NEED router!

[Pinner]

Right away. Like RIGHT fucking now. Loan basis only-- I can't afford to have ownership of things like routers these days unfortunately. Homie Land Segurity and all.

So, the job is...

I've got a beater CMH Explosive and it's getting repainted for the second time. Thing is, when I'm done sanding the topsheet, the corners get... well you know... I need a router, biaaatch! Who's gonna hook a brutha up?

For a loan. I'll toss in the kIne six pack too. Or something.

I love you man.

*Pnr

[basom]

there has been no talk of routers on this board for quite some time. i have no idea what law student maggot in Chicago might possible have a dewalt plunge router.

[Pinner]

[gonzo]

I'm no stranger to sarcasm.

[Foggy_Goggles]

Dood - I don't recomend routing your topsheet (unless of course it is with Gonzo's router). What's the price on the router down to now? I've got a closet full of circus midget lesbians I might be willing to trade.

[basom]

i'll give up this empty cup of dunkies coffee on my desk. i also have some paper clips.

[Keoni]

I've got a CraftsMAN router sitting in my garage, just collecting dust. Basom has never had it in his backpack, of course I would be on the safe side and get a fresh condom for it. You may borrow the router, but I'm out of spare condoms............

[gonzo]

At this point I would straight up trade my router (w/bits and book) for a high-end random orbital sander. I'm serious. I'd do it.

[basom]

put the bitch on ebay, you'll get a buyer.

orbitals are $100 for the trickest ones. you'll get that for Plungie McRouts easy.

although, i don't want you to sell it because it makes for great comedy.

[Snow Dog]

Right away. Like RIGHT fucking now. Loan basis only-- I can't afford to have ownership of things like routers these days unfortunately. Homie Land Segurity and all.

Some people might call their local tool rental store but you're still stuck with buying a bit for it.

[slim]

I've got an old 4-port Linksys router... oh... wait... never mind.

[Buster Highmen]

I've got a Roto-Router
That's the name
And away go troubles down the drain.
Roto-Router!

[seldon]

Dood - I don't recomend routing your topsheet (unless of course it is with Gonzo's router). What's the price on the router down to now? I've got a closet full of circus midget lesbians I might be willing to trade.

So those circus midget lesbians would be in or out of the closet?

[Pinner]

i don't want you to sell it because it makes for great comedy.

I got $2 towards a collection fund so we buy it from you, but you get to keep trying to sell it to us.

[Crinkle]

give me a call I have a router you can borrow. i even have a router table to make it easier. You can just swing by and do it in the garage instead of having to move all this crap.

[splat]

Right away. Like RIGHT fucking now. Loan basis only-- I can't afford to have ownership of things like routers these days unfortunately. Homie Land Segurity and all.

So, the job is...

I've got a beater CMH Explosive and it's getting repainted for the second time. Thing is, when I'm done sanding the topsheet, the corners get... well you know... I need a router, biaaatch! Who's gonna hook a brutha up?

For a loan. I'll toss in the kIne six pack too. Or something.

I love you man.

*Pnr

I keep tellin ya, man, you rout your name in those ugly fuggers, and someone's gonna rip 'em off just to show you how foolish it was.