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    Sunburn, USA
    Posts
    316
    1 newb-gaper seconding. Awesome friggin' avatar
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  17. 11-30-2004, 01:01 PM #67
    seldon's Avatar
    seldon is offline 17 years and counting.
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Location
    Washington, D.C.
    Posts
    2,352
    Beware of skis that come without chinstraps.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  18. 12-02-2004, 12:48 PM #68
    Keoni is offline Donkey Puncher
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    Nowhere near Boner City
    Posts
    1,135
    Quote Originally Posted by FreshPow
    saw your early post but couldn't reply. No, I don't think I'm the Abby you have pics of. At least I don't think so...was I wearing this jacket?


    "How you doin'?"
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  19. 12-02-2004, 04:46 PM #69
    Bodhi's Avatar
    Bodhi is offline Homegrown Knucklehead
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    Fallbroke, SD-CA
    Posts
    1,641

    Dammit

    Newbie status pains me almost as bad as a frostbitten ballsack...

    Those that know me from other forums...STFU. Those that could not give a shit about me--99.9% of the free world and 100% of the rest--Be kind...

    Nah...

    Fuck-it. Be mean. I am into Cybermasochism.

    peace,
    BS.
    "There's a truth that sanity denies...." --Sprung Monkey
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  20. 12-06-2004, 12:08 AM #70
    Endlessseason's Avatar
    Endlessseason is offline Pathetically Addicted
    Join Date
    Dec 2001
    Location
    Øøøtahhh
    Posts
    2,780
    Quote Originally Posted by FNG
    Change for a nickle = universal maggot call
    ...and the Universal Answer is: "So HOT right now!"




    I've used it a few times recently and it worked like a charm.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  21. 12-07-2004, 01:25 AM #71
    gramps's Avatar
    gramps is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    SLC
    Posts
    916
    Quote Originally Posted by PlayHarder
    Naked pics of sisters/wives/gf's will dramatically speed up advancing past the jongin stage.

    'Nuther nice intro, gramps.
    Heh, come to think of it, I never did go through the JONG initiation. Hell, I still don't know what it actually means. I attribute my good fortune to the all-important first post - make it wisely.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  22. 12-07-2004, 01:10 PM #72
    iceman is offline Funky But Chic
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Location
    The Cone of Uncertainty
    Posts
    49,304
    Damn, one slipped through the cracks!!!!

    JONG!!!!!

    stands for Jerk Off Newbie Gaper, btw

    That was a great first post, too.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  23. 12-07-2004, 04:00 PM #73
    Gregbo's Avatar
    Gregbo is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Between Heaven & Home (Crystal Mt)
    Posts
    150
    Good to see the welcome wagon again... must be snowin somewhere nearby...

    A Toast to all that love the Snow - Have a Fantastic Season!!!!!!!
    "Keep 'em Turning"
    Gregbo
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  24. 12-07-2004, 07:43 PM #74
    gramps's Avatar
    gramps is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    SLC
    Posts
    916
    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    Damn, one slipped through the cracks!!!!

    JONG!!!!!

    stands for Jerk Off Newbie Gaper, btw

    That was a great first post, too.
    Ahh, I knew that was coming. I finally feel like a real member now
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  25. 12-07-2004, 10:35 PM #75
    iceman is offline Funky But Chic
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Location
    The Cone of Uncertainty
    Posts
    49,304
    Happy to oblige.

    The rest of you know-nothing newbie punks can learn something from Gramps, who posted more stoke in his first post than I have in my "career".

    But I'm more sarcastic than him, so it works out.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« TAOS New Mexico....BETA.....? | Alpha Angle / Runout Angle — who knows it? who uses it? »

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules