Jer did say to nuke from orbit though.
Jer did say to nuke from orbit though.
I still call it The Jake.
The ants we had at our house in Portland shrugged off the Terro liquid bait. It was like giving beer to frat boys, they would crowd around and drink it endlessly but never seemed to suffer any ill effects (OK, not quite like frat boys). Next time I'll try that Advion stuff.
Had sugar ants that resisted all baits and poisons. The nested somewhere in the wall and would crawl all over the kitchen counter. And we keep it clean.
BORAX with a bit of sugar water on a makeup wipe or paper towel nuked them without having to enter earth orbit.
Old school solution that works.
Another safe option for yard ants is diatomaceous earth powder. Can get at any pool supply store or some hardware store.
PS. Why nuke earthworms? My wife hates the lumps they make in spring. But I just kick them with my shoe. And the worms aerate the lawn and feed the birds
Kill all the telemarkers
But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
Go to Mexico. Buy some chlordane. You might have to move out of the house, but the ants will be dead
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
Trick i use when ants come into the house.
Use a lint roller. On the counter and any surface works amazing.
Chuck it in the garbage outside. Not in the kitchen.
What if "Alternative" energy wasn't so alternative ?
That’s the idea tho. They drink it like a crowded kegger and take it in their little ant solo cups back to the the nest and ant genocide ensues. Patience is big tho. We had to endure several days of bigly swarms around the bait but then one day none showed up. And they haven’t been back since
Never in U.S. history has the public chosen leadership this malevolent. The moral clarity of their decision is crystalline, particularly knowing how Trump will regard his slim margin as a “mandate” to do his worst. We’ve learned something about America that we didn’t know, or perhaps didn’t believe, and it’ll forever color our individual judgments of who and what we are.
Another rec for advion
.... or a flammable liquid.
Well the soil looked kinda compacted.
I used to sprinkle cinnamon around the doorways of my cabin preventatively
I once had a friend come up to me (a monumental blond for any of you who care) and said all excited like "I'm an ant"
"That's lovely" says I
She left the house in a huff.
She'd just become an Aunt
I've had good luck calling an exterminator to come spray the outside and spread DE inside, then just using consumer grade ant spray ever couple of months around the outside of the house. Definitely worth $100 bucks or so for the first round to make sure they are chased away properly
^^^^ sadly it's a true reflection of the story. I really thought she was telling me she was an ant. You'd believe almost anything she would say if you, well I, thought you had a chance![]()
no I believe it
^^^^ just so we're clear ... the topic at hand is the "best way to get rid of ants inside the house". My technique worked. Yay !
ps. I've met Otzi ... he wasn't a well man.
I'm not dead yet. I'm feeling much better.
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